During the summer break before her senior year of high school, Jian Cheng's cousin was entering a fashion design competition. The model skipped work because she'd inherited a fortune, so Jian Cheng, a boy, stepped in at the last minute and wore women's clothes to help his cousin finish the competition.
It was a secret Jian Cheng had thought no one else would ever know. But on the day he arrived at college, he had barely walked into his dorm when a guy stopped him.
"Bro, you look a little like this girl. Are you two related?"
The guy opened his phone gallery and pulled up a photo.
Jian Cheng's eyes widened in shock and his mind went blank. "Why are you looking for her?"
The guy grabbed the taller boy beside him and grinned. "My buddy fell in love at first sight with this cheongsam beauty over the summer. He's been looking for her for a week."
Jian Cheng: "..." What did you just say? Say that again, you bastard!
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As summer was drawing to a close, all of Jiang Hengzhi's friends knew he'd fallen in love at first sight with a girl in a cheongsam. Unfortunately, in the vast sea of people, he had no idea what her name was.
His lousy friends laughed at him, saying that after rejecting so many girls, this was karma, while helping him track down the long-haired girl in the cheongsam, hoping he'd soon suffer the pain of love.
His roommate Jian Cheng was the only one who was different. Every day, he racked his brains trying to make Jiang Hengzhi give up.
At first, Jiang Hengzhi thought his new roommate was trying to make him move on because finding a girl he'd met once in a sea of people was like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Until one day, he saw the long-haired girl walk into a hotel with his own eyes. When she came out, she had a familiar short haircut, dark eyes, a gray T-shirt, and long pants.
Jiang Hengzhi: "..." Something huge had just been exposed.
*A silly, funny story about a men's dorm*
*I'm pretending, I'm pretending, but in the end, which one of us is pretending?*
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My upcoming novel, Oh No, I Have to Avoid Getting Ravished by the Overpowered Male Lead!, is in my author page.
He Lankang and his friend Ting Yu had known each other for years and were as close as brothers. When they were eighteen, they agreed to travel the nine provinces together. But after waiting half an hour at the foot of the Second Sect's mountain, He Lankang was met by a beautiful female immortal in a flowing white dress, ethereal and graceful.
He Lankang: "You are..."
Ting Yu: "I'm Senior Brother Ting Yu's junior sister... Senior Brother Ting had something come up and can't keep his promise. Senior Brother He, can I travel the nine provinces with you?"
He Lankang stared into Ting Yu's eyes for a long time, then smiled gently, without a hint of menace. "Of course. It would be my honor."
Two months later, the junior sister returned to the sect. He Lankang met a burly, heavily built middle-aged cultivator who said he wanted to travel with him for a while.
He Lankang: "...All right."
A month later, the middle-aged cultivator left, and a crow came to stay by his side.
A month later, the crow tried to fly away. He Lankang stopped pretending, grabbed its wing, and asked with an amused smile, "Brother Ting, what exactly are you trying to do?"
Ting Yu, who had transformed into a crow: "..."
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It was Ting Yu's tenth year since he transmigrated into the world of cultivation when he finally learned that he had transmigrated into an ancient male-male pregnancy novel. He wasn't the book's villainous antagonist or some random side character. He was the protagonist who would be pursued! And his good friend, who could shake the nine provinces with a single sword and had eyes bright as stars, was the top who would never be satisfied, day after day, in their future relationship!
Ting Yu, who was straight and couldn't accept having to give birth: "..."
Ting Yu calmly thought: Our relationship changes during this trip through the nine provinces. If I don't travel with him, nothing will happen.
System: Oh, sweetheart, you can't skip the trip. The two of you will face danger, and if He Lankang faces it alone, what if he dies?
Ting Yu: "?"
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Six months later, after all his secret identities had been exposed, Ting Yu made one last attempt. "If I date you, can we have a platonic relationship?"
He Lankang: "What's platonic?"
Ting Yu: "Just kissing, no sex."
He Lankang: "...Sure."
Later, he learned that men were all liars.
He'd been ravished until his eyes rolled back.
Theme: Life is full of unexpected things. Face them bravely.
Madam, what have you done [dog head]? Why are you locked up?
It's true that I figured it out by myself 6, it's amazing my brother nb
Your boyfriend will be excited and crazy
Young lovers just want to be sticky and stick to each other~
It's so sweet to me. It's so sweet to me. It's so sweet to me.
Really, I was eaten to death [Xingxingyan]
I can't bear to part with you~ My wife wrote well~ The two cubs and their families are doing well. The women's clothing is also super cute and the cover is super cute~
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh congratulations on the completion [spreading flowers] I hope Jian Cheng and Jiang Hengzhi grow old together in another world[come on]
This is actually my wife's first book. Can't you tell? Like [applause]
Jiang Hengzhi is really dark and green...
Madam, what have you done [dog head]? Why are you locked up?
It's true that I figured it out by myself 6, it's amazing my brother nb
Your boyfriend will be excited and crazy
Young lovers just want to be sticky and stick to each other~
It's so sweet to me. It's so sweet to me. It's so sweet to me.
Really, I was eaten to death [Xingxingyan]
I can't bear to part with you~ My wife wrote well~ The two cubs and their families are doing well. The women's clothing is also super cute and the cover is super cute~
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh congratulations on the completion [spreading flowers] I hope Jian Cheng and Jiang Hengzhi grow old together in another world[come on]
This is actually my wife's first book. Can't you tell? Like [applause]