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Qi Yang surfed the Internet at night and commented on the latest video of a fitness blogger with 30 million followers.
[I can't even imagine how nice it would be to kiss you doi. ]
After finishing the review, I fell asleep and my phone blew up the next day.
The cold blogger who never replied to anyone replied below.
[I dare you, coward. ]
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Qi Yang, a junior student at Jiangcheng University, is a beauty in the Academy of Fine Arts. Her beautiful face is known to everyone in Jiang University, and her sexy paintings are known to everyone on the Internet.
He paints live on Station D. His account "Little Yang Go to Bed Early" has two million fans. His live broadcast style is famous for his sexy talk and sexy paintings.
But Qiyang pretends to be a bitch in school. His character design is mainly that of a clear and stupid college student. He makes appointments to have dinner and draw pictures in class, and "respects each other as guests" with his five roommates.
Except for the occasional nosebleeds at night when his roommate Lu Jingchi, who has an explosion of hormones in bed, occasionally gets a nosebleed, there are no accidents.
Lu Jingchi, the golden child of the School of Physics, was admitted to the Astrophysics major of Jiangcheng University with a high score of 739, the first in Jiangcheng's science department. He is still a legend in Jiangnan University. Moreover, this guy is 1.92 Meters tall. He is so handsome that people and gods are outraged. His shirt buttons are always tied to the top, and he is completely abstinent.
Qi Yang was as curved as a mosquito coil, and she always walked around Lu Jingchi when she had nothing to do. Lu Jingchi looked like a straight man at first glance. He only weighed more than 100 pounds and could not withstand Lu Jingchi's punch.
As it turned out, God was very discerning. One time he took the wrong package, and his stack of 18x sexy pictures was smashed by Lu Jingchi, causing him to lose his face.
After that, he became more diligent in hiding from people, and later he even planned to move out of the dormitory, which would be convenient for him to live broadcast.
Just leave as soon as you say.
Who knew that on the day he left, 192-year-old Lu Jingchi blocked him in the dormitory.
She asked him in a cold voice: "Don't you want to kiss me? Why are you running?"
Qi Yang: "?"
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Qiyang was picked on in both big and small posts on site D. Netizen Zhigua compiled some of the risqué comments he had left in the latest comment section.
[The blogger who couldn't sleep in one day set off the whole Jiangcheng. ]
[My mouth was born on his chest, how many times do you want me to say it? ? ]
[The family is strictly controlled, and I owe you a pair of twins first]
[Where is the morality? Where is the lower limit? Where is the address? Where is WeChat? ]
[Teacher late, you know, I haven't had a wife since I was a child]
[When I grow up, homesickness is like a small mobile phone, my husband is inside and I am outside]
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The two-million-fan blogger "Little Yang Go to Bed Early" has died across the entire network, fans are partying, and he has disappeared.
Later, latest's fans exceeded 40 million, and latest, who never showed his face or replied, held a welfare live broadcast.
In front of the camera, the tall latest is holding a beautiful boy in a white T-shirt in his arms.
He called out: "Bah baa."
The boy's face turned red and he greeted everyone: "Hello everyone... I am Xiaoyang. Go to bed early."
Whole network earthquake.
*We have relied on theory for too long, and this time I want to follow my heart.
We have relied on theory for too long, this time I want to follow my heart
*The copy was written on August 11, 2023. VB fans have archived it and have records.
*Highlight reminder: Readers with a lot of extreme gk and extreme sk mine points should be cautious before entering the pit.
I will try the ancient sweet cakes in the next book. The first book in the column is "Do you have to be a secret guard?". It is being saved. If you like it, please add it to your favorites. Bumbo
Song Jian x Xiao Yinghuai
In the third year of Qian's reign, the new emperor Xiao Yinghuai established the Tiancha Division, and the leader of his secret guards, Song Jian, took charge of the palace to spy on intelligence. His power was shocking.
No one has seen the appearance of the Tianchasi secret guards. They were dressed in dragon-patterned night clothes and came and went without a trace, just like the silent shadow of Xiao Yinghuai.
Following the palace coup in the sixth year of Qian's reign, the elders of the previous dynasty colluded with the clan to usurp the throne, and were about to be killed by the secret guards of the Tiancha Division.
At the critical moment, a person fell from the top of the Jinluan Palace. A secret guard wearing dragon-patterned night clothes fell squarely into Xiao Ying's arms.
The people in the palace screamed: "Guard you! Guard you!!"
Song Jian, who had just walked in, looked at the man in front of him, his eyes full of horror: "???"
Ah? ? ? Protect what? ? ? ?
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Song Jian traveled through time and fell into the arms of the current sage as soon as he came through. Whether there is any suspicion of assassination is another matter. The key is that he did not do things well. According to the rules of the Tiancha Division, he had to receive thirty whips.
Song Jian knelt in the imperial study, his face turned pale with fright.
Xiao Yinghuai asked him: "Can you accept the punishment?"
Song Jian was shaking like chaff, and after a while he choked out: "No, don't you agree?"
Xiao Yinghuai: "?"
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Xiao Yinghuai knew that there was a traitor around him, so he quietly played a big game of chess, waiting for the day of the palace change to kill Song Jian as a warning to the monkeys.
As a result, Song Jianbing made a dangerous move and did not let him get the slightest clue.
After that, Xiao Yinghuai deployed many secret guards to monitor him, but the news reported back was:
"Your Majesty, Mr. Song fell asleep on the beam in your palace, and someone even sent him a blanket."
"Your Majesty, Mr. Song went to the imperial kitchen to steal pastries again."
"Your Majesty, Mr. Song said... That this bad class won't last a day."
Xiao Yinghuai: "..."
And then later.
"Your Majesty! Mr. Song was detained for teasing the Minister of Rites!"
Xiao Yinghuai's eyes darkened.
Gritting his teeth: "Bring me back."
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The job of a secret guard was not easy at all. He had no food and clothing, no warmth, and was on call 24 hours a day. He slept in the rafters every day. Song Jian had two big black circles under his eyes and secretly cursed Xiao Ying as a dog emperor every day.
Later, Xiao Yinghuai's conscience discovered that he wanted to fulfill his wish.
Song Jian put his hands behind his back and said obediently: "Can you not sleep on the beam? I, my sleeping position is not good, it is easy to fall."
Xiao Yinghuai laughed slowly: "Yes."
That night Song Jian was tied to the dragon bed.
Xiao Yinghuai gently hooked his belt and said in a low voice, "Master Secret Guard has a good waist."
Song Jian: "???"
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Song Jian: Can I not be a secret guard?
Xiao Yinghuai: You can be a queen.
Purpose: Reading must be specialized and thorough in order to understand the truth
