The golden finger system master who was supposed to rule the world and become another Long Aotian template next door has become the king of a large-scale talk show in the cultivation world due to virus pop-ups and crawling operations on all fours.
When the entire Internet was scolding the Golden Finger system for being broken, this person whose system was really infected by a virus finally decided to make his own debut and traveled through time to become the protagonist of the fairy tale (the king of jokes).
On the surface, he looks like an immortal with an air of immortality and beauty, but in fact, he is leaking electricity and smoking electronic scrap metal.
On the surface: The golden finger system has assisted n Long Aotian hosts, but in fact it is a virus pop-up recycle bin
On the surface: he is a cold-blooded cultivator, but in reality he is a cub crawling on all fours.
The system followed the host's love talk routine in the past and said "Don't say 6 to me" with an expressionless face, which frightened the Zen elders to break through the Mahayana stage on the spot.
In order to complete the KPI, he was forced to cosplay with a beautiful man, but he was regarded as a cult monster. The onlookers tearfully recited the "Great Compassion Mantra" to save him.
I wanted to learn how to fly with the X sword in the previous host costume, but due to insufficient battery, I activated the gliding mode, and a virus pop-up window "Macau X Field Recruiting Agent" was thrown in the air.
·During a one-on-one duel with the leader of the Demon Cult, he was suddenly choked naked. Before he fell unconscious, the opponent murmured: "This kid... Is as silent as a chicken..."
The Bizarre Adventure of Stick Making System
Thought he was the protagonist of the Immortal Cultivation novel, but he was actually the AI left behind by the players of the Fourth Natural Disaster
Every time a skill is activated, a viral easter egg will be triggered: "Congratulations on getting a coupon for the Infertility Specialist Hospital"
A must-have joke for time travel: "Angels of Peace have a kind of quiet beauty" (actually led astray by the host of the gold medal P Club player, for which the author personally expresses strong condemnation)
Daily operations: Climb a tree and dig out bird eggs/steal melons and be chased three streets/kowtow three times to the Buddha statue to ask for the WiFi password
The stick-maker system and the world of cultivating immortals fall in love and kill each other
Master: "Stop using your pretty face to say earthy love words immediately!"
Junior sister: "But when I told my opponent, 'Bao, I have a cold,' as my senior brother taught me just now, the opponent's sword energy was bent!"
The system returned to normal and murmured: "... Is the other side also infected by a virus and forced to play ads?"
No CP! No cruelty! Pure joy system brawl text
All comedians set up, even the author couldn't help laughing
There is an overload of viral advertising implants. Readers are advised to prepare quick-acting heart-saving pills when reading, and don't laugh at them.
Readers of high-dimensional space and time expressed this:
"Laughing until my abdominal muscles cramp! It turns out that the mentally retarded system is the real protagonist, you can do what you want"
"It is recommended that the title be changed to "About the incident where Zhengzheng was kidnapped by a virus and forced to debut""
"The plastic father-son relationship between the master and the system is so exciting!"
"I burst out laughing when I saw the system giving Buddha Amway Hair Removal Cream in Chapter 27."
"I beg the author to write a sequel! I want to see the system launch a live broadcast to bring goods in the world of cultivation!"
(This article is purely fictitious. If there are any similarities, it is recommended to check your home WiFi password)
Intention: Yes
It was a red era when women fought against motors, dug for oil, and went to war.