
After the Stingy Idiot Dressed up as a Villain
抠门笨蛋穿成反派后
by Battle Horse (仗马)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 556k Words
- Chapters
- 111
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Theme
- Love Story
- POV
- Bottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age rating
- 18+
- Updated
- 20d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Honours
Synopsis
●Qi Chengzhuan, the poor and stingy fool, the chief assistant x Qi Chengzhuan, the gay, cold-blooded and deep emperor ●Eight-year age differenceDraw-down copywriting reading guide and demining ●The next book is "A Guide to Pampering for Blind Sweethearts", click on the first column in the column~ Rong Shuang was knocked into the ancient times by someone, and when he opened his eyes, he became the chief minister of the powerful minister who was arrogant, extravagant and spends money like water. Rong Shuang, who had just grabbed two pounds of discounted eggs for five yuan from the supermarket:? Useless. The original body was a cancerous tumor. When the new emperor Ying Wujiu came to power for the first time to clean up the old situation, he was the first one to be killed. Rong Shuang: Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony... The next second, the sky descended on Hongmen Bath. The emperor's big hands pinched him like iron pliers, and his voice was as cold as a ghost: "I will decide your miserable life." Rong Shuang's face turned pale and he was trembling all over. He fainted from hunger due to low blood sugar. "Your Majesty, give me... A steamed bun to eat..." Ying Wujiu: "?" - Ying Wujiu was suspicious, deep-tempered, cold-blooded and cruel, like a poisonous snake spitting out its seeds. Uprooting Rong Zhihuan was the first sharp knife he swung at the weak Chao Gang. However, the style of painting is becoming increasingly weird. "The wine and meat of Zhumen stinks!" "What treasure requires three hundred taels of gold?!" "Starting from today! The whole government will tighten their belts for me!" …… At first, Ying Wujiu thought this was a delaying tactic, until the young man got drunk, hugged the cakes at the banquet with his sleeves, and stretched out his official robe in front of him. "Your Majesty... My sleeve is torn..." "Can I be reimbursed?" Ying Wu Jiu glanced over, his eyes deep. - Many years later, the queen sealing ceremony was held in the palace. The handsome emperor held Rong Shuang's waist and said in a low and loose voice: "I will give you the entire kingdom of Daliang. I won't eat steamed buns for the next meal, okay?" Rong Shuang: "It's not impossible." You should kiss him without any guilt. Rong Shuang twirled her fingers and said shyly: "Then... The remaining wine bottles from the banquet... Can I sell them to you?" "..." #As an emperor, what should I do if I eat steamed buns with my wife every day? ! The queen went to pick up garbage and sell rags again today! # #Chaotang's leftovers, your majesty's little pride# #gay# #gouhuozhibei# ●I am still a quick-sand-carving-fun writer, silly and sweet in nature. Free chapters are available for trial reading. If you don't like it, please click x quickly. The comment area includes but is not limited to ky insults and bad comments will be deleted when they are seen. ●It's still a primary school student's strategy, it's just nonsense. The difference between the secret guard and the secret guard is that the secret guard is the first and second grade counselor and the sixth grade counselor. ●The copywriting is to reflect the personality, and everything is subject to the content of the text. ●Don't argue or quarrel. Outrageous remarks will be deleted if you see them. You don't need to inform if you abandon articles. ●Demining: Gong is a gay man who suffers from skin hunger and is suspicious and cold-blooded. Unlike the secret guard, everything is smooth and sweet until the finale. Gong is unstable in the early stages of his ascension to the feudal lord, and there will be plots including but not limited to acting and being imprisoned. Gong is not a good person in the strict sense, cold-blooded and ruthless, a pure feudal ruler. , And the mouth is really poisonous in the early stage. I licked it and kicked my legs to enjoy the blessing. Xiaomi has a relatively frugal character. Don't ask why Xiaomi was not rewarded in the early stage. On the one hand, the relationship between the two has not developed to that point. On the other hand, Xiaomi is very frugal (please see the title of the article!). I can't understand this cp interaction and stop the loss in time. Please, please. ●Behind us, Rong Xiaomi, are the court's favorites, probably the iron-fisted emperor and cabinet bosses, and the capital's distinguished besties and their kittens. ●Weibo: @jinjiangzhanmaAn abstract theater with long-term dropped materials, after-sales desserts and words that cannot be expressed in words, welcome to play "I have something to say" Xiao Mou is a simple calculation but can't understand, the fool Wang Xiaohou is attacked by x, he is sophisticated but too lazy to calculate, and the extremely smart salted fish prince Lin Ning x Ying Congque Once Lin Ning woke up, he found that he was living in a bloody conspiracy novel that destroyed