Do You Have to Be a Secret Guard?

●Weibo:@jinjiangzhanma In the third year of Qian's reign, the new emperor Xiao Yinghuai established the Tiancha Division, and the leader of his secret guards, Song Jian, took charge of the palace to spy on intelligence. His power was shocking. Following the palace coup in the sixth year of Qian's reign, the former court elder colluded with King Heng to usurp the throne, and was about to be killed by the secret guards of the Tiancha Division. At the critical moment, a man fell from the top of the Jinluan Palace. The leader of the secret guard fell squarely into Xiao Ying's arms. The people in the palace screamed: "Guard you! Guard you!!" Song Jian, who had just walked in, looked at the man in front of him, his eyes full of horror: "???" Ah? ? ? Protect what? ? ? ? - Song Jian crossed over and became the leader of the secret guard. As soon as he crossed over, he fell into the arms of the current emperor. Whether there was any suspicion of assassination is another matter. The key is that he was not efficient in his work. According to the rules of the Tiancha Division, he had to receive thirty whips. Song Jian knelt in the imperial study, his face turned pale with fright. Xiao Yinghuai asked him: "Can you accept the punishment?" Song Jian was shaking like chaff, and after a while he choked out: "No, don't you agree?" Xiao Yinghuai: "?" …… Xiao Yinghuai knew that there was a traitor around him, so he quietly played a big game of chess, waiting for the day of the palace change to kill Song Jian as a warning to the monkeys. As a result, Song Jianbing made a dangerous move and did not let him get the slightest clue. After that, Xiao Yinghuai deployed many secret guards to monitor him, but the news reported back was: "Your Majesty, Mr. Song fell asleep on the beam in your palace, and someone even sent him a blanket." "Your Majesty, Mr. Song went to the imperial kitchen to steal pastries again." "Your Majesty, Mr. Song said... That this bad class won't last a day." Xiao Yinghuai: "..." And then later. "Your Majesty! Mr. Song was detained for teasing the Minister of Rites!" Xiao Yinghuai's eyes darkened. Gritting his teeth: "Bring me back." - The job of a secret guard was not easy at all. He had no food and clothing, no warmth, and was on call 24 hours a day. He slept in the rafters every day. Song Jian had two big black circles under his eyes and secretly cursed Xiao Ying as a dog emperor every day. Later, Xiao Yinghuai's conscience discovered that he wanted to fulfill his wish. Song Jian put his hands behind his back and said obediently: "Can you not sleep on the beam? I, my sleeping position is not good, it is easy to fall." Xiao Yinghuai laughed slowly: "Yes." That night Song Jian was tied to the dragon bed. Xiao Yinghuai gently hooked his belt and said in a low voice, "Master Secret Guard has a good waist." Song Jian: "???" - Song Jian: Can I not be a secret guard? 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Logic illogicality is the norm, and if the plot has highlights, then I have performed exceptionally well! ———— Next book There should be no blame for tolerance of double sex Stingy idiot x cold-blooded emperor Rong Zhihuan, the first assistant to the emperor in writing, was read as the most corrupt official in Daliang. He emptied half of Daliang's treasury within five years of taking office. He squandered money in the palace, was extravagant and extravagant, and formed cliques in the court to privately sell officials and titles. He was a cancerous tumor. When the new emperor Ying Wujiu ascended the throne, the beams were riddled with holes. Unlike the late emperor, Ying Wujiu was suspicious, deep-tempered, cold-blooded and cruel, like a poisonous snake spitting out his seeds. Uprooting Rong Zhihuan was the first sharp knife he swung at the weak Chao Gang. In Ying Wu Jiu's eyes, Rong Zhihuan was already a cold corpse. He watched Rong Zhihuan's every move and was about to start a killing spree that would reshape the majesty of the imperial authority. ​As a result, things seemed to be... Off? - Rong Shuang lives in a frugal family. The family tradition is to break a dime in half and spend it. The influence he has had since childhood has made Rong Shuang grow up to be an out-and-out stingy miser. Want my life? Can. Spend my money? Might as well take my life. He worked diligently for twenty years, and when he opened his eyes, he traveled to ancient times. Rong Shuang: "!" Great, the steamed buns here only cost a penny! He happily returned home with his big white steamed buns in his arms, and met officials with evil intentions who bribed him to buy the job. Rong·can't understand slang·shuang: "Fuck?!" "You said you want to seize the young master!!" "What kind of treasure needs three hundred taels of gold?!!!" He went back cursing, and was so stimulated by the extravagance and waste in the house that his eyes darkened: (Pinch the person in the jpg.) Damn the wealthy family's stinking of wine and meat! ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! Rong Shuang stood at the door with her hands on her hips: "From today on, everyone will tighten their belts for me!" Others: "...?" Mr. Rong is crazy. …… After Rong Shuang traveled to ancient times, he also understood things clearly. At first, all his colleagues thought this was a delaying strategy to deal with the new emperor Ying Wujiu, until one day Ying Wujiu was about to go south, and officials from the Ministry of Industry wanted to build a palace in the south of the Yangtze River. Ying Wujiu read the brochure from the Ministry of Industry and bought a large batch of ten thousand taels of gold. Rong Shuang: "???" What? ! ! Ten thousand taels of gold! ! ! He stood up on the spot in excitement and shouted: "Your Majesty, there are too many!!" Ying Wujiu raised his eyelids: "?" He looked at this person with a half-smile but not a smile: "How much money does Mr. Rong think we should approve?" Rong Shuang held out a finger with difficulty and said heartbrokenly: "Then... One hundred taels." …… The whole Liang Dynasty knows that Mr. Rong's stinginess is the fault of His Majesty. - Many years later, the queen sealing ceremony was held in the palace. The handsome and handsome emperor held Rong Shuang's waist and said in a low and loose voice, "I will give you the entire country of Daliang. I won't eat steamed buns for the next meal, okay?" Rong Shuang: "It's not impossible." You should kiss him without any guilt. Rong Shuang twirled her fingers and said shyly: "Then... The remaining wine bottles from the banquet... Can I sell them to you?" "..." #As an emperor, what should I do if I eat steamed buns with my wife every day? ! The queen went to pick up garbage and sell rags again today! # Intention: I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will come back after all the money I have spent.