Turning My Alt Account Crush Into a Lovesick Romantic

The pressure of exams was getting to Zhang Fuxin, and her way of unwinding was one of a kind: using burner accounts to flirt with handsome guys online in every way imaginable.

Lately, she had her eye on a fitness streamer with an incredible physique, so she spent every day making lewd comments under his videos.

Burner Account No. 1 (online seller version) struck first: [Hello! We sell underwear. Could you send us a photo showing your size? We’ll send you a pair for free.]

As expected, she was blocked in an instant.

Luckily, Zhang Fuxin still had plenty of other personas.

Burner Account No. 2 (sweet, cutesy girl): [Aww, you’re the Daddy of my dreams! Could you be my husband?]

Burner Account No. 3 (gentle and caring): [The sun is so bright today. Speaking of big, how big is yours...?]

Burner Account No. 4 (lie flat attitude): [With a body like that, I’d even settle for three seconds.]

Burner Account No. 5 (neither man nor woman): [Hi, I’m a guy. Can I be your best bro? I just had surgery, though, and I’m missing one.]

Burner Account No. 6 (rich older sister style): [I’ve been gutting fish at RT-Mart for ten years. My heart’s so cold it could freeze over. I don’t usually go for materialistic men, but I can give you 20 yuan a month for pocket money. Come with me!]

Then one day, she suddenly received a private message from the fitness streamer: [Zhang Fuxin, want to meet?]

With her secret identities exposed, Zhang Fuxin panicked and hurriedly blocked him on every account.

That night, a tall figure cornered her on a tree-lined path on campus.

With an innocent, sweet schoolgirl face, Zhang Fuxin asked, "Did you need something?"

Zong Yu curled his lips, his presence overwhelming. "Why aren’t you calling me husband anymore? Hmm?"

The humiliation was so intense that Zhang Fuxin froze on the spot, screaming internally.

Huh? QAQ? The fitness streamer she’d been chatting up was actually Zong Yu, the famous campus heartthrob of Lu University!

What happened next was even more outrageous. She used to talk a big game, but now she prayed every day that he really only lasted three seconds... (Not really.)

A sweet, funny girl who looks innocent but is actually a shameless flirt with a sharp tongue x a cool, no-nonsense campus heartthrob

Both their secret identities are exposed. A shameless, let-loose fantasy romance, guaranteed sweet.

(Blurb dated June 16, 2025)

Theme: Love life to the fullest