The Days I Spent Clinging to a Big Shot's Leg and Catching Ghosts

(Unlimited chapter comments, come try out the new feature!) Feng Tu was an unlucky kid from the day he was born. One day he was scared to tears by a hanged ghost in the woods; the next, a water ghost was grabbing his ankle in the lake. He ran into ghosts more often than he went to school. Desperate, Feng Tu's mother tried anything she could think of. She heard that her second brother, who practiced feng shui, had a distinguished guest staying with him, someone who could ward off all manner of netherworld creatures. She promptly grabbed the little brat by the scruff of the neck and shipped him off. The distinguished guest looked at the dim-witted Feng Tu and pointed to his own face, teasing him: "Kiss my left cheek, and the vermin pestering you today will vanish into dust. Kiss my right, and tomorrow I'll wipe out every ghost cultivator in Linhuai City. How does that sound?" Clever Feng Tu rose up on his tiptoes, puckered his lips, and kissed the man's thin lips. Nervously, he asked, "What about this, then?" "...Your husband will take you dancing on King Yama's bedside tonight." Character dynamics: A god of slaughter who looks down on everyone but spoils his wife endlessly, gong VS. a lop-eared rabbit shou who can't fight back but can play dead and call for backup Reading guide: The setting is fictional, so believe in science! Long live dialectical materialism! There will be a male rabbit pretending to be pregnant (the author is a country bumpkin who just loves this trope). It's really just a brainless, fluffy bedtime read. Hope you enjoy it! Gong and shou are exclusive, happy ending; five updates a week, with occasional bonus chapters! Theme: Find a way to live when all seems lost, and embrace life in the face of death!