Watermelon Knife and Tie Clip

As the "little half-blood prince" of a fruit stall, Zhou Qi lives a happy life with a big speaker and a clever mouth. "Imported unicorn melons, original price 1,988 per pound!" "The national subsidy is 1,000! The provincial subsidy is 900! The store subsidy is 86!" "It only costs two yuan per catty. If you buy it for two yuan, you will suffer a loss. If you buy it for two yuan, you will not be cheated!" One day, a cool guy in a suit and leather tie stopped in front of his stall and said with an expressionless face: "Invoice according to the original price." Zhou Qi: "It's a small business, so we don't issue invoices, dear." Yu Feng: "Selling fruits during the day and working with animals at night. Boss Zhou is truly an amphibian elite." Zhou Qi grabbed his tie and said, "I'll say it one last time! It was an accident that day! I'm not a duck!!" Yu Feng: "Okay, let's issue an invoice." Zhou Qi: "No!" Yu Feng: "Then tonight, it's 1988, cash or QR code? Zhou Qi's watermelon knife clanged into the chopping board:... Yu Feng showed the transfer interface: "Are there any discounts for monthly subscription? Elder brother. " Later, Zhou Qi's loudspeaker was forced to update its advertising slogan: "Two yuan a pound! No invoice is issued! No after-sales service included! Especially we don't accept customers named Yu! " That night, he was blocked at the door by the "blacklisted VIP". Zhou Qi: "What do you like about me? Can't I change it?" " Yu Feng came closer and slid one hand under the hem of his T-shirt. "I'm interested in you here..." His fingertips swirled around his waist. "It looks good when you pack it." "I'm interested in you here..." I breathed on my Adam's apple, "When I call for sale, I'm dumber than calling for a bed. " Zhou Qi's legs were made weak by him, but he still said hard: "Get lost..." A rough mixed-race stall owner is attacked by x workplace elites. In the next year, black skin x white skin, a sweet story. Purpose: Life in the city is enjoyable!