It was an ordinary day when Zhan An was kidnapped by a brainless System.
The System tossed him into an angsty danmei harem novel and forced him to save the aloof, captivating bottom who had been tormented by several deranged tops until his life was miserable and his heart and soul were broken.
On top of that, the idiotic System threatened him:
If his rescue score didn't reach 100% before the story ended, he would have to take the captivating bottom's place and experience the whole ridiculous plot from beginning to end.
Zhan An: ? Now you've really got me fired up.
Zhan An had been showered with love and affection his whole life. In an environment that could only be described as indulgent, he'd quietly grown a little crooked.
The people around him had noticed long ago, but as long as Zhan An was happy, they were willing to give up anything. They were even happy to endure all the pain that came with it...
When System 063, whom Zhan An called an idiot, successfully found a Host, it happily reclined in its little rocking chair, sipping its long-hoarded motor oil and settling in to watch its Host carefully carry out his mission.
Then it accidentally caught a live broadcast of Zhan An taking down Deranged Top No. 1.
063: Aaaaaaaaaah! What are you doing? Stop right now!!!
Zhan An complained to himself, never slowing down: Can you quit yelling, man? Can't you see I'm doing my mission? What if it doesn't work out? Are you going to pay me back?
063: Zhan An! What's that in your hand?! Stop touching Top No. 2 right now!!
Zhan An replied with complete confidence: We're just playing a game. Why are you getting so worked up? Can't you see he likes it?
063: I told you to save the poor bottom, not treat him the same way the other tops do!
Zhan An smiled innocently: But the rescue score went up, didn't it?
063: ...
Author's Note:
1. The protagonist is a flirtatious top who loves stirring up trouble and keeping a harem of fish. He always puts his own interests first and is utterly irresponsible when it comes to feelings. He flirts, then runs away.
2. Contains all kinds of love rivals and tops competing for the bottom. Please steer clear if that's not for you!
3. No couple at the end, and no official partner along the way. The protagonist ends up alone and fabulous.
Theme: Why bother wanting someone else's love? Loving yourself is the best thing of all!
