Shen Yu accidentally discovers that the world he lives in is a novel about a real young master and a fake one.
The protagonist of the story is the fake young master who took his place, while Shen Yu, the real young master, is nothing but a vicious cannon-fodder character.
According to the plot, his biological parents are about to find him, and then he’ll go through all of this: a father who doesn’t care and a mother who doesn’t love him, an innocent-looking younger brother who frames him by accident, and a total jerk of a fiance who shows up to break off their engagement.
The ridiculous plot makes Shen Yu’s brow furrow again and again.
Shen “Utterly Speechless” Yu: Who’s the one who, unable to stand his parents and fiance favoring the fake young master, turns to crime and eventually dies without a whole corpse? Is it me?
What garbage plot. I’m done playing along.
So...
When he’s wrongly accused, his scumbag parents say: “Xiao Yu, we know you’ve suffered all these years, but how could you bully your younger brother?”
Shen “Going Dark” Yu: “Get lost.”
When his jerk fiance shows up to break off the engagement: “I only like your younger brother. No matter how much you love me, I’ll never marry you.”
Shen “Going Dark” Yu: “You too. Get lost.”
His tearful, white-lotus younger brother tugs at his clothes and apologizes: “Big brother, I was wrong. Please don’t hate me.”
Shen “Going Dark” Yu: “Stay far away from me.”
*
After Shen Yu thoroughly messed things up, the plot veered completely off course.
His scumbag parents, fiance, and innocent-looking younger brother, who were all supposed to hate him to the bone, seemed to enjoy being chewed out. Now they were all crowding outside his home.
Scumbag parents: “Xiao Yu, Mom and Dad were wrong. Please come home with us.”
Shen Yu: “Ha.”
Jerk fiance: “I was blind before. If you’re willing, we can go register our marriage right now.”
Shen Yu: “Do I look blind to you?”
White-lotus younger brother: “Big brother, if you come back, everything will be yours. Even me.”
Shen Yu: “No, thanks. I’m allergic to white lotuses.”
*
The fiance and younger brother, harshly rejected by Shen Yu, refused to give up. They showed up at his door every day in different ways, and even got into a fight.
Shen “Eye-Rolling” Yu: “Married. Do not disturb. Get lost.”
The two rejected men said in unison: “I don’t believe you.”
To make them give up and get some peace and quiet, Shen Yu dialed a number.
A few seconds later, the call connected.
“Wife, miss me?”
The fiance’s face turned deathly pale: That voice... why does it sound so much like Uncle?
The younger brother started trembling without thinking: How could it be Gu Yun?
Satisfied with their reactions, Shen Yu smiled faintly, revealing his cute little canine tooth. “I missed you, hubby. I’ll come find you after I take out a couple of trash bags.”
Left here in the early hours of 2024.11.14.
Theme: I will always follow you