Our Zoo Seems to Be Going Bankrupt

Extra! Extra! Rumor has it that xx Zoo is applying for bankruptcy in the second half of the year due to poor management.

Milo, who was happily chomping down on fresh beef in his cage, was not pleased. Was the cushy job he'd just landed really going to disappear?

No way! He absolutely couldn't let that happen! He had to save the zoo so he could keep living off other people's generosity!

The keepers then saw the rescued male lion, who'd usually ignored people, abandon his aloof attitude and flirt shamelessly with the visitors. The other animals in the zoo also perked up under his influence, each one striving to become the zoo's star employee.

When netizens heard that xx Zoo had a male lion who could perform tricks, they flocked to buy tickets and see for themselves...

Thanks to a lion named Milo, xx Zoo became an online sensation.

Milo, who had accomplished all this without taking credit, smiled wickedly. "Hah. Go bankrupt? Not a chance. Keep the free meals coming!"

(This is just a provisional blurb. I'll keep working on it if I think of more later.)

Theme: Say no to animal performances, unless the animals insist on performing.