How to Enforce Justice Iivv

[Read at your own risk: updates are irregular (sigh)]

The protagonist is a former student of Jujutsu High who was scraping by in Yokohama. Unable to put up with the grueling jujutsu work and his awful classmates, he dropped out as soon as he enrolled and fled to Yokohama overnight to take an under-the-table job.

One day, while slacking off at work, he suddenly transmigrated.

At a crowded anime convention, he was surprised to discover two things.

One: This world had no curses.

Two: His world was a hit manga here.

The protagonist thought confidently, "Sure, I dropped out early and was basically a background character, but my classmates include Gojo and Geto. The mangaka must really love them to have created two such incredible characters!"

Then he picked up the latest issue of Jujutsu Kaisen.

A few minutes later.

Protagonist: .

Protagonist: ...

Protagonist: ?

Who'll send me 50 yuan for cab fare so I can give jjxx a set of personality-correcting punches? the protagonist thought expressionlessly.

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Seeing this, the anime-convention vendor beside him mistakenly thought he was a fan who had never seen jjxx go crazy. She patted the protagonist, whose worldview had just crumbled, comfortingly on the shoulder and slipped him a fan comic she'd drawn.

Parentheses: It's a Gojo/Fushiguro pairing. End parentheses.

When the protagonist opened it, he saw his grown-up classmate kissing his student.

Protagonist: .

The protagonist, who had no idea what fanfiction was, was deeply shocked. He hurriedly messaged Satoru Gojo: "You're such a pervert, dating your student! Have you no professional ethics?"

Satoru Gojo, in the middle of a mission, suddenly received a message from a mysterious interdimensional phone: ?

Satoru Gojo replied: "Hahaha, did you get some kind of delusion ability in Yokohama?"

Then, before long, he encountered Toji Fushiguro. After completing the mission by the skin of his teeth, Satoru Gojo was immediately entrusted with the young Megumi Fushiguro.

Satoru Gojo: .

Satoru Gojo's eyes widened in shock!

Satoru Gojo climbed Mount Kongtong overnight!

What kind of ridiculous plot was this?! He wasn't a pervert! He had to change it!

1. This is pure crackfic. Writing plot-driven stories is too painful, so I'm taking a break. The protagonist is an original character so no one goes out of character.

2. No CP, everyone gets bullied, chaotic evil. The author is a multishipper (nods). Maybe there'll be that thing called "Even Angels Once..." or whatever (looks away).

3. Use the Fist of the North Star on jjxx, protagonist! (Actually, the protagonist can't use the Fist of the North Star.)

4. I'm writing crackfic, so don't expect the timeline to make sense. Cut me some slack (you can insult me all you want, but I won't change it. I'll just have a breakdown alone late at night).

5. Starting Identity V! (Just kidding.)

6. Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen. Bungou Stray Dogs is just background, but I'll bully the Double Black duo a little too (prayer hands).

7. Save them if you can. If you can't, then never mind. Dying early might even be a good thing. At least they won't have to queue up to fight Sukuna (thumbs up).

Theme: Pursue freedom of the soul.