The Delicate Pretty Boy Touched the Wrong Person

Three days after their breakup, Su Wenci spots someone who looks a lot like Xie Che among the male models at a bar.

Half drunk and half awake, he raises a hand.

"Hey, you, the last one. You look a little like my ex-husband."

Xie Che points at himself in surprise, then slowly turns around and realizes he's the last one.

Su Wenci sees him standing there without moving. Feeling awful from the booze, he gets even more impatient.

"Stop pointing. I mean you."

A dangerous look flashes in Xie Che's eyes, but he still "obediently" walks over. Su Wenci squints at him with his bright, lychee-shaped eyes, gives him a careful once-over, then stands up, unbuttons his black suit, and runs his fingers over him through his shirt.

"You really do look like him. Eight-pack abs, about the same feel, a high nose bridge, and the same sour face when you're in a bad mood. And the V-line, and..."

Just as Su Wenci's hand starts to wander lower, Xie Che finally can't take it anymore and pins his hand against his own chest.

"Su Wenci! I don't just look like your ex-husband. I'm the real thing!"

Su Wenci blinks, looking a little dazed. Three seconds later, he shakily pulls his hand back. "Sorry, wrong person."

Xie Che takes a deep breath, grabs the pink-haired Su Wenci, and hauls him out of the private room, forgetting that he was supposed to be taking care of business in the room next door.

Once outside, Su Wenci's brief moment of clarity vanishes. He keeps looking back at the room as they leave, and all he saw before they left was the male model. "My male model... male model... male model... model..."

Seeing that Su Wenci is out of control, Xie Che sighs and pins him in a corner, forcing him to look at him. He "casually" places Su Wenci's hand on his shirt. "I'm in better shape than all those male models in there..."

Su Wenci expertly runs his hands all over him. "Mm... yeah... not bad..."

A while later, Su Wenci tilts his head. "Male model... ex-husband... how much? Do regular customers get a discount?"

Xie Che kisses Su Wenci hard, stopping him from saying anything else.

The next morning, at the hotel, Xie Che wakes up to find Su Wenci gone. Someone has left a note on the bedside table, with three bold characters on it.

Hard-earned fee

Xie Che checks his phone and sees a 0.01-yuan transfer from someone on Alipay.

"Baby... you're so dead!"

At the same time, someone sneaking back to his own villa sneezes twice. "One sneeze means someone's thinking of you, two means they're cursing you, three means you're getting sick. Is some idiot cursing me?"

Su Wenci opens WeChat. He remembers nothing, but does recall that Xie Che was working as a male escort and that the two of them slept together last night...?

Still, in a rare act of mercy, he takes someone off his block list. He rubs his aching lower back and angrily types out a message.

[We're broken up. You're terrible in bed!!! Didn't do a thing for me. Male escorts, stay away!!!]

Ten minutes later, the sound of someone pounding open the door echoes through Su Wenci's villa...

Oh no... He forgot his ex-husband could guess his new password...

When Xie Che walks in, he sees Su Wenci clutching snacks, curled up in the corner of the sofa with a wary look on his face. His pale, plump toes curl nervously, with a strand of pink hair resting on them. The hem of his silk pajamas has ridden up as he moves, revealing faint red marks.

Xie Che suddenly changes his mind...

He swallows down his emotions, makes up an excuse about his card being frozen, and lays it on thick with Su Wenci.

Somehow, Su Wenci ends up with a new title...

A sugar daddy keeping his clingy childhood friend and ex-husband!?

A pampered, proud beauty who never holds his tongue, the bottom X a clingy, goofy, jealous schemer with an overpowering possessive streak, the cool top

A love affair between two men who are rich, gorgeous, sharp-tongued, and incredibly fit, with amazing skills in bed (according to Che himself)

[Pure sweetness, twelve out of ten on the sugar scale, everyday life]

Here's a pre-release, mwah~

"Arf! Bite Your Baby!"

Shen Zhinan first meets Xia Yanxing on the day of his hundredth-day celebration. In the oral stage, he immediately bites Xia Yanxing's cheek, soft as a cream cake.

As a pretty two-month-old baby, Xia Yanxing wakes from his nap in shock, clenching his tiny fists and waving them around as he wails!

Shen Zhinan gazes at Xia Yanxing with grape-like eyes, a glimmer of drool spilling from the corner of his mouth.

Shen Zhinan sees Xia Yanxing again in the early hours of the next morning. He wakes up for a bottle and finds Xia Yanxing gone from his side, so he pouts and starts bawling. Everyone takes turns trying to soothe him, but nothing works.

As it happens, Xia Yanxing is crying too...

Their mothers immediately come up with a theory, and Shen Zhinan is carried next door to the neighboring villa.

At last, the two bright, ringing cries stop.

From that day on, the two little ones become "joined at the hip." Whenever Shen Zhinan sees Xia Yanxing, he sneaks in a little kiss. Xia Yanxing thinks it tickles and is fun at first, until Shen Zhinan starts doing it an absurd number of times, and Xia Yanxing's scheming side slowly begins to show.

Xia Yanxing clenches his tiny fists, filling a little notebook in his heart with grudges against Shen Zhinan!

A few years later, Xia Yanxing grows up, and the little angel who let Shen Zhinan smooch him to his heart's content is gone!

"Shen Zhinan, get me some water!"

"Shen Zhinan, do my homework for me!"

"Shen Zhinan, study English with me!"

"Shen Zhinan, eat my vegetables for me!"

If Shen Zhinan dares say no, Xia Yanxing pouts and blinks pitifully, and the next moment two rows of tears fall like little pearls.

Shen Zhinan panics and rushes to do as he's told, only to realize Xia Yanxing was pretending to cry again!

It's not just Shen Zhinan. Nobody can do anything about this adorable little schemer and tyrant, spoiled rotten by everyone.

And so the years pass. The two stumble their way through learning to walk, laugh and play through losing their baby teeth, and endure growing pains with tears in their eyes...

But no one expects the oral stage Shen Zhinan interrupted when Xia Yanxing was little to suddenly begin when he's sixteen.

After their high school entrance exams, the two curl up together to play video games. When Xia Yanxing turns his head and sees Shen Zhinan's pale neck, he suddenly feels like taking a bite. Xia Yanxing never holds back around Shen Zhinan. He parts his moist lips and bites without hesitation.

The moment his teeth touch Shen Zhinan's skin, Xia Yanxing's eyes fly wide open!

What an incredible texture!

After that...

When Xia Yanxing is happy, he takes a bite. When he's unhappy, he takes a bite. When Shen Zhinan makes him mad, he takes a bite. When Shen Zhinan wants to sleep beside him, he takes three bites. When he can't memorize his high school Chinese poems, he takes a bite. When he can't understand a math problem, he takes a bite. When chemical symbols dance in his dreams, he takes another bite!

Wait... in his dreams!

The college entrance exams are already over!

Xia Yanxing suddenly opens his eyes in his sleep and stares at the huge lump under his blanket...

Shen Zhinan is kneeling between his legs, still unaware that Xia Yanxing is awake...

As kids: a scheming little angel who quietly holds a grudge X a clingy, kiss-hungry menace

As adults: a pampered, lawless little tyrant X a doting husband who spoils his baby rotten, is passionate only with him, and is his most loyal puppy and closest stalker

[All romantic developments follow the standards of Little Green River. Our good little babies will never cross the line.]

Theme: Innocent and pure, passionate and radiant.