Column advance collection: "Dating partners are afraid of other people" "Paper man dressed as the protagonist in the crematorium"
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Tong Yu has been tepid in the entertainment industry for two years. During a live broadcast, he saw someone asking him about his relationship problems. He said with great emotion that his ex-boyfriend died of cancer, which aroused the sympathy of netizens.
During the second live broadcast, he said that his ex-boyfriend died in a car accident...
The third time, he died by suicide...
The most outrageous time was when he said that his ex-boyfriend choked to death while eating French fries.
Hater 1: We don't know how many ex-boyfriends he has.
Black fan 2: This is almost killing a football team.
Black fan 3: I'm afraid he's a bit handicapped by his fate!
Tong Yu was arranged by his agent to participate in a blind date variety show. In the show, he met his ex-boyfriend who had been dead for many years.
The ex-boyfriend has now become an unattainable and aloof movie king, while he is still just a top-notch guy who only became famous after killing his ex-boyfriend.
Fans of the actor were extremely scared: "Damn it, Tong Yu, stay away from our brother, don't let actor Gu become the next soul!"
When it came to choosing the person of his heart, Gu Cheng chose Tong Yu, but Tong Yu did not choose Gu Cheng. Not only did no one in the barrage scold Tong Yu, but everyone was grateful to him for not choosing him.
The director asked Tong Yu: "They all chose Best Actor Gu, why didn't you choose him?"
Tong Yu glanced at the people around him carelessly: "Because I'm afraid of ghosts."
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Gu Cheng accidentally saw Tong Yu's live broadcast video and found out that the child he cherished had also entered the entertainment industry and spread rumors about his fancy death.
During the show, someone asked Gu Cheng: "Actor Gu has never participated in variety shows. Why did he come to our show this time?"
Gu Cheng glanced at Tong Yu, who had bulging cheeks: "There is no special reason. I just feel that my body is too yin-y, so I came to the world of the sun for a walk."
By the way, I would like to correct Tong Yu. Appendicitis is not cancer; falling into a ditch while riding a bicycle is not a car accident; sharpening a pencil and cutting his finger is not suicide; besides, he is just allergic to potatoes...
The whole network: "I'm so humble, Movie Emperor Gu, this reason is already very special."
Entertainment Circle/Childhood sweetheart/The mirror is still round even if it's not broken/You don't need a crematorium to chase your wife/Tiantiantiankou
[Coquettish · Don't want to be angry at all · Eighteenth-tier young master (suffer) VS withdrawn personality · Only infinitely tolerant of his own children · Affectionate actor (attack)
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Pre-receipt: "Dating partners are afraid of other people"
Xu Wang is a social fear in real life, but on the Internet he is a social hero who responds to everything. He has been chasing celebrities for five years and is known as the "boss" in the world.
On this day, Xu Wang's old father encouraged him to go on a blind date.
Xu Wang rolled himself up with a quilt to express his refusal.
Old father: "I heard that he is a star. He seems to be quite famous. His name is... Song Chen."
Xu Wang revealed one eye from under the quilt - ha, Song Chen? His rival on the wall.
In the past two days, in order for his enemy to be able to overwhelm his opponent, he rented a whole fleet of vehicles to support his opponent, and also bought a navy to attack Song Chen. As a result, Song Chen not only escaped unscathed, but also escaped unscathed, which made his enemy suffer a heavy loss.
Go on a blind date with him? Ah bah!
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The first time Xu Wang met Song Chen was on a blind date. Song Chen asked him if he was Xu Wang, and Xu Wang said "no" and ran away.
The second time, Xu Wang was "escaping". He hid under the cabinet in the locker room and was "rescued" by Song Chen.
The third time he met Xu Wang, his grandfather directly handed him over to Song Chen and asked Song Chen to take him to see the world.
Xu Wang: ... What kind of world do you see? I want to continue to be a lonely widow at the bottom of my well! !
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Someone on the Internet broke the news that Song Chen's mysterious boyfriend has violent tendencies.
As a romance drama aired, netizens looked at the boy standing behind Song Chen with his head lowered and grabbing the hem of Song Chen's clothes: Just like this, how violent can it be?
After the show aired, netizens gradually changed from "Wow, so cute." To "Holy shit, so scary!".
——How did he become a well-known financial data analyst in China after being promised to be a junior in college?
——What happened to almost winning the national championship in the shooting competition? !
——Wait a minute, the one who kicked the boxing champion to the point of vomiting blood is Song Chen's partner? ?
What's even more outrageous is that he is actually the "big fan of Han Fei" who has had conflicts with Song Chen on the Internet more than once, and is known as the "boss" in the world!
Netizen: ..... This, I can't control this. If not, just be more violent. For the sake of his good looks, Song Chen, can you bear with me?
[Social·social·terrorist/money-chasing star-chasing (suffering) VS chasing and beating/behind-the-scenes (attacking)]
Concept: Everyone deserves a unique preference