The little mushroom Ruili received a glorious mission: to kill He Mu, the SSS-level dangerous species appraiser. In a book, he labeled mushrooms: the edible parts are hallucinogenic. This is simply a blasphemy against the entire fungal civilization!
He poisoned the milk, poisoned the food, and passed the spore liquid through when kissing...
Then I found out that nothing happened to this human being!
Hemu was in high spirits, cooking for him every day, covering him with quilts, holding him in his arms and kissing him again and again.
Ruili covered her mouth: "You, stay away from me, it's too hot!"
"Don't mushrooms like hot environments?"
He Mu glanced at the two floating spores, lowered his head and blew a breath.
The spores shook, and "biu~" two more spores popped out.
Ruili angrily said, "Keep blowing! It will grow on you."
He Mu smiled, good or bad.
Later, the mission failed and the passage to the Mycelium World was urgently closed. In order to survive among humans, the little mushroom signed an agreement with the Ministry of Fertility.
"If you have two babies, you will have a lot of money."
"Are you short of money?"
"No." Ruili clapped her fingers, "I want to take the bus to see the scenery, drink strawberry-flavored drinks, buy bear biscuits, and... I also want to feed you."
"Feed me?"
"You're in line behind Bear Biscuit." Ruili said confidently, "Biscuit won't bite me, but you will."
He Mu reached out and took the person into his arms: "Then how do you plan to give birth?"
Ruili took out a small USB flash drive: "I followed the tutorial, and the first step is -"
"No tutorial required." He Mu interrupted him, "I'll teach you."
"You don't teach well." Ruili muttered in a low voice, "Every time you teach halfway, you end it early."
He Mu was silent for three seconds: "... That's because you call me brother so nicely."
Ruili raised her head and stared at He Mu.
He Mu looked at the red tip of his nose and red ears, lowered his head and kissed the tip of his nose.
"The baby is so cute."
"Hmph."
Later, the employees of the Interspecies Management Bureau discovered that the new assistant was late for work every day, with red ears and red lips.
The employee asked him in a low voice: "Has the captain been cruel to you again?"
Ruili shook her head: "No, he is teaching me how to give birth to a baby."
A colleague in the office asked: "It's been so long and you're still not pregnant? Isn't it okay, Captain?"
Ruili thought for a while and said honestly: "No, as soon as I call him brother, he-"
He Mu appeared urgently and covered his mouth: "Ancestor, you can't say this outside."
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Soft and cute, vindictive mushroom killer
1v1 Shuang Jie (really Shuang Jie, the woman who appears in front is Gong's sister)
Cute little sweet stories, interstellar science fiction, the place is not the earth, cute love and warm daily life
Please collect the next book "I am a serial killer in a famous painting"!
Cheng Yan, a freshman, majoring in animation.
Being drawn into the infinite world "Reincarnation" that only those with deep obsessions can fall into.
In order to survive, he joined the Inquisitor's team and became a killer walking on the edge of life and death.
Rules: Only by reaching the top seven in the standings can you escape the infinite reincarnation and return to reality.
But his severe split personality has become the most unstable weapon:
The first personality "Red Queen"
He kills from the heart, is elegant and crazy, and is famous as the "Reincarnation of Executioners" because he leaves the mark Q on the target's body.
Second personality "Maintenance Engineer"
Silent and focused, like a workman, scrapped mechanical creations and cursed weird props can take on new life in his hands, and even turn decay into deadly weapons.
Third personality "three"
Pale, alienated, touching death can reveal its last memory fragments...
Including that kiss from Wei Si.
He thought he was a lonely alien in this cruel arena, but he didn't know that he had been stared at by a pair of dark eyes hidden behind the card mask for too long.
Copy of "Sunrise·Impression"
The scene turned into a man-eating swamp, and when Cheng Quan was about to sink, the inquisitor Wei Si, wearing a card mask, appeared and announced in a cold voice: "Player Cheng Quan is suspected of violating the rules. Supervision is involved."
The rules were quietly rewritten without anyone seeing him. He pulled Cheng Quan out and used his back to block the poisonous arrows shot from the dark place.
Copy of "Sunflower"
Unnamed corpses appeared one after another in the golden picture frame. The moment Cheng Quan touched the corpse, three was forced to read the bloody memory and knelt down in pain. Wei Si's fingertips fell on his trembling eyelids: "Don't look."
Copy of "Along the River During Qingming Festival"
In the Bianjing Ghost Market, two "hims" spoke at the same time: "Three are missing and one is missing. A ghost is missing. Are you coming?"
Behind him, Wei Si's voice sounded cold: "Are you inviting the judge... To play mahjong with you?"
[Judge: Wei Si]
The ruthless inspector wearing a card mask is responsible for judging and punishing players who violate rules.
Under the mask is a very recognizable appearance: tall, long legs, an inverted triangle figure with wide shoulders and narrow waist, facial features as deep as a mixed race, but with a pair of eyes as black as night.
When Cheng Yan finally couldn't bear it anymore, he stabbed Wei Si in the heart with a knife: "Who allowed you to spread rumors that I kissed you?"
However, Wei Si calmly took out the silk handkerchief and put it on the handle of the knife: "Be good, don't use too much force, it will hurt your hand."
He leaned forward and exposed all disguises in Cheng Yan's ear: "Today's kiss was mint, yesterday it was peach, and the day before yesterday..."
"It's 1932, the fragrance of coffee on the Left Bank of Paris."
It was too far away, and Cheng Yan didn't know that someone was looking for him. He was obsessed with reincarnation and endured all kinds of hardships to become the judge, just to wait for the day when he could meet him again in this endless pursuit.
"Cheng Qian," under the mask, those deep black eyes were filled with love and paranoia that spanned centuries, "this time, you can't run away."
"Your madness, your evidence of guilt, every aspect of you, belongs to me."
The Buddha said: Due to "karma" and "ignorance", all living beings circulate in the six paths of life and death, which is called reincarnation. However, those who are obsessed too deeply will not return to heaven and earth, but will become a world of their own - "Reincarnation of Obsession"
Not going to the next life, not entering the past life, this is the destination for those who are obsessed with it, and it is also a destination of no return.
Two strong men + falling in love and killing each other | Infatuated judge x triple personality art student
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Intention: Even if you make mushrooms, you have to complete the task 996 times!
Is that girl my lover?