He Yue transmigrated into the role of a spy.
At first, his superior planned to train him as a strategist-spy, sending him to serve an enemy political rival and lead the villain astray with his advice.
After half a month of laboriously memorizing materials to survive, He Yue despaired when he realized he still hadn't learned the officials' titles by heart.
His superior pinched his philtrum, then gave him another chance, training him as an expendable death warrior tasked with assassinating the enemy at a drinking party.
Then, on the very first day of his crash course in martial arts, He Yue hit himself with a returning boomerang and ended up bedridden for half a month.
His superior's eyes nearly bulged out of his head. He beat his chest and stamped his feet, then shoved He Yue into a dance troupe as a backup dancer for the beauty tasked with seducing the enemy. He wasn't expected to stand out, just to be steady and reliable.
But even with the difficulty level drastically lowered, poor Little He was left dizzy and teary-eyed with hunger by the task of "slimming down to a Chu palace waist."
As it happened, when the villainous political rival offered him a meat-stuffed flatbread, He Yue, who had been starving for seven days and was ready to hang himself, clung to the villain's leg and wailed as if his father had just died, defecting on the spot!
He Yue, with his nose running and tears streaming, hugged the rival's long leg and sobbed, "Waaah, Lord Duan, save me! I don't eat much, waaah! I'll give you advice and be your bodyguard and shield. If nothing else, I'm warm, so I can keep your bed warm in winter, boohoo... Daddy! Save me!!"
The villain stroked He Yue's tender, peeled-lychee-white cheek, his eyes dark as they swept over He Yue's crotch. His voice was as cold as poison:
"Undo this love poison for me, and I'll be good to you."
And so, thanks to He Yue's shamelessness, he successfully got himself out of trouble. Happily attached to Lord Duan's belt, he became a little villain and rose through the ranks, enjoying the good life and becoming a winner in life!
A pretty fool who can't do anything right but never leaves a bite behind, bottom VS a dark, scheming villainous minister who kills without mercy, top
He Yue clings to powerful people and is the mascot of the villain's faction. He can't do a thing when it comes to political infighting.
There should be childbirth.
Theme: The right choices matter more than hard work.
