[The advance collection of the column "The Unjust Master, All-Powerful" and "Senior Sister Medicine Sect is in the Star" are waiting to be collected. (See text below)]
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It was after the sweet girl Xun Zhizhi picked up Ye Qiuge at the bottom of a cliff that she realized that she had transformed into the male protagonist's standard treasure hunter rat in a certain upgrading novel. She took him along to scavenge all kinds of treasures and sent him straight to Qingyun Road. When she was pinched to death by Ye Qiuge's enemies at the end of the plot, it became an opportunity for him to advance, overcome all difficulties and obstacles, clear all obstacles, and then ascend to the throne - no, it was not easy to live again, she didn't want to die.
So Ye Qiuge, can you work harder!
Ye Qiuge has a small notebook that reads "The Correct Way to Raise a Treasure Hunter Rat":
1. Feed it with heavenly materials and earthly treasures to help it cultivate and transform.
2. Dress up cutely with a beautiful little skirt
3. Weak, pitiful and helpless, it is reluctant to leave him
4.……
In order to better raise the treasure-hunting rat, Ye Qiuge refused to join the world's number one sword sect and instead joined the beast control sect. However, he did not think about contracting a more powerful spiritual beast. He stuffed the treasures of heaven and earth that he finally found into the treasure-hunting rat's mouth. Even the enemy who would have crushed the treasure-hunting rat to death was crushed to death by Ye Qiuge first.
Nettle Zhizhi means great pressure.
Today Ye Qiuge was injured again.
——You need a kiss and a hug to get better.
Did Ye Qiuge's enemies appear today?
——Everywhere in the mountains and plains are the enemies of the dog hero.
Has he transformed today?
——Not yet!
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Character Authorization: Ink Egg White Painter Zhenjun
Mouse painter: icemoon
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[Column pre-collection number 1]: "The unfairly accused teachers are omnipotent" is waiting for food in the column——
Wen Que traveled to the world of immortal cultivation and had an immortal master:
The master has an immortal spirit and is respected by everyone.
Senior brother was born with a sword bone and used his own body to forge the sword.
Senior sister is unparalleled in her elegance and proves the Tao through joy
Junior brother is pure and pure, he has healed countless people
Junior sister is a daughter of a famous family and a descendant of the royal family.
And she is the good-for-nothing little third child who doesn't care about anyone in the world. She can be struck by lightning even if she practices at home.
Of course, it was only after she was struck by lightning that she discovered that all her sect of immortals were wronged, and none of them would end well.
Sooner or later, this injustice to the master will be over.
Before Wen Que could sort out the details of being struck by lightning, he discovered that his little junior sister, the scumbag girl of the Neptune, was strutting through the market with the beautiful boy she had just "robbed" up the mountain. She couldn't help holding her own brains and complaining in the bottom of her heart:
It's over! Junior sister, this playboy scumbag! Why are everyone grabbing it? Does she know that is the little prince from the demon world next door? The demon world is in trouble! The call will come to your door the next day!
Junior sister: "Wen Jiujiu, can you say it again?"
Wenque: Huh?
The disciples of Venerable Luofeng of Wuya Peak of Tianyang Sect are all amazing and talented. Only the third disciple who is neither above nor below is not very talented. People often forget that there is such a person on Wuya Peak.
Even Venerable Luo Feng himself often didn't remember that he had such a disciple, and other disciples rarely noticed that there was such a junior sister/senior sister, until one day, they found that they could hear Wen Que's heartfelt voice, which was closely related to them.
[Ah ah ah, Second Senior Sister, don't leave! If you go down the mountain this time, you won't be able to come back! That fiancé who has killed a thousand swords will stab you to death the night he gets married to you. Murdering his wife will prove the truth!
The second senior sister who was about to go down the mountain suddenly staggered: What?
The next day, the second senior sister beat her cheap fiancé half to death, took her fiancé's "compensation" Shi Shiran back to the sect, and generously gave half of it to Wen Que.
Wenque: Huh?
The junior brother was happily preparing to share the pastries sent by Xiao Qingmei with his classmates, when he heard Wen Que's inner murmur.
[If I remember correctly, this pastry should be leftover from a banquet at Xiao Qingmei's house. It seems to have been stored for several days. Is it past the shelf life?
Junior Brother:? ? ?
