Ever since Pei Xiao was recruited by the Quick Transmigration Bureau, he has racked up all sorts of achievements: getting trapped in an infinite-flow world and fighting to survive; getting trapped in a dream and living the carefree life of a freeloader; getting trapped in a Western fantasy world as a mermaid on display, and more...
World One: I'm just cannon fodder, so don't fall for me!
After completing the Quick Transmigration Bureau's comprehensive rookie training, Pei Xiao was officially assigned the first mission of his career.
The protagonist, a beauty so stunning that it's hard to tell whether he's male or female, can sing, dance, and act. He was born to be a star. There are enough people chasing after him to circle the globe, but unfortunately, he already has a top-tier male lead as his destined match.
Pei Xiao was confident he could follow the plot perfectly. But on an ordinary day, he opened his eyes to find the protagonist lying beside him.
He screamed, broke down, twisted himself into knots, and crawled around in a dark mood. Then, as he desperately tried to drag the plot back to its original course after it had gone completely off the rails...
The protagonist turned evil. He transformed into Niu Hulu, the Protagonist, and promptly killed everyone, wrecking the world.
So Pei Xiao had no choice but to act like a sheltered young lady, tears streaming down his face, while getting tangled up with the yandere protagonist who had created an infinite-flow world in a low-level setting and declared himself a god!
Pei Xiao, the victim, had this to say:
Wow! So this is what a protagonist is like? Amazing!
World Two: I'm a gold digger, so don't fall for me!
In a world where males are noble and females are inferior, the protagonist is a beautiful, strong, and tragic female insect born into a lowly family. But the noble male-insect protagonist is willing to go mad for him, go wild for him, fight for gender equality, and even proclaim himself emperor!
Having learned his lesson, Pei Xiao assured his beloved department head that he would follow the plot to the letter this time and never let the tragedy of the previous world happen again!
But the protagonist wasn't the problem. The whole world was!
Have you ever seen love letters raining down from every direction?
Have you ever gone viral just for using some random thing?
Have you ever picked up your chopsticks, taken a bite of food, and had the whole restaurant applaud you in unison?
And just like that, a plot that had been going smoothly completely went off the rails.
Pei Xiao had this to say: Well, at least I successfully became everyone's dream guy. (Covers face, laughing and crying.)
World Three: I'm a poser, so don't fall for me!
World Four: I'm an idiot, so don't fall for me!
And so on...
Reader's Guide:
1: The protagonist is doted on by the love interest, pursues the love interest, and then gets a groveling-at-the-crematorium chase.
2: Weak seme, cute seme, rimming, some worlds feature a universal heartthrob, nonhuman uke, rivalry between male suitors.
3: Beloved by all, no angst for the seme, 1v1. The protagonist is split into fragments, and the romance has no logic or development.
4: No villains, no schemes, a feel-good power fantasy with a plot that makes some sense, but not much.
5: An imaginary setting, unrelated to reality. Please don't draw parallels with real life.
Coming soon: Long-haired, cold, glamorous, universally adored, strong-and-tragic seme x a spider uke who starts out human and later loses all intelligence.
Bu Fan is the opposite of what his name suggests: utterly ordinary.
His grades are average, his looks are average, and his presence is so faint that he is hard to spot even in a crowd.
The good news is that even the school bullies who love picking on others, the thugs who extort money at the school gate, and the con artists who prey on the lonely all instinctively ignore him.
In a way, that is a blessing in disguise.
Little by little, Bu Fan accepted that he was ordinary. He snuffed out the unfulfilled desires in his heart and went through each day in a daze, unnoticed by everyone.
But when it rains, it pours.
This person, so unremarkable that he could never make a ripple, actually awakened a Freeloader System when the apocalypse arrived.
Bound to the Freeloader System, Bu Fan cannot hunt monsters of his own accord, grow food to feed himself using his own strength, or even fight back against people who attack him maliciously.
Looking at his utterly ordinary self in the mirror, Bu Fan clenched his fist.
He swore to use everything at his disposal to climb to the top, to a summit where everyone would have to look up at him.
The apocalypse arrived, and everyone was contaminated to some degree. Some people's arms turned into octopus tentacles; half of others' faces became covered in snake scales. They were hideous and disgusting.
Once the infection reached one hundred percent, they turned into mindless monsters, roaming around in search of fresh blood to fill their seemingly bottomless stomachs.
But he was different...
