I’m the Overbearing CEO’s Goofy Sword Spirit

Song Xie was a treasured sword that had cultivated into a spirit. While sealed, she vaguely heard that her master had been severely injured protecting her, and that his cultivation had been sealed too.

She had to find her master and help him reclaim his cultivation!

**

Song Xie remembered nothing about her master, except that his name was Gu Qi and he was the heir to the Gu family. Her only option was to sneak into the Gu household.

Gu Qi had been having a headache lately.

To get his nephew, who was addicted to watching TV, to study, his sister had forced him to commission a treasured sword. He'd spent three months entertaining his nephew by playing the role of a vivid, larger-than-life senior disciple from a sect.

The performance was over, and just as they were about to "break the seal," the sword went missing.

When his nephew learned the sword was lost, he burst into tears.

They'd only just commissioned it. Then someone in the crowd suddenly stepped forward and said confidently, "There's no need to look. Your sword has come to you!"

Gu Qi: ???

Who came???

Later, seeing how straightforward and innocent the girl was, Gu Qi tacitly allowed her to keep playing along with his nephew.

He never expected his nephew to stop crying, only for the girl to sneakily ask him, "When are you going to recover your cultivation?"

People in their circle all said Gu Qi had gone crazy. He was so obsessed with getting his girlfriend back that he'd lost himself in roleplay, going around talking about strengthening his foundation every day.

**

The girl was very dedicated, continuing to play along with his nephew in their demon-slaying adventures. She also kept urging Gu Qi to exercise and absorb spiritual energy. Gu Qi thought she was concerned about his health.

He didn't expect that two months later, the girl would look regretfully at his feet and say with grave concern:

"I didn't think your foundation would really be damaged."

Song Xie shook her head and said solemnly, "Looks like we can only cultivate through dual cultivation."

Gu Qi: Cultivate what???

[1. She hasn't mistaken who the male lead is. The male lead can't cultivate in the modern world, but the heroine can.

2. The male lead will eventually learn that the heroine is a sword and accept it (not really).

3. The male and female leads live in a world where most people are normal, so they sometimes get called crazy. But the leads, especially the male lead, don't care.]

--Pre-release: "Hello, Are You Also an Ordinary Person?"--

Qin Zheng was an ordinary college student who liked cosplay. At a convention, she met a cosplayer whose costume was stunning. Unable to resist, she added them as a friend and complimented them: Your tentacles are so pretty.

**

01 was a newly discovered evil god registered by the Special Affairs Bureau, capable of corrupting anyone with ease. After making peace with humanity, 01's containment officer told them they would assign a guide to them.

She was also an evil god who had already integrated into human society.

01 really liked this guide. Three months later, they were dating.

Qin Zheng was worried about it: My parents might not approve.

Ling Yao thought her parents were the people who had brought them into the human world. Lowering their head, they said, "I can pretend to be an ordinary person too."

Qin Zheng: ?

Ling Yao did just that, transforming into the owner of a general store. The relatives adored them.

It was just that her aunt, who loved stirring up trouble, always looked at her strangely, as if she'd been terrified out of her wits.

Qin Zheng figured she'd grown more imposing since dating Ling Yao. She mused that love really did make you bloom.

Then, on their wedding night, Ling Yao put on the cosplay outfit they'd worn when they first met.

Their tentacles, lifelike and gentle, kissed her cheek.

In the darkness, Ling Yao asked her:

"You don't like my tentacles?"

Qin Zheng: ???

#What do I do when I only find out my boyfriend isn't human after we're talking marriage? This is urgent#

#I've been dating an evil god for three months without incident, but I'm an ordinary person#

[1. The male lead has never killed anyone, but he does cause mental corruption. His abilities are greatly diminished in the real world. The two worlds merged peacefully, which is why the guide was assigned to teach him.

2. The heroine really is an ordinary person. Her resistance comes from having friends with special abilities and receiving their blessing.

3. No human disguises. Happy ending.]

Theme: The strange life of a sword spirit in the modern world