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[The Arrogant Venomous Major General Attacks x The Cute Red-Scale Mermaid]
Yu Li is a mermaid from the deep sea, with the attribute of omega.
His scales are transparent crimson, making him an extremely rare species.
One day, Yu Li was imprisoned in the laboratory by humans. An arrogant man broke in and picked him up. He shook his fish tail and sneered at the researcher: "I will drink fish soup tonight, and he belongs to me."
Good news: No one dares to stop it.
Bad news: The man who rescued him was a little greedy.
Yu Li tried his best to save himself and raised the tip of his tail to show the man.
The texture on it is clearly visible,
The fish bones are neatly arranged like transparent red fossils.
Yu Li: I have a lot of thorns on my body, which are not tasty and prick my mouth.
The alpha's fingertips rubbed his tail fin, "From now on, you can only show it to me."
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The man who rescued him was named Qi Sheng, a federal major general and SSS-level Black Mamba alpha.
Yu Li was forcibly taken home by Qi Sheng, and what greeted him was not a frying pan, but a huge luxurious crystal glass fish tank.
Qi Sheng: "I really want to keep a pet. You have to thank yourself for this beautiful skin."
Yu Li often met fishermen before, and he could understand simple vocabulary.
Such as "beautiful" and "thank you".
Yu Li smiled sweetly when he heard this, and released pheromones to attract Qi Sheng's attention. He poked Qi Sheng's chest with his index finger, and used the words that came to his mind, coquettishly: "Human, mine."
Later, the mermaid learned to sweep the floor, wash clothes, fold quilts, make instant noodles, and play with mobile phones...
Therefore, Qi Sheng received messages every day:
Major General, are you going home today( ̄▽ ̄)~*
I want to eat barbecue (●ω●)
The tail was caught in the door (╥╥)
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The subordinates were horrified to discover that the feared major general often... Smirked at his cell phone?
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One day, Qi Sheng discovered that the Little Mermaid was live broadcasting.
The camera flashed "I want to touch my tail" and "My wife is so hot" and other barrages!
The little mermaid tilted her head and fiddled with her skirt, her tail shining with water in front of the camera.
The next second, the mermaid was suddenly picked up in the air and thrown into a glass tank, with the hem of her skirt wet and clinging to her waist.
Netizens who watched the live broadcast were outraged:
[Ah, are you your boyfriend? The vinegar smell is so strong]
[Is this underwater play? ? ?
Don't treat us like outsiders! Please pay to live broadcast]
Qi Sheng's fingertips traced the hot scales: "Have you learned how to be a little internet celebrity?"
The mermaid puffed up her cheeks: "Yeah! They all say I'm beautiful!"
Qi Sheng's fangs rubbed the back of his neck: "It seems that the owner wants to teach his pet what social distance is."
Yu Li thinks that the little snake that releases highly toxic pheromones when angry is very interesting. If you combine it with him, you will definitely give birth to a super cute mermaid baby!
However, Qi Sheng always likes to blindfold him, kiss his ears and gills, and deliberately tie his tail fin to force him to whimper when he is most devoted to reproduction...
The little mermaid wrote everything down in the notebook:
"I was kissed by a snake and cried again today."
"Although he is fierce, his ears are red."
"I love sleeping with his tail wrapped around me the most."
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Reading Guide
1: abo childbirth article, 1v1 pure first love, not too much space about childbirth, shou is super smart and beautiful, there are many descriptions about mermaids, there are private settings, he is ignorant in the early stage and strong in the later stage (not a weak shou, not a weak shou)
It has a snake-like mental body to assist with sleep settings. Please read for details.
2: The deputy CP also has a mental body and is a small animal, chasing his wife like a stooge! There are 2 pairs, Snow Leopard Ax Lion A (Zhai Xun x Si Ran, Nian Xia Attack and Robbery), Scumbag Rich Businessman Ax Gentle Little Rabbit O (Zhai Wenxi x Jing Yue, Dribbling the Ball and Running Literature) The sub-CPs are all marked in the subtitle~
Please collect the cute pet article "The Cutest Enemy in the Star" with the same theme
Copywriting:
[Little Mushroom x Dangerous Race Appraiser]
I am a little mushroom with the great mission of punishing the "dangerous race appraiser".