His body gave off a scent that made every living creature obsessed with him. Every move he made drew everyone's gaze.
He was so captivating that no one could ignore him. Everyone dreamed of making him theirs, and every monster longed to devour him...
He could stand atop the world and become the king of all living things, or sink into inescapable filth and become something anyone could bully.
Those were his only two paths. There was no other choice.
It had been so long that even Bu Fan had forgotten what he used to look like.
He never expected that the person he had once hated most would recognize him at first sight.
Unfortunately...
The Freeloader System's rules are as follows:
1. As a qualified freeloader, the Host must not attack any living creature of their own accord, or they will be punished with an electric shock.
2. As a qualified freeloader, the Host must not eat food obtained through their own efforts, or they will be punished with an electric shock.
3. As a qualified freeloader, the Host must not truly fall in love with anyone, or they will be punished with death.
Host Bu Fan's basic stats:
Appearance: 25
Charm: 25
Intelligence: 25
Stamina: 25
Agility: 25
Ambition: 100+∞
The Freeloader System's evaluation of Host Bu Fan:
1. An ambition inversely proportional to his presence.
2. A silver tongue.
3. A selfish person who always puts himself first.
Overall evaluation: A cold-blooded schemer, the perfect Host for the Freeloader System!
The Freeloader System wishes you a pleasant life in the apocalypse!
Content warnings:
1. A seme who starts out ordinary and inconspicuous, then becomes a cold, glamorous, universally adored, strong-and-tragic beauty after changing his face x a gentle and refined uke who later becomes a nonhuman spider with no intelligence.
2. The seme is extremely selfish. The uke gives without expecting anything in return, and the seme only accepts him later on.
3. The uke is human at first, but later becomes a nonhuman creature with almost no human form or reason. Everything he does is purely instinctive!
4. The uke is something of a salvation for the seme, but the seme only comes around much later, and his feelings are limited. Their relationship is unequal.
Theme: True love asks for nothing in return
The original text is too typical. Is the reform so casual? I just feel that the original protagonist is just like a tool. However, the baby is wearing a skirt [love eyes]
The original book shocked me to death.
Zerg's pursuit of equal rights is a hook
Although Luo Er is a bit weak, I actually like this kind of gentle and accepting male mother. You should get all the treasures!! (Clenched fists)
Most of the Zerg articles like to write about time-travelers trying to achieve equal rights, which is disgusting to watch. They always look at things superficially. Those sand-dollar time-travelers only see how miserable the female bugs are being tortured, but never delve into the reasons for this phenomenon. Tsk, forgetting that they were ordinary people before they time-traveled, and they did not have the IQ to see the overall situation.
Madam, your xp completely coincides with mine. So we are a match made in heaven! A match made in heaven! We are in tune with each other!
Catch up! Press the paw to check in [make me healthy]
To be honest, every time I read this kind of novel where the protagonist is the original protagonist, I feel like I am writing a novel.
Okay, I'll check in too. I told you about Baizhang. I didn't notice it before. Baizhang spreads flowers. [Spread flowers]
It's okay, teacher, take your time, three or four chapters a month is a kind of weekly update, right? Besides, slow work will produce fine work [Come on]
The original text is too typical. Is the reform so casual? I just feel that the original protagonist is just like a tool. However, the baby is wearing a skirt [love eyes]
The original book shocked me to death.
Zerg's pursuit of equal rights is a hook
Although Luo Er is a bit weak, I actually like this kind of gentle and accepting male mother. You should get all the treasures!! (Clenched fists)
Most of the Zerg articles like to write about time-travelers trying to achieve equal rights, which is disgusting to watch. They always look at things superficially. Those sand-dollar time-travelers only see how miserable the female bugs are being tortured, but never delve into the reasons for this phenomenon. Tsk, forgetting that they were ordinary people before they time-traveled, and they did not have the IQ to see the overall situation.
Madam, your xp completely coincides with mine. So we are a match made in heaven! A match made in heaven! We are in tune with each other!
Catch up! Press the paw to check in [make me healthy]
To be honest, every time I read this kind of novel where the protagonist is the original protagonist, I feel like I am writing a novel.
Okay, I'll check in too. I told you about Baizhang. I didn't notice it before. Baizhang spreads flowers. [Spread flowers]
It's okay, teacher, take your time, three or four chapters a month is a kind of weekly update, right? Besides, slow work will produce fine work [Come on]