Jing Fan, a bright-eyed but fragile college senior, breathed his last at three in the morning on an ordinary day, full of resentment toward calculus.
After dying suddenly, he was bound to an artificial idiot and transmigrated into an ABO world as the secretary to a villainous domineering CEO.
Yes, the peculiar man who can investigate every detail about someone in just three minutes.
System: You are the chosen one. The world's salvation rests on you. You have the script, cheat powers, and can slap faces and watch the drama unfold...
Jing Fan: Ha.
System: You get none of that.
Jing Fan: ?
His golden finger was made of plastic. It couldn't help him, and he even had to follow the story as it was serialized!
Guided by the principle, "I'm already here, so what's the point of dying again?" Jing Fan stayed up all night cramming on domineering-CEO fiction and embarked on the arduous path of reforming the villain and getting the two leads together.
Of course, a secretary who can't fight isn't a good matchmaker.
Jing Fan worked diligently, serving as a corporate drone (hired muscle) by day and a matchmaker (obstacle) by night. He quickly mastered the art of survival in another world, taking down one cutie after another with a single punch.
The umpteenth time he got caught up in a life-threatening situation, he dodged a hail of bullets and broke down: [System, you didn't tell me this was a battle royale!]
After all his painstaking efforts, the leads' relationship had progressed about as gracefully as two dogs mating. He planted his hands on his hips and sighed: [If it weren't for me, those two would've gotten together ages ago.]
But as the original plot unfolded, Jing Fan realized the domineering, foolish, and wicked villain CEO wasn't foolish at all. The self-righteous, uncompromising top lead actually had principles. And the introverted, timid bottom lead who couldn't say what he felt was an ultimate contrast-type introvert?
[This is bad, System. Things are veering further and further off course. We're doomed.]
Aside from being useless, Jing Fan could occasionally make things worse.
But why was the villain, who was supposed to pursue the bottom lead relentlessly, looking at him in an increasingly unsettling way?
"Boss, are you gay?"
The villain gently stroked the corner of Jing Fan's mouth. "Of course not."
"But the way you look at me scares me, Boss."
The villain grinned and asked in return, "Are you an Alpha?"
"No..."
The villain leaned down with satisfaction and pecked the corner of Jing Fan's lips. "Then neither am I."
The soft touch of his lips was over in an instant. Jing Fan's eyes widened. [System, help! I think I'm being sexually harassed at work!!]
Later, things got out of hand, and Jing Fan packed up and fled in the middle of the night.
[System, you also didn't tell me this world had a rebirth setting?!]
His escape plan fell apart halfway through. The villain grabbed him by the ankle and dragged him back for punishment (affection), leaving him more shocked than ever.
[System! Why didn't you explain the biological phenomenon of an Alpha knotting with a partner?!]
*A one-sentence, heart-tugging version: When the world is reborn, thank you for still remembering me.
■ Notes:
1. Alpha-Beta romance. The Beta won't turn into an Omega, and there are no children.
2. The leads are not perfect. The top is devious, and the bottom is clueless [emphasis added]. They grow over time. Not recommended for readers who demand strict logic in plot and character behavior.
3. The System has a minor role. This is not a typical golden-finger power fantasy. The plot and romance are split evenly, and the plot gets pretty intense (probably).
4. In his past life, the top was a villain who was forced to love the original bottom lead unrequitedly. After being reborn and gaining self-awareness, he becomes something like a quarter of a "love rival" to the original bottom lead.
5. Set in a fictional world. Please keep a rational perspective and don't apply the story's events to real life. The characters' values do not represent the author's.
■■ Coming soon: My Canary Omega Is Plotting His Escape. Please add it to your collection!
Rong Yu died, then came back to life.
He'd even been resurrected in the body of a rich man's kept mistress.
Rong Yu: Σ( ° □ °)
How could anyone with a perfectly good body and mind have no shame?!
Full of self-respect, Rong Yu planned to run away, only to discover that he was a penniless, powerless, uneducated, unskilled, parentless, sickly good-for-nothing.
One bottle of his life-saving medicine cost 90,000 yuan, and he needed 30 bottles a month.
Rong Yu: ...
Maybe sometimes you can't afford to have too much self-respect.
