Everyday Life at the Detectives' Academy

The story after changing the protagonist isn't as interesting as the ideas I already have, so I'm keeping this version with Shinichi as the protagonist. [I'll write it as long as Detective Conan isn't banned. If it is, I'll replace the whole thing with another future project.]

The finest detective academy, BULE: 100% of the world's top detectives graduated from BULE.

But to ordinary people whose lives have nothing to do with detective work, this school is just like that other school of magic in England: a place that was made up out of thin air.

And yet, this story begins with a freshman who has just enrolled

Scene 1: First Day of School

Shinichi: I'm a freshman at BLUE, the world's top detective academy.

Shinichi: Starting today, my colorful college life is about to begin... about to... ab... Why is there a senior sleeping next to a corpse?!

Shinichi: Are these really students at the world's top detective academy?

Scene 2: First Class

Shinichi: ...All right, I've got my timetable. First class is forensic analysis of crime scenes... Wait, wait, why is the instructor whipping the cadaver with a riding crop?!

Shinichi: He's not, damn, his name really is Sherlock Holmes.

Scene 3: Fieldwork

Shinichi: Why is an instructor giving false testimony to trick a suspect into confessing?!

Shinichi: ...It's Moriarty, so that makes sense.

A story set at the detective academy BULE

A fun campus comedy packed with everyday antics, snark, torment, and brain-breaking chaos

A cheerful school-life story with zero mystery-solving!

Important notes to read or save this story:

1. This story is currently just an idea, and all of it is in the blurb.

2. The goal is to inflict equal chaos on everyone, but since Shinichi is the protagonist, he'll get the worst of it [sad laugh].

3. The characters currently mentioned in the blurb are from different franchises [the detective and the professor aren't from the same one, either].

4. The author has no brain, so as the blurb says, this is a cheerful campus comedy with zero mystery-solving [there may be silly or comedic mysteries, but nothing serious].

5. Although it's set at the detective academy BULE, it may be closer to the setting of a certain magic school [it's basically just wearing a BULE skin].

6. Which characters appear depends on what the author has watched [some may not even be from anime or novels].

7. There's no telling when the author will get around to writing this thing [the author has lots of ideas, and this one hasn't even gotten a place in the queue yet].

[First blurb version: 2024-04-04]

[Second blurb version: 2026-02-03, opening note added]

Theme: Torment everyone equally