Synopsis
[Upcoming novels: Sword Mastery and I Rule the World with Magic. Blurbs at the end. Please add them to your collections!]
Blurb:
[Desireless woman who pretends to be a demon x immortal lord with a special constitution]
Zuo Sisi transmigrates into a quilt.
Sometimes she's shaken out and turned over; sometimes she's carried outside to bask in the sun. Her days are dull, but she's quite content with her life.
"In my last life, my boss squeezed every last bit of value out of me while I lay in a hospital bed. In this life, I'm going to lie flat!"
"Hey, hey! Who rolled me up?"
After being rolled up, Zuo Sisi learns that production is complete, and she's finally going to be delivered to her owner's bed...
After being slept on day and night for a whole month, Zuo Sisi can't take it anymore.
"Who is this person, anyway? Does he really need that much sleep? It feels like he sleeps 23 hours a day!"
But before she can resist, a picture of a handsome man sleeping in the springtime suddenly appears before her.
"!" Nobody told me this old monster was so handsome!
Her lust ignited, Zuo Sisi abandons her mistaken belief that she has no desires and starts "tormenting" this unfamiliar yet familiar beauty every night.
At last, she gets an unexpected result: a new quilt.
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In the immortal realm, there is a remarkable book called Tales from the Tingfeng Tower. It knows everything from astronomy to geography. There's nothing you can think of that it hasn't written about!
But in recent days, its gossip headlines have been repeatedly dominated by two people!
The first is Qingyi Immortal Venerable, the beloved of the immortal realm, whose name can stop a crying child in its tracks.
The second is the notorious collector of male lovers, the Demon King of Jiuming, who until now had appeared only in rumors.
The latest edition of Tales from the Tingfeng Tower reports:
According to informed sources, Qingyi Immortal Venerable has not stepped outside Mount Yuanheng for seven whole days. Every night, when he leaves the side hall, his fingertips are flushed and his cheeks are rosy. It seems he has been secretly welcoming a beautiful young woman into Zici Hall, reveling in her company night after night and forgetting all about the world.
The latest edition of Tales from the Tingfeng Tower also reports:
Recently, a strange-looking woman appeared at the Yin-Yang Inn. Her appearance is very similar to the Demon King of Jiuming as described in the rumors, so she may well be the Demon King herself! With the Demon King out in the world, many suspect she went to the Yin-Yang Inn, a place full of demons and ghosts, to choose a male lover!
However, according to diners at the scene, just as the Demon King was busy fending off a crowd of men offering themselves to her, a man suddenly entered the inn. He went straight to her and even took her hand! Everyone suspects he's an old lover of the Demon King. When he learned she wanted to take a new lover, he panicked!
The latest edition of Tales from the Tingfeng Tower further reports:
Everyone knows that Qingyi Immortal Venerable lives on Mount Yuanheng. The sound of his name can stop children from crying, and the smell of him sends birds and beasts fleeing in every direction. Yet this fearsome figure has, for the first time, taken on a delicate-looking young disciple, and even set up a barrier around Mount Yuanheng so that no one can know what the master and disciple are doing inside.
But according to informed sources, the young disciple ran away a few days ago. Not only did she flee, she stole every last thing from the Immortal Venerable's home. Yet the Immortal Venerable isn't angry at all. He's searching everywhere for the little thief.
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One-on-one romance, happy ending. The author's notes will occasionally feature behind-the-scenes skits.
*Upcoming novels [Blurbs]
1. Sword Mastery
A genius artifact-forging master who joined the trade halfway through x a taciturn sword immortal who can cleave the heavens and earth
[Blurb]
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The greatest sword immortal in the Six Realms, Shu Yungu, possessed an ancient divine sword forged by heaven and earth. Man and sword were one, and together they had reached the pinnacle of swordsmanship in the Six Realms. But overnight, both the sword immortal and his sword vanished, as if they had disappeared from the face of the earth.
In the first year of Chongshun, on the very day Emperor Zhao Cheng ascended the throne, his most beloved little princess, He Ruosheng, ran away from home. He immediately ordered royal notices to be posted and searched frantically for her, but years passed without a trace of the princess.
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In the snowy wilderness, Shu Yungu awakens after sleeping for several years and discovers that he is trapped inside his own sword. Because he has attained the state of unity between man and sword, he can see the outside world and control the sword's movements, but he cannot communicate with anyone.
Then one day, he is picked up by a little girl who is pretty, but filthy from head to toe.
He Ruosheng: "The greatest sword immortal? An ancient divine sword? Hmph! Today, I'm going to take you apart, as the greatest artifact-forging master in the Six Realms! Let's see what you're made of!"
Shu Yungu: "First-rate artifact-forging master? You look like a beggar."
He Ruosheng immediately pulls out the Bone-Eating Gu she crafted. Whether you're human, ghost, or sword, if you dare look down on her, she'll throw you in and make you suffer.
