Reporter: Mr. Chairman, your daughter is dating!
FP: What?
Reporter: And it's the goalkeeper from your rival, Atletico Madrid!
FP: !!!
"Ivy, tell me you aren't dating that guy from Atletico!"
"Dad, of course I'm not."
"That's a relief."
"We're already married!"
Miss Perez found a lost little Beagle on the streets of Madrid. It was love at first sight, and she couldn't resist those good looks, so she took the pup home. The very next day, she had a boyfriend from her team's fiercest rival.
Ivy: You never told me you played for Atletico!
Courtois (looking pitiful): So, does that mean you don't want me anymore, sis?
Ivy (heart racing): How could I? Let's get married, right now!
PS: Older woman/younger man, gender-bender, reverse roles! Please proceed with caution if these aren't your thing! Fictional setting, don't associate it with real people!
Theme: Love sports, love life
