My Mortal Enemy Always Tricks Me into Kissing Him.

The pre-collection of "The Monster Zoo Is All Super Dangerous" is in the category of infinite horror zoos, and "After the sadistic butler's voice was revealed", welcome to play >3< ＊ Copywriting: After Chi Suinian woke up from the vegetative state, he unexpectedly learned three things: First, his family went bankrupt. Second, he got married. Third, the person getting married is a damn enemy for many years. The dog that he had been fighting with two days ago had become his husband in the blink of an eye? Chi Suinian: "..." It's really a ghost in the blue sky. But the reality is that it is irrefutable. After Chi Suinian woke up, he found that his family was bankrupt and his rival company was prospering. So for a life-threatening project, he had no choice but to let go and ask his rival Lu Zhino to inject money to save his life. It's a pity that this piece of shit is as unhuman as ever. In the office, Lu Zhiye's long legs were crossed, and his shirt was lazily loosened to his chest. When he looked up, his eyes were sly like a fox, "If you want to invest, you kiss me first." Chi Suinian snapped a pen. In the days that followed, Lu Zhiye became even more serious. Chi Suinian wanted Lu Zhinye to invest more and kiss him. Forgot your bank card password, give it a kiss. I want to borrow my car and give it a kiss. No key, just a kiss... Lu Zhiye took out the key: "No need to kiss this." Chi Suinian: "..." Damn you. After Chi Suinian was discharged from the hospital, he signed an agreement with Lu Zhiye, agreeing that the two parties would not interfere with each other's lives and break up peacefully three years later. Lu Zhiye agreed. But within a few days, Chi Suinian was put into bed. Chi Suinian woke up and found that he was covered in red marks. He was so angry that his eyes were dizzy. "It's just a fake marriage. Who the hell asked you to sleep with me!" Lu Zhiye's eyes were full of sleepiness, and he hugged his wife shamelessly, "Since we are all asleep, let's get married." Chi Suinian:? "Didn't you say we were married a long time ago?!" Lu Zhiye: "…………" It's over, the secret is exposed. ＊ ★★★Babys, look here! ! ★★★ The next book has an advance copy of "Humanoid Cheats, Fight Against Guns", a modern e-sports vest, which is full of excitement. If you like it, this is the first book in the column. Holding Nian Nian's hands, I would like to express my feelings to everyone~~~ Copywriting During Jiang Ti's live broadcast, he matched with an active PUBG e-sports player and knocked him down four times in just a few meetings. The barrage was sensational. Jiang Ti: "Who is this? I don't know him." One sentence caused trouble and attracted countless netizens to crowd into the live broadcast room to curse. [You don't know Lin Shen? [You were still drinking milk at home when he was competing in the World Championships] [The master is really cheating on this batch, the live broadcast room number is 18881, click to watch the cheating batch] [The monster with the mouth is so popular that he will die if he is approved] Jiang Ti smiled, and his handsome face in the camera showed sarcasm: "Can you still participate in the World Championship at this level? Is the team signing fee so easy to earn?" One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and Jiang Ti became the target of public criticism for a while. [You're so awesome, go and earn it, you're so jealous! —— Two months later, PGC, a powerful domestic team, officially announced the addition of new members. In the photos released, it was the popular anchor who mocked the great master in public a month ago. In his first appearance in a friendly match, Jiang Ti once again ran into Lin Shen, who had accused him of cheating, in front of a large audience and live broadcast. The young anchor was so angry that he knocked people down eight times in a row. When interviewed after the game, he was still arrogant and domineering: "I just cheated. I'm a humanoid cheat. If I don't accept it, I'll fight with a gun." ＊ During daily military training in the field, Jiang Ti was surrounded by a full formation in his small building. His teammates were thousands of miles away, so he could only find a way to save himself. After a few seconds of silence, Jiang Ti turned on the mic skillfully, and changed from his usual voice with a soft and sweet voice: "Little brother, little brother, please don't hit me, okay?" "Bang!" A teammate's gun went off. The barrage froze for a moment, and then the screen was filled with question marks. Among the many jeers, only Qi Jiacuo, the current captain of PGC, looked stunned. After the training, he stopped Jiang Ti who was about to go back to his room and said, "You just called me the name in the game again." Jiang Ti:? ＊ Three years ago, Jiang Ti encountered a great god in the game. For a wild monster that was difficult to encounter, Jiang Ti did not hesitate to call him brother. His voice was soft and sweet, and the great god was fascinated. Jiang Ti happily accepted the wild monsters, and when he was about to withdraw, a private message was sent. [The master of PK list [at a loss] will send you a marriage application] Jiang Ti:…………Huh? ? ? ? I couldn't understand it, but I was shocked. ＊＊ There was a post on the Tianya Forum that had a high click-through rate and became a hot search topic several times. Title: #How to break the fact that the man I trashed many years ago became my captain, waiting online, urgent urgent# This post went viral as soon as it was posted, with six-digit replies. 1L: Can you tell me in detail how you became such a scumbag? 26L: Am I the only one who thinks the bar owner's ID looks familiar? (Ask weakly) 78L: Me too, I think I've seen it somewhere. … 99L: I decrypted the family information. The owner of the bar is Jiang Ti himself. He showed his ID during the live broadcast and gave directions for the live broadcast replay on xx month xx... 233L: Damn it, let me just say there is something wrong between them. It turns out that the affair started three years ago. … 99999L: Captain Qi, why don't you get rid of him quickly! What are you waiting for? Jiang Ti:………… This earth can no longer accommodate me. . Motto: Even in the dark, we must move forward courageously.