He, the Chosen One, became the bottom.
Zhou Aihe, the mighty Chosen One, had his sword bone extracted and was thrown into a snake pit. He crawled out to seek revenge.
When he found his sword bone, it was inside the body of a beautiful person who had been kept like a pet and seemed to be doted on.
He didn't kill him. He stole the beauty, Li Huabai, away.
They stumbled into a secret realm and were both poisoned by an aphrodisiac. He refused to take advantage of him.
But the beauty couldn't hold back and came onto him. He could have pushed him away…
The next morning, the beauty got dressed. “What a mess. Let's just say I slept with a dog.”
Later
Li Huabai pulled his sword bone out of his body, inch by inch.
Without a spine, the beauty became a wretched snake.
The wretched snake crawled toward Zhou Aihe, inch by inch, holding up the sword bone with pleading eyes.
“It's yours.”
Zhou Aihe looked at him for a long time.
“I don't want it.”
Reader's Note:
The blurb is melodramatic, but the main story is a sweet, mutual romance with a happy ending.
The cover uses a template.
Coming Soon ◍˃ᵕ˂◍: “A Background Character in an Explicit Novel, but He Loves to Cook”
Lin Xie transmigrated into an explicit novel.
A smutty group-sex novel with a high concentration of yellow, featuring a master who falls to darkness.
Good news: He's not the master who falls in love despite cultivating the Heartless Path.
Bad news: He's the expendable disciple responsible for the master's complete loss of cultivation.
His senior brothers tie him up nearby like a dog, making him watch every sex scene. He's not allowed to die or close his eyes. He's just a background character there to spice things up.
He flips to the original novel's ending.
The master reaches enlightenment. With a nine-tailed fox body, he rebuilds his path to immortality, kills all his senior disciples, then embraces his already idiotic young disciple and goes to the Demon Realm to become its king.
Sounds like a happy ending, right?
Lin Xie flips to the extra chapter.
After becoming the Demon King, the master uses every kind of sex play he learned on the little disciple, without missing a single one.
Ten thousand years of sex.
The End.
Lin Xie closes the book.
He understands. After being abused for hundreds of chapters, the master finally gets the upper hand. Of course he needs someone to settle the score with. The little disciple is right there, convenient, helpless, and stupid.
So his mission is clear:
Don't let the master lose all his cultivation.
Don't let the master fall in love with him.
If both fail, at least keep your distance and find a way to escape. Don't become part of the master's post-comeback sex life.
In short, he must never have a relationship with the master that goes beyond teacher and disciple.
But
He's an ordinary mortal with no spiritual roots and no spiritual bones. How is he supposed to change his fate?
Lin Xie thinks it over and decides to make a good meal first.
Nothing matters more than eating.
·
His master, Youqin Zhaoxiu, reclines on the couch, his long black hair spilling down.
His clothes are carelessly fastened, a half-draped robe of red brocade and gold thread.
“Xian-ge'er.” His master calls him by his childhood name, his voice feather-light, as if deliberately making him come closer and closer, so he can hear his instructions.
His master clearly cultivates the Heartless Path. But every time Lin Xie is summoned, he feels desire flowing from him.
The less properly his master is dressed, the faster Lin Xie chops the vegetables.
His master sees this and smiles softly.
Something's wrong. In the original novel, his master was cultivating the Heartless Path at this point. He shouldn't be smiling like that.
Unless…
The plot has already begun.
“Run,” his master says, catching him. “Poor thing. Why can't you get away?”
Lin Xie holds out a bowl of freshly stewed mushroom soup. “Master, have some soup before it gets cold and fishy.”
Master: …
Lin Xie: Dear Master, could you at least get dressed first?
·
His master feeds him spiritual liquid, mouthful by mouthful, to keep him alive.
Lin Xie is very good while being fed, opening his mouth gently.
Once he has his strength back, he dives straight into the kitchen.
His senior brothers hate him and avoid him like the plague.
Later, they crawl over to beg him. “Dear junior brother, is there any rice left in the pot?”
Later still, Lin Xie cultivates the Dao through food.
Spiritual energy adores him, and the kitchen fire obeys him.
His nine-tailed fox master stays by his side, wrapping his tail around Lin Xie's waist and asking softly, “Want some more?”
Lin Xie: …The pot's burning.
·
A nine-tailed fox can hardly ascend because of his lustful nature. Youqin Zhaoxiu found a new path, cultivating the Heartless Path for hundreds of years, only to fall just before victory.
The one who ruined his cultivation was an insignificant mortal.
A mortal who was only a little good-looking.
To feel love while cultivating the Heartless Path means destroying one's foundations and losing all one's cultivation.
He should have killed Lin Xie, purged every impure thought, and returned to the Great Dao.
But when Lin Xie is in his arms, he's so sweet, his head hanging low.
When Lin Xie pets him, he's so obedient, taking his time.
When Lin Xie avoids him, he's bolder, but even the harshest thing he says is, “I don't want you.”
Since Lin Xie doesn't want him,
then he'll just have to want Lin Xie fiercely.
He'll make up for everything Lin Xie is missing,
twice over.
Lin Xie's lips are red, tears on his cheeks.
“You bit my lips all swollen.”
Youqin Zhaoxiu rests his head on Lin Xie's shoulder, his voice soft.
“Want more?”
Lin Xie doesn't dare say no anymore.
He's afraid other parts of him will swell too…
He still couldn't escape this fate.
The next day, Lin Xie crawls up and makes soup.
Youqin Zhaoxiu: “You've still got the strength?”
Lin Xie: “…I can't let the stove go to waste.”
·
Ten thousand years of sex?
Lin Xie wipes down the stove.
That'll have to wait until after we've eaten.
Theme: A mutual case of madness
It's so good. I had tears in my eyes when I read it this morning [biting my handkerchief]. The writing and plot are so good 💪
I remember the copywriting wasn't sweet? Two little bitter gourds 😭
It's really a sweet article, so healing~~