He dared to label our noble mushroom family as "edible, and some varieties are hallucinogenic" in the "Eating Guide to Universe Species" - this is simply a blasphemy to the entire fungal civilization!
So, I pretended to be his new neighbor and knocked on his door with a basket of "home-grown mushrooms".
The plan is simple: put a few drops of my spore essence in his water glass every day to let him deeply appreciate the power of "evil mushrooms"!
Sure enough, he was infected and was admitted to the hospital with high fever for several days. I cheered in my heart: The mission is about to be accomplished!
But after he recovered from his illness, he still smiled at me.
He would knit me soft woolen socks because he noticed I was always barefoot on the floor;
They would tie a scarf on my neck and hang a small jingling bell so that they could know where I was at any time.
While he knitted a sweater clumsily, he muttered helplessly: "It's strange, my immunity seems to be getting worse recently..."
Guilty, I secretly replaced the venom I was going to drip into my rice with a nutrient solution that could enhance my physical fitness.
He has always been very kind to me, so much so that I feel that maybe, probably, maybe a few words in that annoying "Food Guide" are correct?
Little Mushroom: "Sir, if... If the mushroom is willing to be eaten by a person, what does it mean?"
He hugged me gently: "It means it has found the best home."
Little Mushroom: "Then do you want to taste me? Just... Just give me a small bite."
[Little Snake Snake x Interstellar Diplomat]
I am the top assassin sent by the organization, and my mission is to silence the poisonous diplomat who has repeatedly blocked the expansion of the organization in the interstellar parliament.
I was picked up by him disguised as a pet snake. Every time he delivered a sharp speech, I would be so angry that I would drop venom in his coffee.
But he was always in high spirits after drinking it, and he even hugged me to show off: "Since I raised you, my thinking has become clearer!"
I deliberately hid his tie before his most important speech, but he just smiled helplessly and replaced it with a ribbon I liked.
I got even more serious. At the state banquet he hosted for alien envoys, I pushed the dinner plate off the table, but he said to the guests: "My little snake is reminding me that it's time to change the dishes."
When he was besieged by his old enemy, I instinctively took on the form of a giant python and scared the enemy out of their wits.
He was stunned for a moment, then buried his face into my cold scales and smiled sullenly: "It seems that I have to add the comment of "husband protector" in the file for you. "
[Little Octopus x Mecha Master]
I am a little octopus who was implanted with the command "Destroy the Mecha Master" by the enemy.
I loosened screws, messed with wiring, and made a mess of his prized mech.
Instead of blaming me, he gave me a cute name "Xiaoba". He built me a special tool bench and patiently taught me how to tighten each screw correctly.
"Look, this is right." He held my tentacles, and the warmth spread to my core.
For the first time in my chaotic logic circuit, a command with higher priority than "destruction" appeared: "Make him happy."
When the enemy invaded the system, I used the techniques he taught me to dismantle the opponent's weapon system in an instant...
Enemy: Your death has come!
Xiao Ba suddenly popped up, and his tentacles almost turned into afterimages: clang, clang, clang – clang!
The enemy was stunned: Why did all my weapon systems fall apart? !
He picked up Xiaoba and held him up to the observation window, "Do they look frozen like you knocked over the paint bucket last time?"
Xiao Ba's tentacles curled up shyly into hearts: Yeah!
"Be good, go and disassemble their engine core, and I'll replace it with the latest lubricant for you tonight, strawberry flavored."
Other units to be determined:
Jellyfish x scientific researcher
Dog x Psychological Healer
Butterfly x Alien Archaeologist
Parrot x Alien Trainer…
The most dangerous creatures in the universe have received the same mission: to deal with that human being!
Later, they all became that person's exclusive cute pets, from "kill him" to "I love him"...
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Mission: Equality and freedom of all species
Come on, it's good to be healthy [Super loud