[Western Crossover] A Kryptonian's Guide to Employment

Ongoing: Western Crossover: Why Has the World Been Destroyed Again? Upcoming: "Diana Has Something to Say" (Wonder Woman beats Homelander to a pulp) I beg you to leave a good review once you finish! Justice League Chairwoman vs. Lord Superman. What would have happened if there had been three Kryptonian ships flying toward Earth? You are a Kryptonian. With the House of El dominating the entire Kryptonian job market, how are you supposed to find work? First choice: Chairwoman of the Justice League. Second choice: Super Robin Girl. Third choice: Junior reporter at the Daily Planet. No, no, no. The answer is to become chairwoman of the Gotham City neighborhood committee, the Justice League's number one foe of world domination and authoritarianism. "Say no to turning evil, starting with me!!!" "The House of El must not rule the world!!!" Kara Wicks, Claire Kent, known to everyone as Superwoman, the Maiden of Tomorrow. On the surface, she's a superhero. In reality, she's a popular BatBruce fanfiction author on the Gotham forums. Her haters call her the Flying Little Witch. She dreams of becoming a Super Robin, but in reality she becomes the neighborhood committee chairwoman, specializing in mediating the Wayne family's domestic dramas. "Claire! Bruce, he..." "Superwoman, Batman, he..." Claire: I've learned my lesson. Please leave me alone! While saving the world every day at Metropolis's hottest photo spots, she'll also be handed a big son by a certain bald fertility deity. Connor: Mother, I'm your son. Every now and then, a female Justice Lord from a parallel world will pop up online to recruit her. Kana: I can tell you're special. We're both from the same place, so come rule the world with me. Claire: I desperately need legal representation. An alien's life matters too! And in the League, she'll be attacked with disapproving remarks by their shadowy benefactor. Batman: Superwoman, I've told you many times: mind what you say, or your words will get you into trouble! Next door, Lord Kal: So I really did have a child with Batman? Next door, Injustice Kal: Are you saying that in the future I'll turn Batman into a giant collectible figure? Next door, Earth-2 Batman: Who can relate? I woke up and the world was destroyed, and Superman had changed gender... Claire, the mastermind behind it all, decides to take the blame and run. She's made up her mind: she's quitting! Help, I need to leave the scene, and fast. Which scene? The biosphere!!! Claire is a Kryptonian, the chairwoman of the Justice League, and a superhero. But Claire knows she's just an ordinary person, and ordinary people make mistakes. She knows she'll never be perfect, but she still wants to keep going. The first rule of the Wicks family: survive. Three ships were launched toward Earth at the same time, but only one ever landed. Kindness can turn into a blade pointed at you, and tears can become a weakness that leaves you shattered and vulnerable. So when she opened her eyes again, all she saw was scarlet. "Does the world really need us to protect it?" "This world will leave you battered and bruised." Coming soon. In the Justice League hall, Superwoman swept her hand grandly. "Batman. I'm suing Luthor for stealing my tip." Batman looked at his phone like a bewildered old man on the subway. "???" "Connor's paternity test says I'm his mother. Either Luthor admits he did that to me, or he tells the public he conducted human experiments. Let's see which of those two things he'd rather own up to." "Superwoman, Luthor admitted he offended you, but says he's transgender, gay, a vegetarian, and an animal rights activist." "Then I'm a minor and an alien, which makes me an endangered species. I'm suing him!!!" Luthor: You got me. Pairing: Earth-2 Batman's sister, with Superman as the background. Yuri is wonderful, and my beloved is a tsundere beauty. "In the endless, boundless years to come, I can promise you this: I will love you forever." Beneath the dazzling yellow sun, they will share eternal life until the end of the universe. Character concept inspired by the Wicks family, one of Krypton's three great families in DC. Superman is not gender-swapped. The story includes Superman/Batman, Damian/Jon, Connor/Tim, and Wonder Woman/Steve pairings. Original works related to this story: Comics: A Death in the Family, Knightfall, The Killing Joke, Batman: The Last Knight on Earth, Kingdom Come, All-Star Superman, Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, Dark Nights: Metal, The Drowned, Future Justice League (Lord's world), and Marvel's House of M. Animation: Justice League: War, Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, Crisis on Two Earths (Earth-3), The Flashpoint Paradox, and Justice League Dark: Apokolips War. Movies: Zack Snyder's Justice League and Batman v Superman. Games: Injustice and Batman: Arkham Knight. Theme: This world may hold plenty of malice, but it also holds plenty of kindness. We should remember the wonderful things we have experienced and pass that warmth on. As we grow, we will gradually become whoever we want to be, including a hero.