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Yaoyao is a young Taoist nun who has lived in a Taoist temple since childhood. Her master says she owed a romantic debt in her past life, and must lead an ascetic life to repay it in this one.
One day, during a Taoist ritual, the disciples all tried to summon deities for guidance about good and bad fortune.
Yaoyao wasn't particularly talented. Watching everyone else successfully summon a deity, she steeled herself and waved a hand at random...
A thunderous boom rang out from the sky, and a stunning young man in red appeared in a flash.
He hovered in the air, fire wheels beneath his feet and a red sash wrapped around his arms. His divine might was awe-inspiring. His face was as beautiful as jade, but his expression was so cold it was terrifying.
No one had ever managed to summon a real god before. Everyone exchanged glances, too afraid to speak.
Then the beautiful young man, radiating a murderous aura, turned his head and spotted Yaoyao.
He curled his lips into a sinister smile. "I finally caught you."
Yaoyao: Huh???
"Who are you?"
"The one you summoned: Nezha, the Great God of the Three Altars and Sea Meeting."
The disciples: Wow!!!
*
Nezha, the Great God of the Three Altars and Sea Meeting, clung to her from then on. Yaoyao was in despair.
He kept saying all sorts of obscene things and had no shame at all. He didn't seem like a god in the slightest.
"Great God Nezha, could you tone it down a little?"
One day, Yaoyao finally lost her temper, covering her lips, still flushed from his kisses. "This is a Taoist temple!"
"So what?"
The beautiful young man casually put an arm around her waist, his fingertips rubbing against her with deliberate malice. He smiled wickedly. "You used to be as fierce as a wolf. Why are you pretending to be a little white rabbit now?"
Yaoyao froze, feeling terribly guilty. "...Nonsense! That's slander!"
She thought to herself, Oh my gosh, it really is a romantic debt from my past life!
[Wicked, fiery Nezha, the murderous god x pure little Taoist nun (little fox spirit)]
Reader's guide:
1. Modern mysticism and a past-life-and-present-life premise.
2. The heroine was incredibly bold in her past life and is incredibly pure in this one. Nezha was incredibly pure in his past life and is incredibly bold in this one. They take turns being the big bad wolf and the little white rabbit in each life, which should be fun.
3. So there'll be a scene where the innocent young Nezha falls from grace (x), plus some saucy banter from the mature Nezha, who's "so strong it's terrifying now."
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After traveling into the world of Journey to the West for three hundred years, Yun Jiao gave up hope of ascending to immortality, switched to the demonic path, and became a great demon king in her own right. She lived a comfortable life.
One day, her demon underlings presented her with a blind mortal boy.
The boy looked like an immortal, with exquisite features, and was more alluring than Hong Haier, the boy who served under her.
She took a liking to him on the spot. What did it matter if he was blind? He could still knead her shoulders and massage her back!
Fierce Demon King Yun Jiao: "You may be useless, but you're good-looking. Just fall in love with me. Don't worry about anything else. Understood?"
The beautiful young man gazed at her with dark eyes. "Yes, I'll do as you say, my lady."
Though her husband was frail and couldn't care for himself, he really was obedient and did everything she said.
Yun Jiao was very pleased, but her little demons started acting up more and more, repeatedly challenging the Heavenly Court.
Sensing something was wrong, she left the mountain to investigate...
And caught sight of her usually frail, blind husband looking like he'd slaughter the whole world. His red clothes were stained with blood, murderous aura pouring off him as he fought Hong Haier.
Yun Jiao: ???
Who could have imagined that the frail husband she'd picked up for free was the murderous god Nezha from Heaven!
Yun Jiao returned to her cave in a daze. Nezha had already returned, changed into a white robe she liked, and was waiting for her. "Did you get tired going out, my lady? Stretch out your legs, and I'll massage them for you."
When he was done, Yun Jiao's face was flushed and her head was spinning. "Don't think I can't beat you. I'm only holding back because we're married..."
Nezha smiled, deeply satisfied. "Yes, I'll do as you say, my lady."
*
A mysterious great demon king suddenly appeared in the mortal world. Though no one had heard of her, countless demons bowed to her and swore their allegiance.
As the journey west was about to begin, Nezha was ordered by the Buddha to descend to the mortal world and investigate. Disguised as a frail mortal, he was naturally abducted into a demon cave to become the husband of the bandit queen.
Rumor had it that she was powerful, savage, and had a fearsome face that could stop children from crying.
But the moment Nezha entered her cave, a fragrant breeze swept over him.
The young woman was beautiful and charming. In a soft voice, she said, "You're so handsome... Fall in love with me... %&#%... Understood?"
["Scheming bad dog" Third Prince x "Fierce and domineering" Demon Queen]
Theme: Rekindling a past-life bond and rediscovering happiness
Is this still weak? (Shocking) Did they stay together for seven days and seven nights? [Yellow Heart][Yellow Heart][Yellow Heart]
What! This is still weak! Does it mean that a season has passed as soon as you do it? ? ? [Yellow heart][yellow heart]
The young couple is having fun, and they actually have thick breasts [covering face and peeking][covering face and peeking][covering face and peeking]
[Orange candy][orange candy][orange candy][yellow heart][yellow heart][yellow heart]The hands are very flexible, and so are the legs. Nezha, you...
I can't think of anything to say, so helpless [bad laugh][bad laugh][bad laugh]
Wow, does this relationship exist in the Third Prince's mind? So... Complex[yellow heart][yellow heart][yellow heart]
I already know what the first one is [covering face and peeking]
Do you mean to say that you are the second toughest speaker? [Bad laugh][Bad laugh][Bad laugh]
Wuwuwu, damn Li Jing, why did you lie to Zha Bao? He has already worked so hard~ Let Zha Bao love him well [crying] [crying]
Yao Yao is wronged, Yao Yao is unwilling to accept it, isn't it the third prince who is eating it? [Bad laugh][Bad laugh][Huang Xin][Huang Xin][Huang Xin]
Is this still weak? (Shocking) Did they stay together for seven days and seven nights? [Yellow Heart][Yellow Heart][Yellow Heart]
What! This is still weak! Does it mean that a season has passed as soon as you do it? ? ? [Yellow heart][yellow heart]
The young couple is having fun, and they actually have thick breasts [covering face and peeking][covering face and peeking][covering face and peeking]
[Orange candy][orange candy][orange candy][yellow heart][yellow heart][yellow heart]The hands are very flexible, and so are the legs. Nezha, you...
I can't think of anything to say, so helpless [bad laugh][bad laugh][bad laugh]
Wow, does this relationship exist in the Third Prince's mind? So... Complex[yellow heart][yellow heart][yellow heart]
I already know what the first one is [covering face and peeking]
Do you mean to say that you are the second toughest speaker? [Bad laugh][Bad laugh][Bad laugh]
Wuwuwu, damn Li Jing, why did you lie to Zha Bao? He has already worked so hard~ Let Zha Bao love him well [crying] [crying]
Yao Yao is wronged, Yao Yao is unwilling to accept it, isn't it the third prince who is eating it? [Bad laugh][Bad laugh][Huang Xin][Huang Xin][Huang Xin]