A shameless, teasing older hooligan of an award-winning actor (Chen Zuizhou) vs. a black-fan uploader who tries to act cold but has paper-thin skin and blushes whenever he's teased (Tong Mian)
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Tong Mian is a famous uploader in Bilibili's commentary section, notorious for his foul mouth. The person who appears most often in his videos is the Best Actor who swept every major award last year: Chen Zuizhou.
[Chen Zuizhou's over-the-shoulder glance was so stunning I got pregnant on the spot…]
"Listen to me, friend. Get to a hospital as soon as possible. If even one part of your eyes, heart, brain, or nervous system were working, you wouldn't say something this ridiculous."
[My husband's abs are so hard, he's strong and muscular, with a firm waist and a cute, perky butt…]
"Roosters with eight-pack abs are a protected species, but actors with eight-pack abs are all over the place. Who in showbiz doesn't manage their figure? Quit making stuff up in my livestream."
Tong Mian lowered his eyes and read the comments one by one.
"Yeah, that's right. I'm his black fan. Unfollow me if you don't like it. Thanks."
Later, needing money for surgery for his seriously ill grandmother, Tong Mian happened to catch the eye of an investor, who invited him to play the third male lead in a highly anticipated web drama.
Thinking of his grandmother still lying in a hospital bed, Tong Mian gritted his teeth and signed the contract.
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The crew noticed that the new amateur actor was adorable, with fair, clean features. He spoke gently and politely, and whenever he acted opposite the Best Actor, he would start stammering after just a few words. A few more, and his face would turn as red as a monkey's butt.
They privately guessed Tong Mian must be the Best Actor's fan, and, out of sympathy, even made opportunities for the two to spend time together.
What they didn't see was that the first thing the famous Best Actor said when he saw Tong Mian was:
"Why don't you call me Big Brother Zhouzhou anymore?"
His second question was: "So you're really my black fan now?"
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At an interview, a reporter once asked Chen Zuizhou if he knew there was a black-fan uploader on Bilibili who constantly followed him around to insult him.
Everyone expected the actor, accustomed to being fawned over, to blow up. Instead, Chen smiled pleasantly, then leisurely picked up the microphone.
"Which of your eyes saw that he's my black fan?"
The reporter: "???"
Chen: "Go back and look carefully. He's clearly praising how well I manage my figure, how good my stamina is, and how strong my waist is."
The reporter: "???"
Chen: "Oh, right. He even calls me 'husband.'"
The reporter: "????"
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Later, during a bonus livestream, Tong Mian casually opened Chen Zuizhou's newly released movie, ready to roast it.
But before he could say a word, a strong, muscular arm suddenly appeared in the livestream. It first turned off the camera, then used the mouse to end the stream.
In the second before the livestream ended, viewers heard the deep, magnetic voice the whole internet said could make your ears pregnant, right there in this number-one black fan's stream.
"What are you going to say about me this time?"
"I let you personally inspect my figure yesterday. As for whether you'll get pregnant… shall we try again today?"
[Reading Guide]
1. A sweet little romance.
2. A massive mutual crush, one-on-one, both characters are each other's first, happy ending.
3. Chen is pronounced with the second tone.
Core Message: Stay calm and treat one another with kindness when surfing the internet.
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