*
His sugar daddy was Sheng Yanchuan, a handsome, wealthy, top-quality Alpha.
195/22
centimeters.
He had a beloved who was unacceptable to society.
Sheng Yanchuan: I have someone I like, so I won't touch you. You only need to provide pheromones regularly and take his place when necessary.
The beloved was the official partner, an Alpha, two meters and ten centimeters tall, with bronzed skin and bulging muscles. His chest muscles could crack walnuts.
Rong Yu was an Omega, 175 centimeters tall, with skinny arms and legs, a pretty, pale face, and no stamina for climbing two flights of stairs.
Looking at the sugar daddy's beloved, who could kill him with one punch, Rong Yu said: o_O Take his place? Me?
...Fine. Substitute sounds better than mistress.
To stay alive, Rong Yu accepted his less-than-respectable job. Worried he'd be thrown out and left dead in the street if their affair was exposed, he learned new skills while frantically saving money.
But why did the sugar daddy, who kept warning him not to cross the line, always cross it himself?
*
Sheng Yanchuan noticed the kid he kept at home had changed.
He'd become well-behaved, obedient, and sensible. When given a gift, he'd accept it and then look up with beautiful eyes and say, "Thank you."
Sheng Yanchuan thought that if he stopped causing trouble, it wouldn't be bad to keep him around like this forever.
Until one of the gifts he'd given showed up at an auction house.
Sheng Yanchuan laughed in anger.
So this little thing had been so quiet because he'd been plotting to run away.
So, on the eve of Rong Yu's planned escape, Sheng Yanchuan lured him into bed.
Rong Yu's flexible body was bent at impossible angles as he sobbed, legs draped over the Alpha's shoulders.
Sheng Yanchuan kissed the tip of his nose. "Does it hurt?"
Rong Yu whimpered, "This isn't right... Do I have to take his place in bed, too?"
Did this count as a workplace injury? If that two-meter-and-ten-centimeter beloved found out, wouldn't he really kill Rong Yu with one punch?
"..." Sheng Yanchuan hadn't expected his own lie to come back and bite him one day.
Fuming, he caught Rong Yu by the ankle and nipped at it.
"There's nothing wrong with it. We're legally married, after all."
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Theme: Everyone should be the protagonist of their own world
Reborn, I Got Married to the Scumbag's Uncle on a Whim
A Drama Queen, but Her Childhood Friend Is a Dad Type
Future Husband, Claim Me in Advance
A Useless Card, but a Conceptual God
Bound to My Best Friend by an Opposite-Mission System
The Canary Omega Plans to Escape
My School Is a Sacred Ground for Infinite-Flow Stories
Bonus Mini-Stories for the Completed Novel
I’m Face-Blind, But I Devoted Myself To Three Guys
It's very sad. I was sick and slept very early when I read the first edition and didn't see it 😭 😭 😭 I really like the story of Xiao Jing and Mr. Xie. I'm also glad that my wife didn't give up and kept writing it and brought us a happy ending. It's really great! My wife must believe that she can be super powerful [make me healthy]
The wait is finally over! It's nice to read. I thought it was a sweet story about daily life, but I didn't expect it to be a sweet story about thrills and excitement? I quite like this 💪
I haven't seen the original version, but I came to read it after such a long time (mainly because I didn't really want to read novels at that time). Thank you very much, it is still very fragrant (I have never seen it so obvious in Jinjiang). 🌈😍😍
Finished spreading flowers!!!! I'm looking forward to my wife's next book. I won't miss it this time. 🤩 🤩 🤩
It's a very good book. I first read it when I was in my second year of high school (maybe my third year in high school). I didn't finish the series at that time, so I kept it in my collection. Now that I'm a freshman, I've finished reading Dog Head in one go. I really like the period when Fan Fan was a secretary and gradually... The scenes with Shen, especially the scene where he escapes to the island, endures the pain and drags him to the shore as he sinks, are heartbreaking and funny at the same time 🐶, the helpless and funny plot between the protagonists is really good to watch 🤩 🤩 🤩
I read it again. I have already read three editions.
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Finished spreading flowers!! [Three-Flowered Cat Head] is actually the first one. It's great to pick and choose the right one in the rankings!! The author writes very well, it is a sweet book!