Note: This is unhinged fiction. Readers in a normal state of mind should click away and stay out.
After being reborn 99 times, the abused-novel heroine Feng Yu has killed the male lead 99 times, killed her entire family 66 times, and destroyed the world 33 times.
The minor world's Heavenly Dao, forced to keep restarting the timeline because the plot has gone so far off the rails even her own mother wouldn't recognize it: Help! Can someone take this lunatic away?
The greater world's Heavenly Dao: ...
Why are you picking a fight with her? She just wants to be the heroine of a wish-fulfillment novel. Find her another world and let her be one.
The minor Heavenly Dao: Q_Q What kind of golden finger should I give her, then?
The greater Heavenly Dao silently lights a cigarette. "Look up the most popular apps people use and see what everyone wants. Give her that."
The minor Heavenly Dao, transformed into a System: The most searched keywords on the apps, right? Got it, got it.
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Feng Yu has always felt that something was off about the world she lived in.
Why would the parents who treated her like they'd won the genetic lottery suddenly want to harvest her kidneys?
Why couldn't the ubiquitous security bureau take down even a law-ignorant CEO who illegally held someone captive?
Why had everyone suddenly become idle enough to bully her and use a sister she'd never even met to emotionally manipulate her?
Feng Yu felt that everyone around her had lost their minds. After exhausting herself to deal with the threats, she blinked and found herself back at the very beginning.
Well, well. Reborn?
That proved it: there was definitely something wrong with this world.
So she killed the male lead, was reborn... killed the male lead and his whole family, was reborn... She was tired. Let the world burn... Reborn...
By her hundredth life, Feng Yu was completely exhausted. Whatever happened, happened. But when she opened her eyes, she had already left her old world behind.
A blob claiming to be a System floated in front of her. "Greetings, Host. Welcome to the quick transmigration System. Your first golden finger is [Selling Off Legitimate and Illegitimate Children]."
[World 1] Legitimate and Illegitimate Children Get Sold Off in a Cultivation World: Is it really so unreasonable for me, a legitimate-born beggar, to sell off an illegitimate ancestor?
[World 2] A Many-Children Story in a Supernatural Modern World: Tsk, you think having 108 kids with ghosts will save the world? Then surely my golden finger, where anyone I glare at gets pregnant, is perfectly reasonable, right?
[World 3] Cyberpunk Mother-in-Law and Daughter-in-Law Story: Today, even if an alien insect swarm shows up, they'll still have to wear anti-matter high heels, kneel on a strong-interaction-material floor, and wash my android mother-in-law's feet.
Note: The story mainly focuses on the heroine going completely off the rails. Although it is tagged as romance, some minor worlds may get a capable partner for her.
Theme: Instead of turning your frustration inward, take it out on others.