all three views. The protagonist was Lu Tingfeng, the commander of the Jinyi Guards in charge of Fusi Prison in Beizhen, and the protagonist was Gu Xinglan, the nine-thousand-year-old admiral of Dongchang who was extremely talented and beautiful. Both of them had an almost pathological desire to control power. They fell in love and killed each other through sadomasochistic love. They rejected their political opponents and usurped the throne. In the end, they climbed to the top of power by stepping on the bones of countless people. Lin Ning was one of the thousands of cannon fodder who died the second earliest. As for why it is second, because the first cannon fodder is his good brother, the second prince Ying Congque. - Lin Ning was born in the Marquis House of Changning, and grew up together with Ying Congque. Their relationship was so good that everyone in the Liang Dynasty knew that it was commonplace for you to sleep on my bed and I to sleep on yours. According to Lin Ning's idea, the plot should develop like this. Que Wuxin should take the throne. He is low-key and good-for-nothing. He is protected by the crown prince. In the future, he will be granted the title of an idle prince in the south of the Yangtze River, and he will follow his good brother for the rest of his life to be popular and drink hot food, and live a happy life. But after watching the whole plot, Lin Ning felt confused. In the original work, the protagonist Lu Tingfeng and the protagonist Gu Xinglan each harbored a blood feud and endured humiliation. The biggest insult they endured in the early stage was that he and his brother Ying Congque. When he was drinking wine in a restaurant, he met Jin Yiwei who was working on a case. He fell in love with Lu Tingfeng at first sight and insisted on making love to Lu Tingfeng. Ying Congque met the sickly beauty Gu Xinglan at a palace banquet. He fell in love with Gu Xinglan at first sight and insisted on making love to Gu Xinglan. One of them was attacked by cannon fodder. One of them was attacked by the vengeful protagonist, and his eyes were gouged out. His family was destroyed, and the other had his legs broken and was imprisoned in the Second Prince's Mansion. He watched helplessly as the country of Liang Dynasty changed hands. Lin Ning:...... Do they, two salted fishes, have to have this kind of forced love? And is the orientation normal? ? ? Lin Ning was really devastated. After learning from the experience, he felt that they could still be saved. On the first day, Lin Ning climbed onto his brother's bed in the middle of the night: Brother, let's read the Four Books and Five Classics again! The next day, Lin Ning climbed onto his brother's bed in the middle of the night: Brother, Sir, please win over me! ! …… On the Nth day, all efforts failed to prevent Ying Congque and Gu Xinglan from meeting at the palace banquet. He still couldn't help but crawled onto his brother's bed in the middle of the night again: Brother, don't like Gu Xinglan! He is a man! Wake up! As soon as he finished speaking, he was held in his arms by a big hand, and a low and lazy voice fell in his ears: "We Ning Ning have grown up and know what it means to like." Lin Ning:? - I don't know when Ying Congque started to realize that something was not right with his little bamboo horse. He climbed onto his bed every night without saying a word, and always pulled him to talk about male secrets. "You really don't want to like men. I heard that it's very uncomfortable for men to sleep with men. Men are so stiff and hard that they are the most uncomfortable to hold." Ying Congque lowered his eyes and slowly looked at the beautiful bamboo horse in front of him. The palace was in turmoil. Xiao Zhuma turned pale with fright and hugged him tightly: "Brother, why don't you fight for the throne? Give me the power of being a dragon! I don't want to die!!!!" You should touch his head from Que. "Okay." Lin Ning didn't know when he started to realize that something was not right with his brother. He would confine him to the bed every night and would always say strange things to him. Later, Ying Congque reorganized the imperial court with an iron fist and ascended to the position of the Ninth Five-Year Plan. As soon as Lin Ning breathed a sigh of relief, Lu Chenfeng and Gu Xinglan both came to the Changning Marquis Mansion to propose marriage. Lin Ning:? ? Hello! I wanted to go to the palace to complain, but I was caught first and taken to the emperor's palace. Ying Congque hugged him from behind. The voice is slow and gloomy: "These idiots who don't know the heights of heaven and earth are trying to get closer to you." "I'll kill them, okay?" - A good brother became an emperor, but after all there was a difference between the emperor and his ministers. Lin Ning wanted to ask Ying Congque to seal him off to the south of the Yangtze River, and just go back to Beijing during the holidays to see him. That night, Lin Ning almost died on the dragon couch in Ying Congque's palace. "If he's not a brother, how could he be the object of forced love?" Intention: Everything in the past is like dying yesterday, and everything in the future is like living today

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