[This novel has been discontinued. I honestly don't know how to write this kind of story. Sorry.]
Yan Yi, the unluckiest man alive.
Just before finishing his villain missions, he was suddenly told he had to return to the worlds and do them all over again.
The System's explanation was:
After Yan Yi faked his death, the protagonists in every world abandoned their intended partners and fell in love with him.
Yan Yi said: Being too charming is such a burden.
System: Don't forget, these are the worlds of erotic comics, and all the protagonists are dominant tops with enormous thermoses.
Yan Yi: ...
So, to protect his virtue, Yan Yi swore that this time he'd be even more wicked. He absolutely would not let the protagonists fall in love with him.
World One: [Fake Heir and True Heir]
Yan Yi played the fake heir and had been at odds with the protagonist, the true heir, for years.
Last time, after completing his mission, Yan Yi drank the poisoned wine in the protagonist's place and faked a beautiful death.
He had no idea that after his death, the protagonist would break off his engagement to his intended partner, find the person who had ordered the poisoning, and send them to prison. After taking revenge for Yan Yi, the protagonist quietly died leaning against his tombstone.
This time, Yan Yi tried to bring the protagonist and his intended partner together by drugging the latter with an aphrodisiac.
But the protagonist, reborn, had warned his partner in advance, and Yan Yi ended up drinking the drug himself.
Held in the protagonist's arms, Yan Yi's consciousness grew hazy. Then he caught sight of the protagonist's thermos.
Yan Yi: Don't come any closer, aaah!
World Two: [ABO]
Yan Yi was the protagonist's neglected little omega wife, forced into an arranged marriage, while the protagonist was an aloof alpha CEO who never came home.
Last time, after completing his mission, Yan Yi had his mark from the protagonist removed and died of an incurable illness, faking a beautiful death.
After he died, the protagonist sat alone for half a month in the room still filled with Yan Yi's pheromones. Finally, he took the ashes Yan Yi had left behind and went to the seaside...
This time, Yan Yi stopped begging the protagonist to mark him, hoping to make way for the protagonist and his intended partner.
But the reborn protagonist cornered him against a wall. "We're legally married. We should complete the final mark and have a few children."
Yan Yi's hand touched the thermos full of hot water.
Yan Yi: If you want kids, have them yourself, aaah!
World Three: [The Ancient Court]
Yan Yi was a young emperor of a fallen kingdom, always plotting to kill the protagonist, the crown prince of an enemy state.
Last time, after completing his mission, Yan Yi was tortured and died on the way to exile. It wasn't a very beautiful fake death.
After he died, the protagonist rode a thousand miles, found his corpse in a mass grave, and, despite the opposition of his court, posthumously made him empress and preserved him in an ice cellar...
This time, Yan Yi came back a little too late. When he opened his eyes, he was nearly frozen into a corpse.
Seeing him come back from the dead, the protagonist hugged him tightly, eyes bloodshot.
Yan Yi: Wait! My body's already wrecked. One thrust from you and I'll die.
Protagonist: ...
Please note:
1. Other worlds are still undecided.
2. The gong is split into different versions, each with a slightly different personality. Overall, they're all older, controlling, gentle on the surface but dark underneath, dominant gongs, paired with a somewhat scatterbrained, slow-witted, innocent, secretly violent sweetheart shou.
3. The plot exists solely to serve the couple's romance.
4. The gong's physique is humanly proportioned. He doesn't have the kind of build where calling a taxi from his left shoulder to his right shoulder costs 100 yuan.
[Coming soon: How Can You Write Novels Without Going Crazy?]
A straight man who unwittingly flirts with people, a short-tempered, sarcastic but surprisingly frank shou
A cold, calculating gong with a tragic past who keeps everyone at a distance except for the shou
The shou writes plot-focused stories with no romance, but his novels never take off.
After earning only 9.9 yuan from his latest story, he angrily went out to buy coffee and was killed by an object thrown from a high-rise.
Then he transmigrated into his own novel.
He was also bound to a viewer-subscription system with on-screen comments.
At first, the shou diligently followed the original plot and served as the protagonist's sidekick, but not a single person subscribed for half a month.
Then one day, the shou barged into the protagonist's bedroom and saw him fresh from his bath, droplets of water still clinging to the skin on his chest.
The comments started rolling in:
[What a great body. I'm in love!]
[One, two, three, four... eight-pack abs. Lick, lick, lick!]
[Now this is what women should be looking at!]
"Subscription received: +10,086 yuan"
Shou: "...What the hell?"
Another day, the shou was injured by accident. The protagonist grabbed his hand and cleaned the wound with his mouth. Then he said darkly, "Take better care of yourself. I don't want to see you get hurt."
To the shou, it was just his wonderful son and best buddy being a loyal friend!
But the comments went wild:
[Get together! Get together!]
[I don't want to see you hurt, except in bed ^^]
[This is great. Give me more!]
"Subscription received: +52,013.14 yuan"
Shou: "...Why?!"
Then, on yet another day, the shou was trapped in a corner by the out-of-control protagonist, who forcefully kissed him on the lips.
The shou was shocked: What's going on?!
The comments were already celebrating the New Year:
[Now the groom may kiss the groom with tongue.]
[Congratulations to the happy couple!]
[Waaah, kiss him to death!]
"Subscription received: +100,000 yuan"
Shou: "Fine, if that's what the readers want..."
He raised his hands, hugged the protagonist back, and deepened the already passionate kiss.
Because the protagonist sometimes loses control and goes on a rampage, everyone is wary of him and misunderstands him. They call him a monster, something inhuman, and put a shock collar on him.
Only the shou, as the author, knows what the protagonist is really like.
Only he dares to embrace him without hesitation.
"I'm sorry."
For giving you such a tragic backstory.
So I should protect you forever.
Theme: True love can heal a life.
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Keeping Alive with Kisses from My Arch-Enemy
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Faking a Pregnancy to Survive Under the Tyrant
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There is something very important to tell you: This article will be overturned and rewritten, and will not be updated after November 11. It will be replaced once the number of words in the rewrite reaches the number of words in the current update. (It takes about half a month) This decision was difficult because I had 150,000 manuscripts saved, and rewriting meant that two months of hard work was in vain. However, this article has many problems with the basic settings. The biggest problem is: The setting is too convoluted and boring. The rewritten settings have all been subverted, and the style has also been changed. Basically, it is two books from the current one. In addition to the fast travel, some world backgrounds will still be used. If there are readers who like this article, I apologize to you, but you should feel that the first world actually feels a bit headless, and the plot is not very interesting. There is no guarantee that the rewrite will be better, I can only try my best. If any readers are willing to keep this article to see what it will be changed to, thank you all. (After the change, the basic setting should be: the protagonist travels to the comic book world for the second time. In order to avoid being exposed by the giant thermos cup, he resolutely executes the villain Mission, never fall in love...) (It is a relaxed style, which is very different from the original version)
Gu must have heard this Chen curse, but why wasn't it defended? I don't think Gu cares so much about the protagonist that he would let him be scolded as a bz, and even comfort Chen with compensation items. Personal advice
Ahhhhhhhh it's not enough at all
I feel that the next plot is a classic 2-choose-1...
I don't understand. The original owner of the first life really wanted to poison people. Just because of Shou's behavior before his death in the past, he allowed Gong to become black? Originally there was something wrong with the original body.
You've thought about your kid's rebirth, why didn't you think about time travel?
I feel like this is the real protagonist, I don't want him to feel pain.