[What you'll find in this story]
* Irreverent jokes and snark
* Bizarre, made-up settings that are neither ancient nor modern
* A hodgepodge of not particularly satisfying plotlines that earnestly spout nonsense about compulsory education Chinese language arts
* Everything above is true
--An equally irreverent divider--
Guo Ziqi is a science-track student who's terrible at math and science, often scoring in the single digits.
And yet...
There is one subject she can pass: Chinese language arts.
During an exam, she accidentally activated the "Divine Chinese Language Arts System" and transmigrated to a xianxia world, where she became a disciple of Yunlan Mountain, one of the two great cultivation sects.
To survive in a world in chaos, she had no choice but to embark on the path of cultivation.
Unfortunately, she had no spiritual bones, so she couldn't cultivate.
But the System told her:
"Your method of cultivation is extraordinary."
"Just complete the Chinese language arts questions according to the prompts to level up. The harder the questions, the stronger your abilities."
Guo Ziqi: Is this really possible???
*
Locked in a dark room by a vicious elder?
No problem. "Based on the room's surroundings, name ten four-character idioms to gain the power to break out."
Chased to the edge of a cliff by a villain?
Don't worry. "It suddenly starts raining. What effect does this have on the writing?"
Answer: It sets off my sorrowful state of mind; foreshadows the tragic fate that awaits me; and lays the groundwork for my later rise and determination to become stronger.
System: Correct. Congratulations, you've gained a water-element spiritual root. You can now control rain and all the water in the world.
That day,
Guo Ziqi faced off against the ten great demons of the Demon Cult.
The villains were all terrified of Guo Ziqi.
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Also known as Chinese Language Arts in Hand, the World Is Mine; Five Years of Cultivation, Two Hours of Practice Exams; and Study Hard and Make Progress Every Day.
A goofy comedy written to make you laugh.
Feel free to point out any problems~ Mwah~~
Theme: Study hard
What a miserable heroine, she has no food left
I feel like Qiqi Xiuxian is like going to school in a different place
I haven't finished my homework yet, so I opened Jinjiang without any rush even though I should be anxious. That's very ()
Tomorrow after tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows (dog head!)
Hahahahahahahahahaha Qiqi has become a second-rater and a top student in these few speeches. It's so funny.
It turns out that if you travel through time, you can legally raise dumplings? (Envious)
Hateful! Not enough to watch!
Damn, why is your trap so big? Do I still have hope to see him updated in my lifetime? (???_??)?
Update soon! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
School starts tomorrow, big brother. See you in a week.