After the Villain Hears the Tragic-Novel Butler's Inner Thoughts

It's complete, so feel free to dive in! Upcoming: "In the Apocalypse, but with a Supermarket System" and "The Haunted Zoo Is Full of Ultra-Threat-Level Creatures" - Blurb - Jing Yi was broke, barely managing to scrape together one meal before the next. Then an accident transmigrated him into a series of angsty novels, where he became the head butler of a wealthy family. With room and board included. He thought he could finally live the good life, but soon discovered that all the young masters of the household were hopeless romantics, crazy about love and willing to do anything for it. Later, their IQs would take a nosedive, the family fortune would be squandered, and the whole family would end up living under a bridge. Jing Yi was irritated. He'd finally found a decent job, and now it was going to disappear just like that. ** On his very first day after transmigrating, Jing Yi saw the family's foolish fourth young master fall out with his brothers because he wanted to elope with a man. He was planning to leave home and never speak to them again. As Jing Yi watered the flowers, he snarked to himself: "Go on, then. Once you leave, you won't be making a peep. The second you step out that door, your true love will break your legs, and you'll spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair..." The young masters, who had been arguing, suddenly went as quiet as mice. What?! The fourth young master's eyes reddened with anger. Jing Yi was wondering whether he should find a way to warn him when the young master suddenly ran outside and kicked the man waiting by the door straight into the gutter. ** Jing Yi followed in his father's footsteps. At a young age, he took his seriously ill father's place as head butler of the Li family. Unlike his father's tactful, accommodating ways, Jing Yi caused quite a few problems after arriving at the Li residence. But strangely, not only did the young masters not fire him, they gave him increasingly generous rewards. At the second young master's birthday party, the villa was full of guests raising their glasses. Jing Yi crunched sunflower seeds nearby as he thought: "Tsk, the second young master looks handsome, but he's an idiot. His sweetheart and his brother have teamed up to secretly move his assets. They're probably about to strip him clean... Poor guy." The second young master stumbled and nearly pitched face-first into the cake, which was over a meter tall. "..." He abandoned the roomful of guests and hurried off to the company. Late at night, a storm raged outside. Jing Yi was sleeping soundly in his room when someone suddenly hauled him out of bed and tossed him a gold watch. "You've been doing well lately. Here's a reward." Jing Yi: Wow! ** The third young master brought home the woman he'd secretly loved for years to discuss their wedding date. Jing Yi crunched more sunflower seeds as he thought: "That green hat on the third young master's head is dazzling! His sweetheart is juggling several men. She's a real playboy, and she uses his card to pay for hotel rooms when she goes out with other guys. Tsk, tsk, tsk..." The third young master's face turned green. In the middle of the night, Jing Yi was hauled out of bed again. The third young master looked down at him. "You've been working hard lately. Take this car and drive it." Jing Yi: Wow, wow! ** Jing Yi spent all day thinking nonsense and snarking without restraint, but he never noticed that the eldest young master's gaze was growing stranger and stranger. The eldest young master often stayed up late while trying to acquire a rival company. One day, Jing Yi happened to run into an assistant who had come to the house to pick up some documents. His eyes widened. "Whoa, a corporate spy sent by the Li family's archenemy! How do I warn the eldest young master...?" Li Wenzhao slowly curled his fingers into a fist. Late at night again, Jing Yi felt someone pull back his covers. He blearily opened his eyes to find the eldest young master carrying him to the huge bed in the master bedroom. "You've been very good lately. As a reward, you can sleep with me." Jing Yi: Wow... Wait, hold on, what??? ★★ Upcoming: "In the Apocalypse, but with a Supermarket System" ★★ Blurb: Tan Qi took a long nap and woke up as a villainous cannon-fodder character in an apocalyptic world, hated by everyone. Accused of being cruel and wicked, robbing people, and stealing precious food, he was driven out of the human base. On a snowy night, he was torn apart and eaten by a mutant beast. Having just experienced transmigration for the first time, Tan Qi stared blankly. "...What kind of godforsaken start is this?" Fortunately, he had bonded with a Supermarket System. It sounded like he wouldn't have to worry about food or drink. At least the heavens had left him a way to survive. But there was bad news: food had to be unlocked. If he wanted bread, he'd have to start by growing wheat. Tan Qi: ... - To stay alive, Tan Qi rolled up his sleeves and got to work. How hard could a management game be? Not hard at all. He had enough liver to go around. He could build a business empire in no time! So, a few months later, a huge supermarket stood amid the wasteland, selling goods to the public. No 998! No 98! Just a few mutant beast crystals, and fresh fruit and vegetables are yours to take home! The supermarket's opening drew a steady stream of customers with special abilities: "Why do I feel a few years younger after eating that barbecue?" "After eating hotpot, I feel like the toxins left behind by mutant beasts have been completely purged from my body!" "Stay calm, stay calm. I ate fresh vegetables and my powers went up a whole level!!!" Everyone present: ... What?! Quick, grab the vegetables!! But as orders flooded into the supermarket, its sensational owner announced to the public: [I've recently been targeted for revenge by a God of War. The supermarket is temporarily closed!] The ability users, seriously injured and desperate for vegetables to help them recover: ... Who? Which God of War is being so unreasonable? Then came a racket from inside the supermarket. Two figures, one tall and one short, chased each other around the display window. A few minutes later, the legendary God of War, the only lightning-type ability user in the world, pinned the supermarket owner against a wall. "We've kissed, hugged, and touched. And now you say you don't want to take responsibility?" Tan Qi was on the verge of tears. "You never told me you were so gifted in that department!" The crowd outside stood frozen in stunned silence. . . . Theme: Keep going, let go, and let the wind carry you. Keep moving, keep looking, and take things in stride.