To Avoid Fighting Sukuna, I Have to Spoil the Plot in Every Possible Way

It's one thing to joke about online, but who actually wants to get transported into Jujutsu Kaisen, desperately fight Sukuna, and then get edited into a reaction meme?

After Kurokawa Rinka landed in the world of Jujutsu Kaisen, her first thought was to find Gojo Satoru and spoil the plot so they could speedrun the series.

Then she found out that a binding vow made it impossible for her to reveal spoilers!

No problem. She'd just find another way.

Absolute humor, and the awful jokes that came from it. The one who taught Kurokawa Rinka these dark jokes was...

The new first-year transfer student at Tokyo Jujutsu High was cute and strong, but maybe a little crazy.

When the principal asked everyone what they thought of their homeroom teacher, Gojo Satoru, everyone else gave their own answers.

When it was Kurokawa Rinka's turn, she said, 'Just an ordinary person living in an age without Tiger Emperor. You need to work harder, Gojo-sensei, or your students will leave you behind.'

Nobara: 'Wait a second. Who's Tiger Emperor?'

Gojo Satoru: 'Is that Yuji? I'm looking forward to it.'

Kurokawa Rinka patted Itadori on the shoulder. 'I know all about you. First, you were the Tiger of West Middle School. Then you became the Tiger Emperor, sovereign through the ages. Your most miserable six months were... Oh, am I not allowed to say that? Never mind.'

Itadori covered his face. 'You already said it. Please, Kurokawa, stop saying I'm stronger than Gojo-sensei.'

Kurokawa Rinka: 'Actually, the person I admire most is Okkotsu-senpai.'

Okkotsu: 'Eh? You think so, junior...?'

Kurokawa Rinka: 'I mean, kissing a cockroach to save the teacher you love? I get you!'

Okkotsu: '...' What exactly does she get about me?!

A long time later, the others finally believed Kurokawa Rinka had some kind of prophetic ability. Itadori eagerly asked, 'What happened to Gojo-sensei later?'

Kurokawa Rinka's expression turned grave. 'When an angry mother learns that a corrupt teacher tricked her son, who was on track for an athletic scholarship at Tokyo University, into attending a vocational high school, she calls in the child's second great-uncle to demand justice. As for Gojo-sensei... Ah, I can't say any more.'

Everyone else: ??? That only makes us more curious!

Kurokawa Rinka: 'Anyway, being a teacher is really hard.'

Reader's Guide:

[1] A huge collection of memes and jokes. I have nothing against the characters being memed. JJK would lose its soul without memes (just kidding). Please be okay with that before reading.

[2] The CP is undecided for now. Okkotsu and Maki are not a couple. The CP may or may not be Okkotsu. I just don't ship those two, sorry _(:з"∠)_.

[3] The blurb is about the Itadori-Fushiguro-Kugisaki generation, but the main story may not be. I'll think about whether to change it when I start writing. For now, I don't feel like replacing the memes in the original blurb. I'll reconsider when I start.

[4] Blurb registered on June 16, 2026.

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