Surviving the Ultimate Love Triangle Between Two Black-Clad Rivals

[Daily updates, word count at the author's whim. BEAST route, love-triangle showdown: main pairing Dazai x wild card x Chuuya. Next up: Zenin Divine Child's Basic Attack Magic or Football] After dying from overwork, Ono transmigrated into a crossover world. System: [Warning: You will die in 8 hours.] [We have found a hot guy for you: Boss Dazai.] [Please complete his route as soon as possible to obtain his affection points.] Ono: It's just Boss Dazai. I can handle him with one hand tied behind my back 🤏🏻 Taking advantage of his position, he launched a full combo right off the bat. While helping him get dressed, Ono's fingertips brushed casually against the back of his neck. As he fastened the buttons on his shirt, he gently rubbed the palm of his hand with his fingertips. Ono: Affection points, go up already! Unbeknownst to him, those violet eyes coldly saw right through his calculated attempts to get close. [Due to the Host's low efficiency in gaining affection points, a new hot guy has been found for you automatically: The Gravity User!] Ono: I can work on them in batches! Facing the Gravity User, Ono came out with one bold line after another: "Chuuya, you look so cool riding your motorcycle!" "Anyone could betray you, but I'll always be by your side." [Chuuya's affection points +1 +1 +1 +1] Unbeknownst to him, the Gravity User had always held back when it came to him. Ono fought for his life in the middle of the love-triangle showdown. But just as he was about to complete their routes, the hot guys completely lost it! [The Gravity User's affection points: 99!] Boss Chuuya pinned Ono to the seat of honor, biting his earlobe lightly. "You are not to see him, and you are certainly not to leave." "Wasn't it enough when you betrayed me and sided with Dazai back then? Now I'm the Mafia boss." "Be my secretary." [Boss Dazai's affection points: 99!] Boss Dazai held Ono's fading body and kissed his cold lips. "If protecting this world, where Oda Sakunosuke is still alive, must come at a cost, I... don't want that cost to be you." "Please, stay alive with me." The book in his hands burst into dazzling light. Faced with the hot guys' attempts to stop him, Ono pulled off a series of maneuvers and successfully faked his death. Good news: He came back to life. Bad news: He was in Yokohama. Worse news: The hot guys whose routes he had completed had all turned dark. Looking at the chains around his ankles, he was filled with regret. "Where do you think you're going to run this time, Ono?" 1. Lighthearted, humorous story. 2. Daily updates or updates according to the rankings. Two completed novels so far, and a decent track record of not abandoning stories. 3. Next up: Zenin Divine Child's Basic Attack Magic or [Football] Please Don't Challenge My Survival Skills. * Advance preview: Zenin Divine Child's Basic Attack Magic [Crossover with Frieren: Beyond Journey's End] [Pairing: Toji] [Strongest in Another Space-Time] [Currently updating: The Winery's Boss Is a Huge Fan of Shin and Frieren, a Frieren crossover] The Zenin family has always passed down this legend: A thousand years ago, the Divine Child was delicate and frail, yet killed the King of Curses, Sukuna, with basic attack magic. Toji, who had never been blessed by the gods and struggled to survive in the Zenin family, had always scoffed at the tale. "A Divine Child? In a rotten place like this?" Until the day he was locked in a pitch-black cursed spirit room and bullied mercilessly. A pure blue beam of light shot through half the room, driving away every cursed spirit. Disheveled and battered, he watched a red-haired elf boy descend from the sky and land lightly in front of him. The boy held out a hand and said: "Would you like to become my warrior?" Little Toji hesitated. Could such a beautiful and haughty creature really pull him out of the mire? But the elf clasped his hand firmly and said, "A place like the Zenin family is just a garbage dump. Time travel is much more fun. Come with me." * Meteor is an elf Shin and Frieren rescued from the Demon King's army. To repay their kindness, he traveled through countless worlds and spent a thousand years researching [Symbiotic Contract Magic]. By chance, he met a remarkably talented student. Recognizing Toji's talent as a warrior, he took him under his wing. Meteor and his young disciple kept out of the world's affairs, never interfering with how things unfolded. They were passersby in Shibuya, ran a cafe in Beika, worked as low-level Mafia employees, and lived ordinary lives in worlds full of monsters... He liked quietly poring over ancient texts and conducting symbiosis experiments. Unfortunately, there was always someone foolish enough to get in the way of his efforts to repay his debt. As a result, the challenger Sukuna was turned into twenty fingers; the greedy Demon King was shattered to dust and went into hiding for a thousand years, then another thousand; the arrogant Kaguya was stabbed straight through... As for... the lustful Toji...? Let him do whatever he wants. After all these years, even an elf as "serene as a chrysanthemum" had been thoroughly won over by her disciple, who "knew no bounds," with his delicious cooking, his endless dirty talk, and his abundant stamina. He was a perfect disciple, and a perfect lover. Well, if... if only he didn't want it so often! That's what Meteor thought, lying in bed, too exhausted to get up. Theme: Doing what you know you shouldn't.