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As the girl and the sword travel together, He Ruosheng decides the sword has a foul mouth and that the sword immortal probably didn't like it, so he deliberately abandoned it.
Shu Yungu thinks she's deranged and foolish, and that forging artifacts has nearly made her brain melt. But he doesn't dare say so, because she really does have all sorts of strange and terrifying magical tools.
He Ruosheng: "Sword, what do you think of the young man who saved us last night?"
Shu Yungu: "Ugly, stupid, short, poor."
He Ruosheng: "Really? I think he's all right. He's pretty capable, too."
That night, a sword flew into the room of the handsome young man who had saved the beauty, and silently severed his romantic prospects.
(A story of the same type!)
2. I Rule the World with Magic
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As a super-star student who has consistently ranked first in the Magic Academy's assessments, Mi Yilu is the center of attention wherever she goes. But in secret, she loves sneaking a look at all sorts of ridiculous, melodramatic novels that the dean has banned.
On the eve of giving a speech at the school's anniversary celebration, she finally pays the price for reading forbidden books: she transmigrates into a badly written, melodramatic novel called Reborn After Men Torment Me in Body and Soul for Being Their White Moonlight, I Return to Slap the Whole World in the Face.
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Male lead number one: a future business tycoon.
He wants to snap his fingers and make the original heroine's family go bankrupt? No problem. Right now, he's just her three-year-old childhood friend.
Madam Fu: "Fu Yan'an! How old are you now? Why did you wet yourself in public?"
Three-year-old Mi Yilu, sitting in Madam Fu's arms, hides the hand she used to cast a spell and looks innocent.
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Male lead number two: an arrogant, spoiled rich kid.
He wants to push the original heroine into an abyss because he can't have her? No problem. Right now, he's just a sixteen-year-old walking disaster.
He falls and breaks his leg after encountering a snake while hiking, gets diarrhea on the day of an exam, and gets hit in the face with a basketball during a game...
Mi Yilu's mouth twitches. She quietly puts away her glowing wand. Don't make this unlucky guy too unlucky to live.
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Male lead number three: a gloomy, obsessive genius doctor.
He wants to lock the original heroine in a basement and force her to stay there for two years? No problem. He's only fifteen now, and love can change him. As long as she makes a careful plan, she'll surely win him over.
Young genius: "Are you going to adopt me? I'm smart and handsome. You'll like me."
Young genius: "Sis, where are you going? Will you come see me again tomorrow?"
Mi Yilu: ???
Wasn't he supposed to be an obsessive, terrifyingly deranged doctor? She didn't even have to use magic or put her plan into action, and she'd already won him over?
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Male lead number four: a mysterious tycoon with a business empire that spans the globe.
He wants to ruin the original heroine's reputation? No problem. Right now, he's... Wait, why is this aloof tycoon constantly trying to seduce me?
Mi Yilu, who wanted to use magic to continue the story of getting reborn and slapping the whole world in the face, weeps into a trash can. This isn't the plot I wanted!
Huh? Who's rummaging through my trash can?
Someone lifts the lid. Outside is her long-lost brother, smiling brightly.
Mi Yilu: "Brother? Weren't you killed in a plane crash?"
Wait! It seems this brother's inner self has been replaced!
-----The End-----
Theme: Stay true to yourself.
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Who can have eyes that can only see anything but themselves and not find it strange???
She can see other people's books, why can't she see herself? This is too illogical, right?
[Pre-received articles/related articles, please collect them~ (the last copy)] ① "Sword Control" (same type available in advance) Halfway through, the genius weapon master x the taciturn swordsman who kills the sky and the earth ②"I rely on magic to run the world" (Fantasy pre-collection) The magical girl travels through the forbidden book and battles wits and courage with the four scumbags in the book ③"If he doesn't become a demon, I will become a demon" (related article has been completed) The weird female devil x the possessive tree spirit, including a guest appearance by the protagonist of this article Copywriting ①"Control the Sword" Shuyun, the best swordsman in the six realms, had an ancient divine sword created by nature. The human sword merged into one, and they both reached the highest position in the six realms of swordsmanship. But overnight, the swordsman and the sword disappeared together, as if they had evaporated from the world. In the first year of Chongshun, on the day Emperor Zhaocheng came to the throne, his beloved little princess He Ruosheng ran away from home. He immediately sent people to post the imperial list and frantically searched for the whereabouts of the little princess. However, after several years, there was still no news about the princess. In the snowy region, Shu Yungu, who had been sleeping for several years, woke up and found that he was trapped in his own sword. Because of the union of man and sword, he could see the outside world and control the movement of the sword, but he could not communicate with others. Until one day, he was picked up by a little girl who was good-looking but dirty. He