Your Highness, I Am Proud of My Favor.

Pre-collection of "The Iron Pestle Must Bend" and "The Immortal of Resentment Has Boundless Power at Work" The final article "Are my classmates sick?" Is a Classmate Sick? Copywriting: During the winter vacation of the second year of high school, Qi Feng was dragged by his mother to increase the performance of the hospital. Bao, skin surgery. One move of the scalpel and one week in the hospital bed. After finishing his work in the morning, not long after entering the ward at noon, Qi Feng welcomed his fellow patients. Xiao Mo took one step and lost a health bar. He lay down on the hospital bed and said hello to Qi Feng: "Hey, what a coincidence." What a coincidence, I told him not to come, it hurt, but he still didn't believe me. Qi Feng snorted coldly: "Does it hurt? You deserve the pain." Xiao Mo rolled his eyes in pain: "You don't understand, the second one is half price." Before the two could decide who was better, the third patient, Xu Yichen, came to the bed next door in a wheelchair. Qi Feng: "You..." Xu Yichen: "Special offer." Ten minutes later, Bai Yu and Wang Hao helped each other into the ward. Qi Feng covered his face and chuckled: "Okay, we can sleep together." * Qi Feng and the others always thought that Xiao Mo was a cold young master. It was not until they moved into a dormitory that the four of them realized what he was doing. Xiao Yi is clearly a peacock who talks nonsense. The drink shop launches a new event every quarter, and all drinks are half price for couples. Xiao Mo patted Qi Feng: "Let's go, I'll buy you a drink." Xiao Mo asked the clerk: "Brother, as long as we are a couple, it's half price, right?" The clerk nodded, and Xiao Mo said that Qi Feng, who was confused, pulled him over, then quickly kissed him on the face, and turned around: "Two cups of the most expensive coffee." Clerk:…… Qi Feng: Made Went to the street to buy clothes for the school welcome party, and a group of people came to the Nike store. After choosing clothes, all I need is pants. Several people chose a pair of 199 black trousers. Xiao Mo objected and pointed at the off-season quick-drying black shorts: "This." Others: Reasons Xiao Mo: "This one is 99 yuan cheaper and it's also cool." The rest:… Qi Feng resisted the urge to hit him: "It's winter, and you still want to wear shorts." Buy roasted chestnuts in winter. Xiao Mo: "Brother, how do you sell these roasted chestnuts?" Stall owner: "25 a pound" Xiao Mo: "Is 22 a pound okay?" Boss: "Okay." When paying, Xiao Mo scanned the QR code: "Brother, let's make up the full 20. If I come back in the future, I will treat it as a repeat customer." Boss:...... After the original group of four became a group of five, there was a saying that has been circulating in that generation: no one can be more handsome than Qi Feng, no more rich than Xiao Mo, no more than Xu Yichen, no more than Bai Yu, no more scold than Wang Hao. To put it simply, the peacock in the south flew to the beast army in the north. Qi Feng: Snow leopard with mysophobia Xiao Mo: Peacock Xu Yichen: Black-bellied snake Bai Yu: Chinese pastoral dog with facial paralysis Wang Hao: Broken Mouth Bear he 2023.7.7 —————— Copywriting of this article: (The little prince son-in-law of the sober ghost fishing family × the eldest princess of the white-cut and black calf-protecting son.) Lin Qing unfortunately traveled through time and became a historian dressed as a woman and a man (a profession where money is hard to make and shit is hard to eat). In order to survive, she worked conscientiously to complete the tasks issued by the system. Unexpectedly, she was attracted by the current eldest princess's words of thanks, and an imperial edict came down to make her "Shang Princess". As a powerless censor, Lin Qing had no choice but to obey the emperor's order and transform into the prince-consort of the court. Then he covered his little vest in fear every day. In the end, Xie Ci discovered the woman disguised as a man. Lin Qing: My life is at an end. * A year later, Lin Qing single-handedly became the scourge of the Chinese people. In Dali Temple, Lin Qing rushed up and gave Li Jingyin a roundhouse kick, then looked pitifully at the thank you: "Your Highness, my feet hurt." Thank you: "I'm really embarrassing you." At the palace banquet, Lin Qing brought a basin of water and poured it all on Magistrate Wang, apologizing unapologetically: "I'm sorry, Magistrate Wang, my hands are shaking." The prefect Wang argued hard: "Your Royal Highness, the consort is too arrogant and deserves to be punished." Lin Qing sat next to Xie Ci and quietly reached out to hook his little finger: "Your Highness, I am proud of my favor." He thanked her and shook her hand in return, with a serious expression: "The weather is hot and hot, and the consort has good intentions, but the prefect Wang still refuses to thank me." Prefect Wang:? ? ? Everyone: Today there is strong wind, continuous rain, and the weather is... Hot? * Lin Qing's identity was exposed and she was imprisoned. In order to save her, she revealed her identity, issued a military order, and led troops to resist the encirclement and suppression of the Three Kingdoms. He resigned and went to the battlefield without saying goodbye to Lin Qing, but only left a letter. "I protect this prosperous world only for my wife." * After the war was quelled, Lin Qing became the only eldest princess in China, and Xie Ci also returned to his male form and became the King of Dingbei. Powerful, rich, handsome, and doting on his wife, Xie Ci suddenly became the dream lover of the ladies in the capital. On the flowing water, a noble girl flattered Xie Ci in every possible way, and finally boldly expressed her love to Xie Ci in front of everyone. He thanked me without raising his eyes: "It's noisy, why don't you be sent to the frontier and let you play cotton with your mouth." The noble girl was unbearably ashamed: "Is King Dingbei too arrogant?" He ignored the thank you and rested his head on Lin Qing's shoulder, looking a little weak: "Your Highness, I am proud of my favor." Originally, Lin Qing thought that the thank you speech at the banquet was shocking enough, but apparently she underestimated it. At night, Xie Ci refused to let Lin Qing go. He kissed away the tears from the corners of her eyes, smiling like a god falling into the mortal world, and like a seducing goblin. "Your Highness, your favorite minister." From then on, Lin Qing was most afraid of hearing this sentence. Highlights: Marriage first, love later, two-way redemption, extreme pulling, white-cut pornographic stories, Reasons for participation: [The heroine transforms from a reporter into a historian, which goes against her original intention, but she becomes a consort and grows up little by little, and ultimately helps the Chinese nation break out of the Three Kingdoms' encirclement and suppression and realize the value of life. Warm reminder: All the characters in the text are not perfect and will have shortcomings. Everyone is welcome to correct me. If you like it, please click and accept it. Do not advertise in the comment area. I will seriously adopt every reader's opinion. Please give me your support and give me a thumbs up. ———— Intention: two-way redemption, mutual achievement