Awooo! Let Me Bite My Little Wife!

[Getting back to writing! I’m writing, I’m writing!]

Shen Zhinan first met Xia Yanxing on the day of his hundred-day celebration. In the middle of his oral stage, he immediately bit down on Xia Yanxing’s cheek, which looked just like a cream cake.

Xia Yanxing woke from his dream in pain and burst into tears, waving his little fists!

Shen Zhinan gazed at the adorable baby before him with his grape-like eyes, and couldn’t help drooling.

Shen Zhinan saw Xia Yanxing for the second time in the early hours of the next morning. When he woke up for a feeding, he realized Xia Yanxing was gone. His little mouth puckered, and he started wailing. Everyone took turns trying to soothe him, but nothing worked.

As it happened, Xia Yanxing was crying, too.

The moms immediately had a certain idea, and Shen Zhinan was carried to the villa next door.

The moment they saw each other, both babies’ loud, clear cries came to an abrupt stop.

From that day on, Shen Zhinan and Xia Yanxing began their conjoined-twin days. Whenever Shen Zhinan saw Xia Yanxing, he wanted to take a bite. Xia Yanxing thought it was ticklish and fun at first, until Shen Zhinan started doing it at an absurdly high frequency...

Xia Yanxing clenched his tiny fists. His little book of grudges was packed with entries about Shen Zhinan!

A few years later, Xia Yanxing grew up. The little angel who’d let Shen Zhinan suck on him whenever he pleased was gone!

“Shen Zhinan, get me some water!”

“Shen Zhinan, do my homework for me!”

“Shen Zhinan, help me study English!”

“Shen Zhinan, eat my vegetables for me!”

If Shen Zhinan dared say no, Xia Yanxing would pout and blink his big, pitiful eyes. The next second, two streams of tears would fall like little pearls.

Shen Zhinan would panic and immediately do as he was told, only to discover that Xia Yanxing was fake-crying again!

It wasn’t just Shen Zhinan. Nobody could do a thing about this adorable, devious little tyrant who’d grown up spoiled by everyone.

Year after year, the two stumbled their way through learning to walk, laughed and played their way through losing their baby teeth, and made it through growing pains with tears in their eyes...

But no one expected that the oral stage Shen Zhinan had interrupted during Xia Yanxing’s toddler years would suddenly kick in when he was sixteen.

After their high school entrance exams, the two were curled up together playing video games. When Xia Yanxing turned his head and saw Shen Zhinan’s fair neck, he inexplicably wanted to bite it.

Xia Yanxing never held back in front of Shen Zhinan. He parted his moist lips and bit down.

The instant his teeth touched Shen Zhinan’s skin, Xia Yanxing’s eyes flew open!

What was this incredible texture?

After that...

When Xia Yanxing was happy, he took a bite. When he was unhappy, he took a bite. When Shen Zhinan made him angry, he took a bite. When Shen Zhinan wanted to sleep with him, he took three bites. When he couldn’t memorize his high school Chinese poems, he took a bite. When he couldn’t understand a math problem at all, he took a bite. When chemical formulas danced in his dreams, he took another bite!

Wait!!! In his dreams!!!

The college entrance exams were already over!

Xia Yanxing suddenly jolted awake from his sleep.

Opening his eyes, he happened to notice the huge bulge beneath his blanket...

Shen Zhinan, kneeling between his husband’s legs, still hadn’t realized Xia Yanxing was awake...

As kids: a cute, secretly vengeful little angel who loves to hold grudges x a clingy, high-needs bitey monster

As adults: a doted-on, lawless little tyrant x a husband-spoiler who’s only passionate in front of his beloved, his most loyal puppy and most devoted admirer

[All romantic developments will follow the standards of Green River! The boys won’t date too young, and they’ll never cross the line!]

[Growing-up and childcare story! The kids are lively, adorable, and mischievous! Definitely not baby-talk toddlers!!!]

My completed novel, A Delicate Beauty Grabbed the Wrong Person.

Here’s another upcoming novel! If you’re interested, feel free to add it to your library!

Love Me, Okay?

At three years old, Shi Yiwen stood at the kindergarten entrance with Ye Qiqian, who had big, tear-filled eyes and a cool, composed expression.

The teacher looked at the two of them in confusion. Ye Qiqian shook his head coolly.

“I don’t know him. He started crying on his own.”

Hearing this, Shi Yiwen sniffled, his little mouth drooping.

“Waaah! Sob, sob! I don’t want to go to kindergarten! Waaah! I want my puppy! I don’t like the other kids! I like him even less! He ignored me the whole way here! Sob...”

The germaphobic little Ye Qiqian couldn’t escape Shi Yiwen’s tears. Seeing the tears on his clothes, he immediately remembered Shi Yiwen, that little crybaby.

More than ten years later, Shi Yiwen was still a crybaby.

Sobbing, he wiped his tears on the pillow, his face buried in it like a little rabbit.

With a thoroughly satisfied expression, Ye Qiqian pulled Shi Yiwen out from under the blanket and bit his red earlobe.

“Baby, I’m sorry. Won’t you pay attention to me?”

As kids: a sweet, adorable, chatty little crybaby x a blushing, cool-acting, tsundere boy

As adults: a fussy, mischievous, spoiled sweetheart who loves to act cute x a man who’s all bark and no bite, and loves spoiling his wife

Theme: Love the world and grow up well! Be a good kid, and a good adult, too!