My Online Girlfriend Is Armed Detective Agency Dazai

"I was so stupid, really. I knew people from the real world could transmigrate into the original story, but I had no idea the characters from the story could crawl out through the internet. Why did falling for a Japanese girl online lead me to some weird, angsty creep? The gender was wrong, the age was wrong..."

"Long story short?"

I burst into tears. "I ended up dating that bastard Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency! He even pretended to be a bubbly high school girl!"

"...My condolences."

My real name doesn't matter. What matters is that my very first love came with the challenges of a long-distance, international online relationship. But that's not even the main issue. The main issue is this:

The person on the other end was Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency, an adult male office worker pretending to be a JK.

Before I knew the other person's real gender, I could put up with my lover being spoiled, being a little willful, and even having some truly bizarre hobbies, right up until the day we met in person.

He was exactly as he'd described himself: handsome, slender and tall, adorable and good at acting cute, with a knack for mischief that was just right. He was practically the perfect lover.

Except for his gender.

Me: QAQ.

◇Reader's Guide◇

1. Pairing: Armed Detective Agency Dazai, one-on-one.

2. The heroine is a real-world girl, not Japanese.

3. Dazai never explicitly said he was a JK. The heroine mostly just imagined it that way~

Theme: Honesty comes first.