Xie Wuyu and his close friend Fang Xueyi had known each other for years and shared a deep brotherly bond. When they were eighteen, they agreed to travel the Nine Provinces together. But after waiting half an hour at the foot of Second Sect Mountain, Xie Wuyu was met by... a beautiful female immortal in a flowing white dress, ethereal and graceful.
Xie Wuyu: “You are...”
Fang Xueyi: “I’m Fang Senior Brother’s... junior sister. He had something come up and can’t keep his promise. Senior Brother Xie, may I travel the Nine Provinces with you instead?”
Xie Wuyu stared into Fang Xueyi’s eyes for a long while, then smiled warmly, without a hint of menace. “Of course. I’d be honored.”
Two months later, the junior sister returned to the sect. Xie Wuyu met a burly, broad-shouldered middle-aged cultivator who said he wanted to travel with him for a while.
Xie Wuyu: “...All right.”
Another month passed. The middle-aged cultivator left, and a crow appeared at Xie Wuyu’s side.
A month later, the crow tried to fly away. Xie Wuyu dropped the act, grabbed its wing, and asked with an amused smile, “Brother Fang, what exactly are you up to?”
Fang Xueyi, who had transformed into a crow: “...”
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Ten years after transmigrating into the cultivation world, Fang Xueyi finally learned that he had transmigrated into an ancient danmei pregnancy novel. And he wasn’t the book’s evil antagonist or some random extra. He was the protagonist, the one who gets pursued! His close friend, with a sword that could shake the Nine Provinces, eyes bright as stars, and a connection with him like no other, was none other than the man who would become his insatiable husband!
Fang Xueyi, a straight man who could never accept having to give birth: “...”
Fang Xueyi calmly reasoned: Their relationship would only change during this trip around the Nine Provinces. If I don’t go with him, nothing will happen.
System: Ah, sweetie, you can’t skip it. If you don’t go, Xie Wuyu will have to face all those dangers alone. What if he dies?
Fang Xueyi: “?”
Six months later, after all his secret identities had been exposed, Fang Xueyi made one last attempt to negotiate. “If I date you, can we keep it platonic?”
Xie Wuyu: “What does ‘platonic’ mean?”
Fang Xueyi: “Just kissing, no sex.”
Xie Wuyu: “...Sure.”
It turned out men were all liars.
He got railed until his eyes rolled back.
[A wealthy, beautiful, overpowered protagonist who gets pursued x a poor, overpowered protagonist who pursues]
Theme: Live well
When Xiao Fang introduced himself to Shen, he actually said his real name. Was it a typo?
"The depth of snow" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
"The cyan daze blew into his face..." This is a big bug for the author~
"I will treat Yu Xueyi like a dog!" "Catch a big bug for the author~
Baby, you need to know that sometimes it's not necessarily the knife that stabs you in the back, but...
What? ! It's actually a beauty cat trick! ! ! Xiao Xie can't bear it any longer
Xiao Xie, this arrogant girl, you must peck rice for Xiao Fang [poor] I also want to touch Xiao Miao's crisp horns and big tail [biting handkerchief]
Did Xiao Xie recognize [glasses]?