After My Inner Thoughts Were Leaked, the Whole Internet Started Gossiping with Me About the Xuan Cultivation World

After transmigrating, Yuan Su took on his master's orders and joined a livestreamed supernatural variety show... for some training.

The good news: Yuan Su could reach the heavens above and the earth below, and was skilled in cultivation, spirit control, and all sorts of things. A show like this was a piece of cake for him.

The bad news: The show was packed with talent, from spirit mediums and tarot readers to astrologers and Eastern mystics. It was a gathering of the greats.

Good news 2: Maybe something went wrong when he transmigrated, because the whole internet could hear his snarky thoughts during the show.

The bad news 2: He had no idea.

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For the first task, contestants had to use their knowledge to work out what was hidden behind a set. One after another, they went up to make their calculations.

[Isn't it just an apple? What's there to figure out?]

The viewers who knew the answer: Holy crap?!!!

Contestant A: I've calculated that this object belongs to the Wood element and has a bit of Wenchang energy. It should be a book.

[Huh? Is that because Newton got hit by one?]

Contestant B: I asked the oracle, and it told me there's a phone behind there.

[Too bad! Everyone calls it an Apple. Why can't this apple be a little more sensible?]

Contestant C: I just took a trip to hell and found out it's a dead pig.

[Did your pig choke to death on an apple?!]

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Yuan Su snarked at everything he saw, all while looking perfectly sweet and well-behaved. He had no idea the entire internet was about to laugh itself silly.

They thought it was a gathering of the greats, but it turned out to be a meeting of turnips!

Later, a famous young actress raised a ghost child, a tomb raider protested that someone else was stealing, and a contract couple turned out to have been a prince and princess consort in their past lives, hanging on the city wall for three days already.

The whole internet followed him as he devoured gossip about the living, the dead, and the entire entertainment industry, until he ended up devouring gossip about himself...

The show's investor, a powerful bigwig who'd just been hit by a huge scoop: ...Huh?

Theme: Keep striving and working hard. With effort, you can overcome difficulties