Inarizaki’s Little Brother-Harassing Daily Life

I'm Miya Hayabusa, the youngest child in the family. I was born into a happy family of four, so in theory I should have been the most doted-on of all. But I wasn't. The problem was my twin older brothers. My arrival made me the perfect buffer for my brothers' squabbles, which in practice meant taking the blame for them. Miya Atsumu would finish Miya Osamu's instant noodles, then put the soup-covered bowl in my crib. Miya Osamu would finish Miya Atsumu's pudding, then stick the spoon in my mouth. When they stole each other's rice balls, one would stuff the wrapper into my clothes and the other into my socks. What kind of people do that? And those are only a few of their many misdeeds. So the day I learned to walk, I decided to get revenge. The next day, Miya Atsumu and Miya Osamu went to school. Osamu: “What are you touching?” Atsumu: “Someone snuck in and bit my butt last night.” Osamu: “...” Atsumu: “It was you, wasn't it, you pig, Osamu?” Osamu: “???” Also known as Don't Hide Bowls of Soup-Covered Instant Noodles in the Crib! - Blurb dated August 2024. No unauthorized copying or reposting of the full story. Reader's Guide: 1. A slice-of-life child-rearing story. The Miya twins are in middle school at the start. 2. The author has never raised a real baby, so there are lots of made-up details and personal worldbuilding. Don't expect the story to follow common sense. 3. Paragraph comments are on. Please keep the discussion friendly. Report insults and extreme comments directly, and don't argue! 4. Thanks to everyone who clicked, bookmarked, or started reading! I'm so touched that my story has a place on your bookshelves! --------Coming soon: Yokohama Mayor Simulator--------- You're an unemployed man on the verge of homelessness who suddenly receives a city-building System one night. So you head to Yokohama. The System tells you it's a dazzling, glamorous, fast-changing city. You look at the wasteland of crumbling ruins, dead grass, and nothing on land, sea, or in the air. And fall into deep thought. [Ding! Character identity bound.] [Welcome, Mayor!] [Let's join hands and build a beautiful town, turning Yokohama into the largest metropolitan area in the Kanto region!] - So you work diligently. You cultivate farmland, build roads and transit, and revitalize local businesses... You found the Port Mafia, establish a Jujutsu school, and invest in the Anything Agency... [Congratulations! Boss Dazai and the Mafia have completed construction on the largest port in the city. Your city has become the wealthiest in the country.] [Prestige +600] [Congratulations! 5t5 and Jujutsu High have cleared 80% of the dangerous creatures roaming your city. Your city has become the safest in the country.] [Prestige +600] [Congratulations! The All-Purpose Agency under Parfait Night Ogre has opened branches throughout the city. The number of unresolved disputes has plummeted, and your city has become the happiest in the country.] [Prestige +600] Your subordinates call you shameless and cunning, but every time they return from a business trip, they bring you a bottle of fine wine as a souvenir. Your daily routine becomes sitting by the floor-to-ceiling windows of your top-floor office in the city center, sipping Romanée-Conti and watching your assets roll in by the second on the screen. [Settlement successful.] [Congratulations! You have become the wealthiest mayor in all of Japan.] - Theme: Hard work pays off.