Your Grace, the Bishop, Has a Silver Tongue

I have a pair of foolish parents. They founded a religion called Eternal Bliss and prayed every day for the gods' mercy. My father said, "I can see a rainbow of seven colors in our son's eyes. He must be a very special child." My mother said, "White oak-colored hair represents purity. He must be able to hear the voice of God." I was an understanding child from a young age. I grew up to be exactly what they hoped I would be. The believers liked to gather around me and pray, weeping as they told me about their hardships and hoped I would lead them to paradise. They were so pitiful! Heaven and hell didn't even exist. I decided to help those poor people and make them happy. I would stay with them. Then one day, I received a message from another world. People in these other worlds also faced pain and hardship. But it was all right. Even people from other worlds would receive the same love I gave my believers. After all, they had reached out to me with uncertain hands~. At some point, they began finding a magical phone. On it was a man with pupils like seven-colored glass. They could feed him through the screen, chat with him, and send him gifts. At first, nobody took it seriously. "Isn't he just a character in an otome game?" That was until the paper man on the other side of the screen comforted them with heartwarming words when their lives hit rock bottom, and sent them gifts that were enough to solve their problems. Later A police academy graduate who liked wearing sunglasses would tip the man on the screen with food and remind him not to eat people. A boy forced to inherit the Vongola family business, with no friends at school, treated the man as a tree hole to vent his troubles to. A bandage fanatic often chatted with the man about how to elegantly find meaning in life, while keeping up with a certain red-haired young man's novel. Then one day, the man on the screen died beneath a demon hunter's blade, and the brilliant flash of the blade brought humanity a long, peaceful night. The people who considered the man their best friend, brother, or teacher: ...This is a good ending. A line of text suddenly appeared on the screen: Would you like to spend money to revive this character? Everyone unanimously tapped yes. Reader's Guide: 1. The main text uses third-person narration. 2. Pairing with Muzan. The bottom takes the top, an audacious reversal against a scumbag. 3. The writing is silly yet literary. Please go easy on me (hides head). 4. The original characters belong to the original author. OOC is mine. Theme: Language is a powerful force that can clear the clouds from life's path.