Keeping Alive with Kisses from My Arch-Enemy

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Lin Yao suddenly gains the ability to see how many times other people have had sex.

But he doesn't know that, and mistakenly thinks it's their remaining lifespan.

He takes a look in the mirror. Well, his own number is zero, too.

Lin Yao decides to eat well, live comfortably, and enjoy his early years while waiting for death to come.

That is, until his nemesis, Sheng Yunkuo, shows up and nastily mocks him. "You hit your head just taking a bath. You're definitely going to die because you're an idiot."

Lin Yao looks up and sees a huge, bright-red zero over Sheng Yunkuo's head.

Lin Yao clasps his hands together. "Watch what you say, good sir. A little virtue in your words might earn you a few more days of life."

Sheng Yunkuo: ?

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Lin Yao wants to try more things he's never done before he ascends to heaven, so he won't have any regrets.

So when Sheng Yunkuo pins him between the cushions of the sofa, looking baffled as he rambles on and on before finally asking, "Want to try kissing?" Lin Yao inexplicably leans in.

The two inexperienced young men tentatively explore, one step at a time.

When things get heated, Lin Yao watches as the number over Sheng Yunkuo's head starts going +1, +1, +1...

Afterward, he checks the mirror and sees that the number over his own head has become 7.

Could doing this sort of thing really increase your lifespan?

Lin Yao comes out of the bathroom with a serious expression and solemnly declares, "I think we should do this more often from now on."

Sheng Yunkuo: !!!

Please support my new serial! The Demon Lord Must Not Kiss the Orthodox Sect's Head Disciple

A retired, pleasure-seeking demon lord shou who thinks he can control the other guy just because he's older x a young head disciple of the orthodox sect who acts innocent but is actually a scheming, hard-working gong

Yu Ying is a notorious demon lord in the cultivation world.

He washed his hands of his past and retired to a life of leisure two hundred years ago.

One day, the Heavenly Dao suddenly remembered this remnant of the cultivation world and struck him dead with eighty-one thunderbolts.

When he opened his eyes again, he was lying beside a pigsty.

[Ding! The Let the World Be Filled with Love System has finished binding.]

Yu Ying: ?

System: [This System aims to encourage the great demon lord and the orthodox sect's head disciple to love each other and build a harmonious, friendly cultivation world.]

Yu Ying: What does that mean?

System: [Your life points will decrease over time. You must kiss the orthodox sect's head disciple to replenish them. Otherwise, when your life points reach zero, you'll die.]

As the System finished speaking, a handsome young man with starry eyes and an otherworldly bearing appeared, carrying pigweed.

System: [Ding! Future head disciple of the orthodox sect detected!]

Yu Ying looks at the innocent boy who's just turned eighteen and feels guilty. "This... doesn't seem very ethical, does it?"

Lu Jinglan truly lives up to his future title as the orthodox sect's head disciple. Although he's currently been punished by being made to raise pigs, he's talented and works hard at cultivation: a promising candidate for ascension.

Yu Ying really wants to coax him into becoming a demon cultivator, so he asks, "What's your dream?"

Lu Jinglan: "Naturally, to ascend to immortality, level the demon realm, and restore purity and righteousness to the world."

Yu Ying: "..."

He'd been planning to retire in the demon realm someday.

To stop Lu Jinglan from leveling the demon realm, Yu Ying resolves to tempt him into lying flat.

Every day at five in the morning, Lu Jinglan has to get up and practice swordsmanship.

Yu Ying wraps his arms around Lu Jinglan's waist. "Stay in bed with me a little longer?"

Lu Jinglan, who usually gets up before the chickens and goes to bed later than the dogs, hesitates for the first time.

Yu Ying presses his advantage and pretends to faint. "Oh no, I'm about to pass out. You have to kiss me to make me better."

Lu Jinglan wrestles with himself for a long while, then bends down and kisses him.

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After the kiss, he's refreshed and heads out to practice swordsmanship.

Yu Ying: "..." I gave that away for free.

Theme: Keep kindness in your heart, and it will see you through to the end.