
The CEO Says He Wants to Learn Magic
霸总说他想学魔法
by Jiang Yi (江诣)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 484k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[One woman, multiple male leads; fake prim-and-proper, drama-loving heroine x male leads with surprising sides]
Mi Yilu transmigrates into a book, landing in the dog-blooded novel she loves most. One second she's cursing out the male lead, the next he's wetting his pants right in front of her.
You think the male lead couldn't possibly wet himself? That's a limited imagination. In the hands of a genius mage like her, anything is possible. ╮(─▽─)╭
She's incredibly capable. From a young age, she can soar through the skies and dive into the earth, causing chaos everywhere she goes. She becomes every male lead's unattainable love without even realizing it. She thinks she's following the plot to the letter, when in fact she's already changed it beyond recognition.
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Male Lead No. 1: A ruthless business tycoon who falls for another woman and destroys the heroine's family.
Mi Yilu: "This one's vicious. I have to beat him to a pulp!"
She treats him cruelly until she finally turns a budding tyrant into a cold, awkward, sharp-tongued older brother. He's become hopelessly love-struck and insists on acting like the legitimate husband, looking down on every other man and constantly going on about how they're childhood sweethearts and promised to each other from birth.
Mi Yilu, frantically poking at him: "I'm here for revenge. Can I have another chance to make him the big bad?"
He can't be the big bad anymore, but that guy has pretty nice abs. (·∀·)!
Former Big Bad: "Want to touch them?"
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Male Lead No. 2: A womanizing playboy from a powerful family who pushes the heroine into an abyss when she doesn't return his love.
Mi Yilu: "Watch this. I'll show you another trick. This time, I'm definitely getting my revenge!"
But when she looks at the big, dumb, golden-haired guy in front of her, she freezes. Is he an M? The more she scolds him, the happier he gets; the more she sends him away, the more he wants her. Was this character even written through proper channels?
Mi Yilu: "Please stop shouting everywhere that you're the other woman. It's embarrassing."
M Male Lead: "What's embarrassing about it? They don't even get the chance to be the third party. (/ . \)~"
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Male Lead No. 3: A mysterious tycoon at the head of a business empire who inexplicably ruins the heroine's reputation.
Mi Yilu: "What's wrong with this guy? He hurts people for no reason?"
Wait, why is the famously aloof tycoon a scheming, tsundere weirdo? And why is he so devastatingly handsome?
Tycoon: "I've got a great body too. Want to see?"
How wicked! He's trying to tempt her with his looks. Is she the sort of person who can resist temptation?
Revenge on hold. First, she'll date him.
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Male Lead No. 4: A gloomy, obsessive genius doctor who, after turning evil, locks the heroine in a basement and forces her to stay for two years.
Mi Yilu: "This tag sounds pretty scary. Is there a risk of dying when you transmigrate into a book for revenge?"
To save her life, she makes plans ahead of time and tries to win the little genius over with love, but as expected, she fails. Of course, it's not her fault. The problem is that the yandere has turned into an affectionate, clingy little cutie who loves to act spoiled. He's not scary at all!
Little Genius: "Big Sis, can you make them all leave? My heart hurts when they're here. Feel it."
What an innocent little sweetheart. How could she say no?
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Male Lead No. 5...
Mi Yilu: "No need to introduce him. I know this one. He's my nemesis from before I transmigrated into the book."
No. 5: "Then do you know I like you?"
Mi Yilu: "No. Get lost." (^_^;)
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Reader's guide: Everyone's in a love-triangle free-for-all; all the male leads are virgins; contrasting charms; the original heroine is the protagonist.
[Coming soon]
Don't Leave Me, My Empress
After Su Xuejiao is framed, she unexpectedly receives a transmigration mission. When it ends, she abandons her husband and child and returns to the modern world to become the daughter of the prominent Su family.
As she exhausts every avenue to find her enemy, she sees a familiar face.
"What the hell? Why am I seeing that emperor again after coming back?"
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Yan Xuancheng considers himself the most handsome and heroic emperor since the founding of Great Wei. The first half of his life was spent lost in the treacherous court; the second half was spent with one woman for a lifetime, in a life as sweet as honey. Unfortunately, one day his empress died.
But he's very lucky: after transmigrating, he gets to see his beloved empress again~
But why doesn't his empress remember him? Q_Q
Yan Xuancheng: "Jiaojiao, it's me!"
Su Xuejiao: "Extras, sign up at the entrance."
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A mission is a mission, and life is life. Su Xuejiao won't mix the two up, but Yan Xuancheng doesn't see it that way! The moment they meet, he automatically assumes the role of Su Xuejiao's man.
Enemies? He'll find them.
Resources? He'll invest.
Going public? He...
Yan Xuancheng: "What official post is 'going public'?"
The old-fashioned emperor proactively learns some modern vocabulary, then feels the sky fall down around him.
His wife has a fiance. What kind of nonsense is this?
Su Xuejiao: "What's wrong with that? Think about your late Crown Princess and the Noble Consort who almost became empress. Don't you feel better now?"
True, being engaged isn't the same as being married. Yan Xuancheng talks himself through it, then the sky falls down again.
His wife kisses every male lead in every show he invests in. What kind of nonsense is this?
Su Xuejiao: "Why didn't you say that when you were enjoying your harem?"
Yan Xuancheng is about to explain, but the sky falls down yet again.
"I'm going on a variety show? What kind of nonsense is this?"
Assistant: "There are so many women around Sister Jiao. They're all going on the dating show, so of course you have to go too."
Yan Xuancheng goes, and is furious. "Those fakes are imitating me!"
The internet's got a serious blind spot. Why aren't people shipping him and Jiaojiao? He's already come up with a name: the "Mole Ship."
Su Xuejiao: Does that sound good to you? ( ̄^ ̄)
Yan Xuancheng: (^.^)
Theme: Study hard

