[Crossover] The Days I Was Forced to Cuddle Up to Hot Guys

[Mindless Everyone-Loves-Me Story, OOC and Silly Shenanigans Galore, Third-Person Narration]

The world of sorcery has had some curious news lately.

One day, a certain tyrant stopped taking bounties and betting on horse races, and started pestering a girl who had only just come of age, deliberately getting in her way.

According to informed sources, each time she does it, she gets at least a hundred million.

Bourbon came across a fresh piece of intelligence.

Gin had been pinned against the hood of a car and kissed by a frail girl, then humiliated with a hundred million in cash.

And it all began because

On your eighteenth birthday, you looked at your utterly empty social circle and made a wish to the candles:

"I want to make more friends."

That night, the Lord of the Hunt appeared in your dream and said he would grant you a talent that would give you opportunities to interact with people.

You agreed.

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On the second day of being eighteen, you ended up touching the Dragon Lord's chest, then got a lecture at the Ten-Lords Commission.

On the third day, you were too scared to leave the house. But while getting a late-night snack, you ran into a "well-built" craftsman and... touched his chest.

On the fourth day, you sought help from the general of the Divine Foresight Ministry, but got nowhere. At the entrance, you accidentally fell onto a newly appointed Cloud Knight and even gave his thigh strap a little tug.

You: Currently shutting down.

In only three days, your exploits had spread all over the Luofu.

That night, the Lord of the Hunt in your dream turned into Aha, the Aeon of Elation. You realized you'd been tricked and asked him to take this thing back.

He laughed a few times and ran off.

After finally escaping the Xianzhou, you got a job at the Corporation and became an executive. But Aha wasn't satisfied with how slowly your talent was improving, so he dumped you on a deep blue planet.

...And that's how the story at the beginning happened.

Of course, those are all minor problems. The biggest issue right now is that your Xianzhou romantic entanglements have followed you here.

[Reader's Guide]

1. Mindless everyone-loves-me OOC. The author has eaten the logic.

2. A crossover with Uncle Strolls, the Four Souls Jewel, Detective Conan, and Honkai: Star Rail. The main setting is a crossover world, with Xianzhou memories woven in.

3. The author is a softie who likes keeping everyone alive. I'll definitely kick the bucket, but the timeline may be adjusted (we can blame Aha).

4. The main story has one-sided crushes and romantic rivalry. The couples will be decided in the extras.

5. The Cloud Quintet's ending will be changed. I'll do my best to make it plausible.

6. Everyone is a virgin except for the men, including Tohru. I won't change anything involving Megumi's mother.

Theme: Learn how to get along with people.