Good evening, I am Laiou Hoshigaya, and I belong to the Dark Shark Force of Vongola, the strongest gangster in the world. I am currently undercover at the port of Neon Yokohama.
While I was undercover, I fell in love at first sight with the green-eyed black cat from the detective agency next door, and I was planning to pursue it passionately, but there was a problem——
My special power is △ (の).
Parentheses, passive, parentheses are over.
Every time I say a word of love, it will be heard by another person randomly. Every time I hand out a gift, it will be copied and pasted in a corner of the earth, and my name will also be thoughtfully attached...
No, this is not considerate at all! Damn superpowers, just say so if you want to kill the master, look who are the random people you have? !
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[The barking rabid dog
yokohama diva
bandage placement device
canned pineapple
Marshmallow Star
Native white unicorn
Well-meaning Russians…]
Waiting for the list of terrorists who randomly got involved in my relationship, I got angry——!
Angry for a moment.
However, in order to save the situation, I decided to close my mind and add an excessive amount of poisonous tongue and tsundere attributes to my character, in order to repel those guys who were bewitched by [Mistress's Love], and I also hoped that the person I wanted to pursue could discover the love behind my poisonous words.
Ranpo is so smart, he can definitely do it!
Lai Yang: ... Is that okay?
Ranbu: (Chew red bean paste)
Lai Yang: Is he listening?
Ranpo: (Opening the potato chips with a squeaking sound)
Lai Yang: ... It's over. Ranpo really can't understand me!
Ranbu: Hey, come and help the detective open a Bozi soda!
Lai Yang:! ! Woof woof woof... Can't the famous detective even open a bottle of soda? There's really nothing I can do about you. (Boom) (just the sound of opening a soda)
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The copy was written at 9 a. M. On December 13, 2024, and will not be revised before publication.
[Reading Tips]
① Mainly focused on CP random steps, the cat looks cold and venomous but is actually a love-minded meow. The meowing cat is very good at crawling. You can refer to the character card for animal shaping. It is a sweet 1v1 daily comedy story about a young couple. Other supporting characters (especially the villains) will sometimes change.
②Lai Yang: I want to create a world without supernatural powers!
③After combining Qi Shen and tutoring, ooc belongs to me. Finally, welcome to collect in advance ~ Chiu Mi!
Concept: Warm little home, harmonious for everyone