I'm a male college student who transmigrated after being kidnapped by a System and sent to another world to experience an exciting life.
But who could have guessed that the so-called exciting life the System had in mind would involve surviving in a dormitory full of a different gender until the end, while also getting my three roommates together?!
Me: You want an A to pretend to be an O and stay in a dorm full of Os?! Isn't that just straight-up perverted?
System: ...
As a good young person of the new era, I absolutely refuse to agree to something like this.
The System plays its trump card: If you complete the tasks as I instruct, you can receive a five-hundred-million-yuan bonus.
Me: !!!
Me: Well, I still... I mean, it's not like I absolutely can't do it~
Ouch, that stings. Sob.
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The five-hundred-million-yuan prize is just too tempting, so I have no choice but to submit to the System's orders and disguise myself as a delicate, malicious green-tea O.
Including, but not limited to:
In front of roommate number one, a cold O who hates fools and clingy people, I say all kinds of coy, green-tea things and constantly cling to him, doing things that look especially stupid.
Me: He'll definitely get fed up with me and fall into the genius A's arms!
Cold O: You're very special. From now on, could you act spoiled for me alone?
Me: ?
In front of roommate number two, a sunny O who hates two-faced people, I act like a pitiful victim, but secretly take vicious revenge on whoever bullied me, making sure he sees it.
Me: He'll definitely be so disappointed in me that he'll fall into the devoted A's arms!
Sunny O: I was wondering how to tell you the truth. Turns out you're just like me. We're made for each other, don't you think?
Me: ??
In front of roommate number three, a tsundere O who hates tactless people and sharp tongues, I let loose, unconsciously say awkward things, and constantly pick at him, determined to drive him half-mad.
Me: He'll definitely hate me and fall into the loyal A's arms!
Tsundere O: With that sharp tongue of yours, I'm the only one who can put up with you. Want to be with me?
Me: ???
I fail to set up even a single couple, and get exposed in the process. I can only watch helplessly as the five-hundred-million-yuan prize flies away, completely baffled:
Can someone tell me why this happened???
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The main story is told in third person.
Reading guide:
1. The top is a beautiful little A who seems like a green tea but is naturally seductive, and the ultimate heartthrob.
2. In this story, the top has a special constitution: he doesn't react negatively to A pheromones, and his own pheromones have a special appeal to both As and Os.
3. Contains lots of melodramatic love-triangle showdowns!
[Blurb screenshotted on 2024.04.15 and revised again on 07.10]
Theme: Everyone has the right to be loved.