Using Inner Thoughts to Expose Lies in a Chaotic Love Triangle

This story is also known as "After the CEO Betrayed Me, Everyone Could Hear My Thoughts," "I Fact-Check for a Living, Seven Trips Through the Love-Triangle Hell!" and "What Do I Do After Getting Transported into a Crazy Man's Novel?"

Sun Qiao was a disposable housekeeper in a CEO romance short drama. The CEO grew jealous because Sun Qiao and the butler were so sweet together, and sent someone to assassinate him. After watching for five minutes, he was revived for two hours. From then on, he was bound to a spoiler System and began plotting his revenge. He swore to take back everything that belonged to him! And his precious, handsome butler!

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After staying up all night to finish the script for "The Domineering CEO Falls in Love with Me," Sun Qiao discovered that the glamorous, wealthy CEO was actually a knockoff bought on credit. He had climbed to the top by becoming his mistress, was buried in debt, and had only gotten close to the rich young heir to swindle him out of his money and virtue! It turned out that "The Domineering CEO Falls in Love with My Money" was the proper way to understand the plot.

The CEO and the young heir were having their twelfth fight and breakup. Rolexes, Hermes bags, jade bangles, and antique paintings flew everywhere. Sun Qiao stood off to the side, expressionless, picking up the trash. He swept it all up without saying a word.

But the storm inside him had already given him away completely:

[Oh, isn't that the gold watch that's been thrown around more than ten times without breaking, and can even smash bricks? Long time no see, I've missed you! This bag is real, though. But why does it look so familiar? Wait, I remember! Isn't this the new release that the Black guy rushed to buy in advance? The CEO sent me out in the middle of the night with a sack to buy it. The bangle is one of those guaranteed-authentic, $9.90, free-shipping ones I just unboxed a few days ago. The guarantee means it's so authentic you can't tell it's fake. Are those two things in the painting chickens or phoenixes? I've been looking at it for a year and still can't tell! We're all veteran actors by now. When are we going to get new props?]

As soon as Sun Qiao finished cursing in his mind, he saw the CEO and the heir both turn to look at him.

Sun Qiao: ?

The CEO waved his hand. "Let's stop fighting! This argument isn't even fun anymore!"

The heir turned away. "I told you that phoenix looked like a chicken."

Sun Qiao: It looks like what now!?

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The CEO, the pursuer, made a heartfelt promise to the heir, the pursued: "Jinjin, you're the only person I'll ever love!"

Sun Qiao considerately turned off the lights and closed the door. [A person's life is long. The money I borrowed is only enough to swindle one person, and that's you.]

The CEO lost interest and turned the lights back on. "Never mind. I checked my fortune, and today isn't a good day for applause."

The heir sneered. "How much do you have to pay back this time?"

The CEO dropped to one knee and romantically proposed to the heir. "Marry me. I'll give you the best things in the world, including my love."

Sun Qiao reluctantly handed him a bouquet. [Love without material things is just a pile of loose sand. A courtship full of ulterior motives is murder.]

The CEO panicked and dropped to both knees. "Darling, that's not true!"

The heir smacked the CEO across his big mouth with the flowers. "I don't think you're sand. You're a sand-brained idiot."

The CEO flew into a rage, got in his car, and drove at the heir. "You'll be mine in this life! No one can take you away from me!"

Sun Qiao pulled out his phone. [This guy loves showing off and he's got a mental illness... Wait, hold on! Holy crap! I'm calling the police for you right now!]

The CEO stopped halfway, lit a cigarette, and said, "I'm not in the mood anymore. I'll run you over later."

The heir jumped off the bridge first. "I'll die on my own terms!"

The CEO leaped after him. "If you die, I'll die too!"

Sun Qiao: ? Wait, what? Are you two crazy or what?!

Forget it. Watching other people fall in love is exhausting. My own romance is so much sweeter. Darling!

The impossibly handsome butler appeared with a rose between his teeth. "I was delayed in coming to your rescue, my lord."

"What were you doing just now?"

"Oh, I was taking care of the young master's estate. He said we could have it for free."

Qiao: "Ho... ly... crap... That's... awesome!"

"Honey, how about a kiss as a reward?~"

"Where?"

The butler blushed, his face all bashful, and pointed down below.

Qiao kicked him flying. "You can die right along with them!"

(A sweet story!! Oh my, this is my first time writing a sweet story, so let me think it over carefully!)

Theme: Hearing is believing, but seeing isn't necessarily believing