Ruosheng: "The No. 1 Sword Immortal? Ancient Divine Sword? Hum! Today, I, the No. 1 Weapon refiner in the six realms, will dismantle you! Let's see what kind of structure you have!" Shu Yungu: "First, a master of weapon refining? Are you just like a beggar?" He Ruosheng immediately took out the bone-eating cup she had made. No matter whether you were a human, a ghost, or a sword, anyone who dared to look down on her would be thrown into it and suffered a lot. Walking together with one person and one sword, He Ruosheng felt that the sword had a smelly mouth. It was probably because the original swordsman didn't like it and threw it away on purpose; Shu Yun therefore thought that this person was crazy and stupid, and her brain was almost damaged by refining the weapons, but he did not dare to say that she really had many strange and scary magical weapons. He Ruosheng: "Jian, what do you think of the young master who saved us last night?" Shu Yungu: "Ugly, stupid, short, poor." He Ruosheng: "Really? I think it's not bad, it's quite impressive." That night, a sword flew into the house of the handsome young man who had saved his beauty, and the sword silently cut off his love. (Same type of article~) ②"I rely on magic to travel the world" As a super star student who always ranks first in the Magic Academy's assessment list, Mi Yilu is the focus of the crowd wherever she goes, but secretly, she loves to peek at all kinds of mindless novels that have been banned by the dean, and feel the pain in her heart. Finally, she was punished for peeking into the banned book and entered an unfinished bloody novel called "As Bai Yueguang, I was tortured physically and mentally by men and then came back to slap the whole world in the face." The male protagonist, the future business tycoon. Want to break up the heroine's family with just a flick of your finger? It's okay, he is only a 3-year-old little bamboo horse now. Mother Fu: "Fu Yan'an! How old are you? Why do you wet your pants in public?" 3-Year-old Mi Yilu, who was sitting in a children's car, hid her magic hand and looked innocent. The second male protagonist is an arrogant and playboy rich second generation. Want to embarrass the heroine with her stand-in? It's okay, he is still just a 16-year-old boy now. Auntie: "Young master, your collection of sneakers and watches were all thrown into the sea by your pet!" Mi Yilu, who was lying on the last row pretending to sleep, secretly put away the glowing pen. The third male protagonist is a paranoid genius doctor. Want to lock the heroine in the basement and force her to do it for two years? It's okay, he's just a good boy of 15 now. Mi Yilu: "Yi Wenjing, please help me do my homework. Can I buy you potato chips?" "Okay." Mi Yilu was shocked. Where is the paranoid, perverted and scary doctor that she promised? There was no magic involved, but a bag of potato chips bought people over? The male protagonist No. 4 Is a mysterious boss with a business presence all over the world. Do you want the heroine to be ruined? It's okay, he is still... Huh? Why did the big guy who appeared eight years later come to the school? Why did he ask me to have dinner? Mi Yilu used magic to continue the story of being reborn and slapping the whole world in the face. Mi Yilu cried and fainted in the trash can. Where was the promised story of physical abuse, mental abuse, and heart throbbing? This is not the plot I want at all! Huh? Who goes through my trash can? The lid of the trash can was lifted, and outside was his brother Yi Chen who was smiling brightly. Mi Yilu: Brother? Didn't you already destroy the machine and kill everyone? Wrong! This brother's inner core seems to have been changed!! (Fantasy pre-collection~) ③"If he doesn't become a demon, I will become a demon" I heard that there is a handsome young junior brother in Luoxia Villa. He used to drink wine and tease beauties every day, but recently he got into trouble with a cold-faced young man. Lin Kexin took Chu Chen and stepped into the gate of Luoxia Villa, only to find that her junior brothers and sisters were all peeking at her. Could it be that they haven't gotten used to their appearance in women's clothing? Let's go back to men's clothing another day! Suddenly, a figure ran over. "Senior Brother Lin, I can be a kid!" Lin Kexin's pupils dilated and she looked at the shy junior brother in front of her in disbelief. Without waiting for her to react, Chu Chen expressionlessly changed her back into men's clothes. Unexpectedly, the tips of the junior brother's ears turned even redder! "Senior brother~" The Imperial City of Lotus Kingdom held a grand feast recently. Lin Kexin, who came to eat and drink, sat at the wine table and watched the future queen and her husband on the sedan chair receiving blessings from the people. "Chu Chen, why do I feel that those two people look familiar?" Chu Chen glanced at him and said, "It seems to be your mother and my master." In the ghost realm, demons are respected. Mortals will die within three seconds of entering, and gods will lose their cultivation within three seconds if they enter. After listening to the introduction to the illusion, Lin Kexin looked serious, "It's such a powerful illusion, so why am I okay?" "That's right! Why aren't you dead?" Not only did Lin Kexin not die, she also killed all the demon enemies and stormed into the demon palace with a knife. You must take back your own position today! However - on the throne studded with pearls and jade, a man dressed in brocade clothes was sitting there drinking leisurely. "Chu Chen?" -----(End)-----
Why are there so few readers for such a beautiful novel?
Why are there so few readers for such a beautiful novel?