Song Xishi was a bamboo spirit, lucky enough to ascend to immortality after being born in a blessed cave realm.
After ascending, he had to grind through missions and rack up points to secure a proper position in the Immortal Realm.
But he didn't want to hustle. He just wanted to lie flat and slack off.
When the Immortal Emperor offered him food, he spun the table around. He arrived late to immortal gatherings and napped through promotion exams.
Buddy: You've got some nerve.
Song Xishi: Yep.
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The Immortal Capital decreed that celestial civil servants had to complete assessment missions, including but not limited to:
Helping xxx and xxx get together.
Helping xxx get rich.
Helping xxx reach the pinnacle of life.
With his KPI score about to fail, he had no choice but to accept a new mission: redeem the main villain.
An astrologer had foretold that this villain would become a demon who destroyed heaven and earth in a hundred years.
He was screwed.
Buddy: "It's fine. Just wash his clothes, cook for him, mend his clothes, and be his mother figure. Give him warmth and love."
"Thanks, but do you think a lazy bum can do any of that?"
Good buddy: ...
Good buddy: "I heard that guy is gay. If all else fails, use your good looks..."
Get lost!
He's an esteemed immortal, noble and unsullied. How could he do something so shameless and indecent?
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Still, Song Xishi set out on the path to redemption, gritting his teeth and learning how to be a mother figure.
At the time, the male lead was a low-ranking disciple of an immortal sect, bullied by everyone.
When some ruffians were about to drag the male lead away to drain his blood and refine him into a furnace, Song Xishi kicked them away. Smiling like a spring breeze, he gently asked the male lead:
"Have you eaten? Shall I make you some noodles?"
But the male lead gently asked him, "Big brother, have you eaten?"
His stomach growled. "No."
The male lead said, "Then I'll cook for you."
"You can cook???"
"Mm," the male lead answered honestly.
"I can also do laundry, tailor clothes, make shoe soles, weave, sew..."
Song Xishi's eyes lit up, and he was delighted.
He decided to adopt the male lead as his little brother.
From then on,
he happily raised the male lead to be a mother figure.
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But one day, things started to go very wrong.
The male lead fell in love with him.
Song Xishi got scared and started running away. But the male lead went mad, turned the Immortal Capital upside down, and dragged him back.
The male lead confined him to a tiny space, never taking his eyes off him.
"If you leave me, I'll destroy the Immortal Realm. Or..."
"I'll keep you imprisoned by my side for all eternity, never letting you out of my sight."
Song Xishi: Whimper.
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"What use is eternal life to you?"
"Without love or hate, this immortal body is nothing but a shell."
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A feel-good Mary Sue story about an aloof beauty redeeming an obsessive, beautiful, tragic man.
I don't love you → I trick you → I hate you → I love you
● Fun and goofy
● Light and sweet, with no heart to break
[Immortal Realm Extra]
After discovering that Shen Yuexing was a lovesick, unhinged lunatic, Song Xishi was scared, hesitant, and wanted to run away.
"The male lead's gone crazy! I'm scared!"
Knowing there would be problems with his redemption mission, the Emperor handed him a book:
The Guide to Redeeming the Demon King
Emperor Jiuxiao: "This book holds the secrets of heaven. It will show you the way."
So Song Xishi descended to the mortal realm again and followed the guide's instructions.
When the male lead flew into a rage and slaughtered everyone around him:
The Redemption Guide said: Give him a loving hug.
When the male lead went crazy with jealousy:
The Redemption Guide commanded: Hug him, or kiss him.
???
When the male lead turned the Immortal Capital upside down:
The Redemption Guide: Don't refuse his proposal. Accept him.
!!!!
Whimper.
#After redeeming the villain, I got myself tangled up with him#
#It wasn't a wasted trip, not one bit#
Theme: To brave fire and water, gladly and willingly.
Let's open the article and spread the flowers.