How to Make the Galaxy's Top Heir My Wife

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Story description:

From the shou's perspective:

Xian Zhaozhou had spent more than five hundred years in prison. Every day, he did nothing but suffer punishments and chew on grass. He slept in a hollow tree, wore tattered clothes, and his entertainment consisted of sunbathing and dodging his colleagues' attempts to kill him.

Then one day, he picked up a hired muscle. The guy could do anything, but he was also easy to turn against Xian Zhaozhou and join his colleagues.

Xian Zhaozhou liked him a lot and tried everything to make him stay, even threatening him with a knife.

He never expected the man to come on to him and confess his love instead:

"Under human law, marriage is the closest and most faithful bond between two strangers. Once they enter into it, both parties place complete trust in one another, including, but not limited to, their property, lives, and souls."

"Xian Zhaozhou, would you honor me by entering into such a bond with me?"

Xian Zhaozhou refused.

But they still got married.

-- Serious story description --

Yun Xiaoji was a top-grade consumable in a laboratory. One careless moment, and he was sabotaged into becoming a useless experimental subject, then packed off to the universe's garbage dump, the Border Star.

The moment he landed, he started plotting to blow the dump to pieces.

But he hadn't expected this trash planet to have endless ways of tormenting people.

Week one: He lost all five senses.

Week two: He was torn to pieces.

Week three: He died, then came back to life.

Yun Xiaoji sneered, "That's it?"

Border Star: Take a good look around you.

Yun Xiaoji looked closer. In the garbage dump, he saw heads roll without anyone dying, wounds bleed and then heal at incredible speed, grass grow into the shape of the character for grass, and ten-meter-long fish sprout legs and run freely through the woods.

This garbage dump seemed to contain the strangest things in the entire Alliance.

Even stranger, everyone here was hunting the same person.

They said that killing this person was the only way to escape the dump.

Yun Xiaoji thought, Isn't that quicker than blowing up the planet?

So he blended in and asked around to find out who this person was.

At that moment, the wife he had picked up in the dump and planned to marry said gently beside him, "It's me."

Yun Xiaoji: "!"

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Reading Guide:

1. This story has a lot of made-up worldbuilding, so please turn off your brain and enjoy.

2. The first part will be very low-key. It's just about how Yun Xiaoji, the gong, raises a gorgeous wife. Nothing too thrilling, just everyday life. The two are a locked-in one-on-one pairing.

3. The story uses the term "beauty" a lot. To clarify, this is how Yun Xiaoji sees Xian Xiaozhou. Of course, Xian Xiaozhou really is a first-rate beauty.

4. Lots of strange, fantastical monsters appear. They're all the product of my imagination, so don't overthink them.

5. An unruly, innocent nonhuman gong x a pure, straightforward beauty shou.

6. The alternate route is now up, and I've tried to restore the content that was previously deleted. However, I still can't fix the messy timeline in the narration with my current level of skill, so please bear with me! Thank you!

7. Exclusively published on Jinjiang.

Theme: Even in a cosmic environment, choose harmony