[And if I remember correctly, the banquet at Xiao Qingmei's house was just to get Xiao Qingmei engaged. Will the junior brother be kicked when he goes back next time?
Junior Brother:! ! !
Within a few days, the younger junior brother came back with a white face, but his eyes were clear and relieved. He gave Wen Que a storage bag of pills and spiritual stones, "The third senior sister is the best to me in this world!"
Wenque: Huh?
It was a rare occasion for the sect's senior brother to return to his expressionless face. This time, he actually had a little smile on his face. Just because he had found his long-lost family, his eyes were a little gentler.
Seeing the worthless appearance of the senior brother, Wen Que's heart was trembling:
[The unjust elder brother must not know that his family members knew where he was from the beginning, and they were the ones who abandoned him back then. Now they are looking for him to come back, which means they are interested in the sword bone in his body, and want to cut out his sword bone and transplant it to his cheap brother!
Senior Brother: "..."
Not long after that, the eldest brother returned to the sect with his hair stained with blood, and threw a storage bag to Wen Que, "The things in it are enough for you to refine a good natal sword."
Wen Que looked confused: "Elder brother, have you just come back from robbery?"
The senior brother nodded: "Yes."
Wen Que: "But Senior Brother, I am not a swordsman!"
Senior Brother: "..."
Even Venerable Luo Feng, who has been grieving the spring and autumn in the forbidden area of the back mountain all year round, heard the voice of his cheap third disciple:
[Ah, Master is crying again. Should I tell him that Master's Wife has been reincarnated a long time ago, and he can't be resurrected no matter how much he uses forbidden magic?
Venerable Luo Feng:? ? ?
If Master continues to cry like this secretly, Master's Wife should have married someone else long ago, right?
Venerable Luo Feng:! ! !
Venerable Luo Feng, who broke out of the barrier, was like a gust of wind passing by, and he also snatched away the sniffing bird who was thinking in vain.
Wen Que: Huh?
As the most inconspicuous disciple of Tianyang Sect Wuya Peak, Wen Que often felt that this unfair sect would be finished sooner or later without him.
Enemies of the teacher's sect: Everything you said is right!
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[Column advance collection No. 2]: "Senior Sister of the Medicine Sect in the Star" is waiting for food in the column——
Yun Wanwan, the elder sister of the Medicine Sect, worked hard for thousands of years and attained enlightenment amidst the aura of singing birds and fragrant flowers.
When she opened her eyes again, she became the cannon fodder female supporting character who was abandoned in the terrifying forest of the lost planet in the novel.
Yun Wanwan: This must be an illusion!
——If the ascension position was not right, she wouldn't mind trying it again!
The lost planet is full of mutated plants and ferocious beasts, and at the same time, there are abundant spiritual energy and opportunities everywhere. For Yun Wanwan, who has an innate spiritual body with Tianmu spiritual roots, it is no different from a paradise for cultivation.
Yun Wanwan even felt that she could ascend again on this planet.
Until an interstellar adventure reality show set foot on the lost planet and discovered a paradise in the hinterland of the terrifying forest. At that moment, the entire interstellar audience witnessed a group of mutated plants singing and dancing in the yard of the cabin:
——The Overlord flower dances with the mushroom, and the mushroom dances 121
The celebrity bosses of the Star Empire and the Alliance, as well as the notorious leader of the Star Pirates, etc., Were all very obediently guarding outside the half-man-high fence, receiving number tags from the devil's vine one by one with a sincere look on their faces.
Is this world too magical, or is the live broadcast satellite hacked?
Or are those dancing poisonous mushrooms so powerful that they can hallucinate through the screen?
Gentlemen, what's wrong with you?
——This is a desperate world. Pollution is everywhere. The living space of human beings is extremely compressed. You have to wear a special mask when you go out. Only in a safe shell can you breathe freely.
Animals and plants have become alienated and can no longer live in harmony with humans. The future of mankind seems to be no longer bright.
Finally one day, they saw a miracle happen in Yun Wanwan's hands.
Interstellar Audience:
Damn it! Why can't we accept Xingwang reservations?
What! There is no regular route to the Alliance/Empire?
Joke! There are actually corners that are not covered by the Star Network!
——This is a lost planet, and it is also Yun Wanwan's paradise. She is the master of the planet.
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